• 1000 ways to die
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Post how you wish to die. Sorry if this has been done before, nothing came up in search. I'd like to be in a car accident and flung out of my windshield into a group of people. [editline]02:47AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Col. Mandrake;15958316]Post how you wish to die. Sorry if this has been done before, nothing came up in search. I'd like to be in a car accident and flung out of my windshield into a group of people.[/QUOTE] oops wrong icon, supposed to be a post your.
1. Getting my Dick Chopped off (that's pretty much game over for most guys)
2. Being killed whilst defending my country :patriot: Except I'm in the UK, not US.
3. Getting decapitated by a chipmunks tooth.
Getting stepped on by a Big Daddy.
5. Taking a dump and crapping out all of your internal organs.
Cattapulted into the sea to be gradually nibbled away by small fish. I cannot think of a worse kind of hell.
7. Getting run over by a rhino.
8. Old age.
Gangbang
10. Anal with a horse.
11.Jumping out of a helicopter at 300 MPH and landing on Miley Cyrus [sp]This is how i want to die[/sp] 12. Being crushed by a person who just jumped out of a helicopter at 300MPH [sp]This is how i want miley cyrus to die[/sp]
13. Snoo snoo
14. Crit stickybomb
15 drowing in a giant tank of chocolate [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=768497[/url]
[QUOTE=dcalde78;15958389]2. Being killed whilst defending my country :patriot: Except I'm in the UK, not US.[/QUOTE] 16 :patriot: But UK flag
17# Suicide by murder
#17 Get shotgunned until you look like a hamburger.
Standing up to a bear. I will be face to face with a huge bear. I will hold my ground while it stands up and looks angry, and I will firmly tell it, "No...nooooo" (like what you would say to a dog). I will then precede to get mauled by said bear.
Having a heart attack at 192 while fucking two hot Asian twins in a threesome :P
[QUOTE=ksenior;15960550]Having a heart attack at 192 while fucking two hot Asian twins in a threesome :P[/QUOTE] ew
Drinking poisoned milk mixed with SHIT.
X. Buying a new TV just to find out that inside the box there is a bald man that jumps up of the box and screams so loud the our ears bleed and you die on your way to the hospital by getting crushed by a train from Canada...
23.Being thrown into a shredder for a episode of "See it shred!".
24:Being ate by zombies.
25:Getting shot and, Bleed to dead.
26:Being killed or tuned to a Combine you lose your dick
27: being pooped on by mario then ate by G-Man.. but.. I'm still alive because I have a protection cloak.. with cockroaches In it so now I'm dead D:
28. Being shot in a heroic fight.
29. Having all one's internal organs simultaneously converted to uranium at critical mass.
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