• Corrupt a Wish
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I forgot what number we were on, so i suppose it's time to start over. I wish that Grant Collier was still in charge of Infinity Ward.
I wish your mom died.
[QUOTE=Droid;19599513]I wish your mom died.[/QUOTE] Your doing it wrong. I wish for cookies.
Granted, but the cookies are poisoned. I wish for the ability to kill one man in the world with no consequence.
Granted, but the heavens trap you in a pocket dimension to prevent you from fucking over the world. I still didn't get my wish granted.
but it did. I wish for a hot girl that's not ugly, not a complete bitch, not a lesbian, has my tastes, not scene, single, not uber catholic, not a shemale/tranny , and my age.
Granted but she's a spy I wish for more things to upgrade/ buy in Assassin's Creed 2 :buddy:
Granted, but your Xbox / PS3 / PC breaks. I wish for some Chicken Nuggets. Lots of Ninjas around...
Okay, but they taste like shit. I wish for someone to corrupt my wish.
Granted, but the corrupted wish is to wish for another corrupted wish. I wish that I had better eye sight >.<
Granted, but you are now isolated, since your better eye sight shoots lasers. You are eventually turned into a US Army weapon. I wish i could actually scare pedos.
Granted. They wont bother you anymore, now its onto little timmy over there. I wish I had better self esteem
Granted but you're still ugly I wish I had infinite wishes
Granted, but you can only wish for buttrape. I wish for a koala bear.
Granted. but its dead I wish for hot girl that is on my bed while i get home
Granted, but she hates you for corrupting a wish about a cute koala! I wish for less homework!
Granted, you get more schoolwork. I wish I could be insta-skinny.
Granted, but you become an anorexic. I wish I was cool.
Granted, you accidentally lock yourself in a storage freezer and freeze to death. I wish I was really social.
Granted, but you only befriend niggers. I wish my parents loved me.
Granted, but it's twisted incest. I wish for magickal power.
Gratned, but every wish you make, the opposite and double happens to you I wish i had a HDTV
Granted, but it has a wiimote lodged into it. I wish i wasn't at school right now.
Granted but it sucks you in I wish the person below me dances
Granted, but I'm white and therefor technically, can't dance I wish Coca Cola would give me a free lifetime supply of Coca Colas
Granted. But somebody accidentally pissed in them all I wish for cookies
Granted, but the chocolate chips aren't really chocolate. I wish I could fly in supersonic speeds.
Granted, but you fly into buildings. I wish for a woman who can clean and cook shit.
Granted, but she looks like shit and never shuts the fuck up. I wish for world peace.
Granted but then Aliens from Mars come and eradicate the human race. I wish for a nice house by the beach that had nothing wrong with it.
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