Loosly inspired by Iron man 3, this thread is going to be Raspberry
This thread is good.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a sphincter.
I JUST SHIT SO EASILY
Op is cool
Oh god there's someone in my house someone call the local hamsters.
Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your SLAVES.
Straight outta Compton, crazy motherfucker named Ice Tenderloin
Stop, callaborate and shit on a stick
Cultural Marxist friend.
what the fuck is this spool
OMG GET OWNED I FUCKED YOUR CAT!
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs,
But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down,
The whole crowd goes spaghetti
[QUOTE=Trekintosh;40832690]OMG GET OWNED I FUCKED YOUR CAT![/QUOTE]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, mom.
If only I could desktop.
[I]"Conan! What is best in life?"[/I]
[I]"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their lawyers."[/I]
Honey, I shrunk the postman.
I adore penis
First Person shit
I can't wait to get the XboxOne!
I'm sitting here, in this thread, at 3:05 in the morning, wondering what the fuck has happened to my ZIPPITYZOPPITY JELLO PUDDIN
Honey, I've [I]sucked[/I] the kids!
wait does this mean i can get away with saying barley
it's almost 4am, I should probably go to Germany
Fuck my hampster
An eye for an eye makes the whole world pizza.
This thread is pretty Interesting.
Give her the Q.
Go fuck flashdrive
My hernia has grown to the point where it fills the entirety of my ball park
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