• In this Thread, You just Won the Lottery
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In this thread, you won 1 billion dollars in the lottery. I'm going to give most of the money to charity!
Finally! I'm going to donate a lot of it but keep enough for me and my family to live on for the rest of our lives.
I'm never coming back to Facepunch.
I'm going to purchase fast threads!
I'm going to puchase mod and ban you all for stealing 1bil
hookers
Gonna buy me every single fucking game I ever wanted and gift a fuckton of stuff to friends over steam.
I'll save it for university :smug:
Brb. Quitting job. [editline]05:21PM[/editline] And getting my friends out of their uni fund debts.
[img]http://www.kalamu.com/bol/wp-content/content/images/marvin%20gaye%2016%20.jpg[/img]
Let's save.
I will use it to infiltrate the government.
I'm buying my own PMC to conquer my own lands, then using the land I have taken, I will open up friendly trade after I invent something that gives me military superiority over everyone.
Fuck, I knew I shouldn't have gotten the $1 scratch ticket.. Well, atleast I can buy a two liter of Pepsi or something..
Time to buy a huge mansion, a fuckton of new furniture, an A++ plasma TV and a cat :3:. AND SHIT FUCKING TONS OF FOOD. That's right, no computers, no video games, you nerds.
My face: [b]O o /¯¯/[highlight]_o___o___o___o____o__[/highlight] \__\[highlight]¯¯o¯¯¯o¯¯¯¯¯¯o¯¯¯¯¯¯o[/highlight][/b]
Woopwoopwoopwoop time to live like a king pyahhh
Holy shit, I'm going to buy 0.5 billion cheeseburger, and then spend 0.5 billion on some minions to build me an castle out of them, and am car, and a tree, and an tree house. I dare you to rate me hearts.
[quote=LiquiD]O o /¯¯/[highlight]_o___o___o___o____o__[/highlight] \__\[highlight]¯¯o¯¯¯o¯¯¯¯¯¯o¯¯¯¯¯¯o[/highlight] [/quote] Fixed.
[QUOTE=Hatashi;22537103]I dare you to rate me hearts.[/QUOTE] Don't worry, we won't.
I would invest it in the stock market and make even more money.
I can't believe my numbers actually worked !!!!!!! [img]http://www.insidelottery.com/article/images_1/lost_ticket.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Dav0r;22537168]I can't believe my numbers actually worked !!!!!!! [/QUOTE] If those are your numbers. I'mma steal 'em from now on. :smug:
My grandpa died :(
[img]http://www.hoax-slayer.com/images/gun-collection3.jpg[/img] this.
[QUOTE=Dav0r;22537259]My grandpa died :([/QUOTE] Sorry to hear it. :frown:
I know man, I hope everything else goes ok.
[QUOTE=Zatharon;22537268][img]http://www.hoax-slayer.com/images/gun-collection3.jpg[/img] this.[/QUOTE]
Buy a small island and create a sovereign nation out of it
I'm gonna go buy more lottery tickets!
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