Mine would be when I took a girl home, then realized "She" had a dick.
I still hit it though.
I mistakenly came on my 9-page essay, and I was out of printer paper.
I turned it in the next day anyway. :smug:
Sex on her period.
[QUOTE=UnarmedSniper;25809223]Mine would be when I took a girl home, then realized "She" had a dick.
I still hit it though.[/QUOTE]
Tell the whole story.
I suppose my worst sex experience would be the lack thereof :smith:
[QUOTE=UnarmedSniper;25809223]Mine would be when I took a girl home, then realized "She" had a dick.
I still hit it though.[/QUOTE]
He is trolling right..
No Really he is ye? Please tell me he is.
[editline]2nd November 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=Gimmmik;25809287]Sex on her period.[/QUOTE]
Also real men sail through the red sea
My girlfriend was (not to be bragging) gagging on my dick and at one point, she gagged-clenched-pulled and cut my dick.
[QUOTE=UnarmedSniper;25809223]Mine would be when I took a girl home, then realized "She" had a dick.
I still hit it though.[/QUOTE]
But if you hit it regardless, how does it nominate as a worst experience?
[QUOTE=VeniVidiVici74;25810070]My girlfriend was (not to be bragging) gagging on my dick and at one point, she gagged-clenched-pulled and cut my dick.[/QUOTE]
I had this happen to me once, but I kind of freaked out and didn't want to get puked on so I shoved her off my bed real quick fast. True Story. She was pissed for the next few weeks.
I don't blame her for being pissed. That's purty rude.
[QUOTE=UnarmedSniper;25809223]Mine would be when I took a girl home, then realized "She" had a dick.
I still hit it though.[/QUOTE]
OP's a virgin, and the story is a lie.
[QUOTE=VeniVidiVici74;25810070]My girlfriend was (not to be bragging) gagging on my dick and at one point, she gagged-clenched-pulled and cut my dick.[/QUOTE]
What?
The one I never had
I had none.
The end.
[QUOTE=Mindfuck;25810528]I had none.
The end.[/QUOTE]
You had a MINDFUCK, that counts. :v:
Uhhhh, toothy blowjob? Nothing really.
When the guy thinks that I have the endurance of Lance Armstrong. I get tired too.
Ha, Sweetie, usually it's me who has to keep my guy going... x) Having the guy fall asleep when he's doing really good, now THAT'S a bad experience. By the way, love the username.
[QUOTE=Sweetie;25810769]When the guy thinks that I have the endurance of Lance Armstrong. I get tired too.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=ConvolutedLogic;25810831]Ha, Sweetie, usually it's me who has to keep my guy going... x) Having the guy fall asleep when he's doing really good, now THAT'S a bad experience. By the way, love the username.[/QUOTE]
Am I still on facepunch or did I click on something else
ITT: People make up random stories.
[QUOTE=Nerts;25810892]Am I still on facepunch or did I click on something else[/QUOTE]
Sounds like yahoo answers women section all up in this bitch
this thread needs MS paint analysis for each story
Several. Like the one time during foreplay when I decited to ignore that weird thick and soft fabric in her panties
and snuck my hand in anyway. I was surprised to find her really wet, but somehow the consistency of this fluid
was not right. I was just about to ask her if there was something I should know when I finally figured out that my
hand was, despite of the dark room, red all over. "Oh." She was kind of pissed that I ignored her period and then
still got grossed out.
Or the other time when we broke her bed and her mom knocked on the door, telling me to stop BEATING her
daughter. Turns out she had a tea party next door and she didn't want to explain 'Oh well, my daughter is getting
fucked so hard behing that door that her bed just broke'
Well it was my first time, and I got the flu, and I couldn't keep my dick up due to the flu that I was just starting to get the symptoms of.
Ex girlfriend and I fucked up on a number of substances: decide that having sex would be a great idea. We both walk into the hotel bathroom, disrobe, engage in foreplay, etc. She's all over me, I'm all over her. She straddles me & I prep my dick for entry. Contact is imminent, her pussy is slick & dripping onto my balls, until all of a sudden, the chemical cocktail of coke, ecstasy, shrooms, alcohol, and herb kick in. She knocks out cold right on top of me, leaving an equally fucked up me with the worst case of blue balls ever.
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