I forgot what number we were on, so i suppose it's time to start over.
I wish that Grant Collier was still in charge of Infinity Ward.
I wish your mom died.
[QUOTE=Droid;19599513]I wish your mom died.[/QUOTE]
Your doing it wrong.
I wish for cookies.
Granted, but the cookies are poisoned.
I wish for the ability to kill one man in the world with no consequence.
Granted, but the heavens trap you in a pocket dimension to prevent you from fucking over the world.
I still didn't get my wish granted.
but it did.
I wish for a hot girl that's not ugly, not a complete bitch, not a lesbian, has my tastes, not scene, single, not uber catholic, not a shemale/tranny , and my age.
Granted but she's a spy
I wish for more things to upgrade/ buy in Assassin's Creed 2 :buddy:
Granted, but your Xbox / PS3 / PC breaks.
I wish for some Chicken Nuggets.
Lots of Ninjas around...
Okay, but they taste like shit.
I wish for someone to corrupt my wish.
Granted, but the corrupted wish is to wish for another corrupted wish.
I wish that I had better eye sight >.<
Granted, but you are now isolated, since your better eye sight shoots lasers. You are eventually turned into a US Army weapon.
I wish i could actually scare pedos.
Granted. They wont bother you anymore, now its onto little timmy over there.
I wish I had better self esteem
Granted but you're still ugly
I wish I had infinite wishes
Granted, but you can only wish for buttrape.
I wish for a koala bear.
Granted. but its dead
I wish for hot girl that is on my bed while i get home
Granted, but she hates you for corrupting a wish about a cute koala!
I wish for less homework!
Granted, you get more schoolwork.
I wish I could be insta-skinny.
Granted, but you become an anorexic.
I wish I was cool.
Granted, you accidentally lock yourself in a storage freezer and freeze to death.
I wish I was really social.
Granted, but you only befriend niggers.
I wish my parents loved me.
Granted, but it's twisted incest.
I wish for magickal power.
Gratned, but every wish you make, the opposite and double happens to you
I wish i had a HDTV
Granted, but it has a wiimote lodged into it.
I wish i wasn't at school right now.
Granted but it sucks you in
I wish the person below me dances
Granted, but I'm white and therefor technically, can't dance
I wish Coca Cola would give me a free lifetime supply of Coca Colas
Granted. But somebody accidentally pissed in them all
I wish for cookies
Granted, but the chocolate chips aren't really chocolate.
I wish I could fly in supersonic speeds.
Granted, but you fly into buildings.
I wish for a woman who can clean and cook shit.
Granted, but she looks like shit and never shuts the fuck up.
I wish for world peace.
Granted but then Aliens from Mars come and eradicate the human race.
I wish for a nice house by the beach that had nothing wrong with it.
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