Post ur funny Omegle ([url]http://omegle.com/[/url]) conversations here.
Here is mine:
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You: hi
Stranger: ola
You: hi
Stranger: ola
You: hi
Stranger: ola
You: hi
Stranger: purple monkey dishwasher?
You: naw pink dragon TV.
Stranger: brown rat dildo
You: ewww
You: u sick man!
Stranger: yum
Stranger: where are you from?
You: outerspace
Stranger: me too
Stranger: oh i see you
You: hi
Stranger: its not you
Stranger: :(
You: yeah it's me
You: see
You: im waveing
Stranger: oh yeah
Stranger: wow
You: youre so tiny
Stranger: thats because im far away!
You: damn
Stranger: things tend to look smaller when they are far away
You: want some shrooms
Stranger: where are you really from?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: have some?
You: yes
You: o'corse man
Stranger: what kind are they
You: poisoness
You: want some?
Stranger: why not
Stranger: whats the worst that can happen
You: how many?
You: right
Stranger: 2000000
You: what? kg?
Stranger: yeah
You: Man, I'm no farmer
You: i don't have that much
Stranger: 2?
You: ok
You: i'll send them to u by mail
Stranger: haha k
You: they'll be there in 4-6 weeks.
You: :)
Stranger: you know my address so?
You: yeah
Stranger: where , guess!
You: Orion Nebula, right from the third planet.
Stranger: aha!!!!! its the second right you got it wrong!
You: damn
You: let me readdress it
Stranger: im off!! nice talking bud
You: bye
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You: hola
Stranger: hola
You: i suck cawks
Stranger: i wish i did...i cant find any
Stranger: LOL URA COCKSUCKAR
You: no im not
Stranger: yes:P
Stranger: you said you were
You: no i didnt
You: you cant prove it
Stranger: Stranger: i suck cawks
Stranger: ?
You: i can type that too
Stranger: yes, but thats not the point
You: yes it is
Stranger: NO ITS NOT
You: you know what?
Stranger: what...?
You: i suck cawks
Stranger: ...
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Stranger: gay male ?
You: hey baby
You: no,
You: straight female :D
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[QUOTE=Gushter13;15085802]Now it has 2[/QUOTE]
i made one a few weeks ago
so actually theres like 20 (was gonna put over 9000 but i get banned for memes lol)
Arent there enough threads on this already? If your desperate to show off your 'lul so random' conversations, just bump the other thread.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi!
Stranger: heyo!
You: hey
Stranger: hol
Stranger: A
You: do you have a mirror?
Stranger: in my home...yes
You: arent these things awesome?!
Stranger: i dont understand the quesiton
You: damn im sexy
Stranger: im glad for you
You: do you ever play with your mirror?
You: you know
Stranger: like look at myself
You: you have one of those handheld mirrors?
Stranger: i can see where this is going
You: no you cant, the mirror only reflects
You: you can only see where its been!
Stranger: clever!
You: i know you have one
Stranger: ok
Stranger: so what if i do
You: well dont you ever play mirrors?
Stranger: nope
You: you dont need to lie i dont even know who you are
Stranger: ive never heard of playing mirrors
You: well you know everyone knows
You: they just call it different things
You: like if youre from the south
Stranger: well i am not from the south
You: but you what im talking about
You: just set the mirror on the floor
Stranger: is this supposed to be sexual?
You: how is that sexual?
You: youre weird
Stranger: yeah i guess i am
Stranger: well asking me if i have handheld mirror is a bit odd
You: youre thinking of mirrors on the ceiling
You: youre confused
You: that is completely different
Stranger: i am very confused
Stranger: stop with the games what are you trying to say
You: just put the mirror on the floor
Stranger: ok why
You: its how you play mirrors geez
Stranger: go on with the instructions
You: then you stand over it
Stranger: yes
You: and then play
Stranger: sounds boring
Stranger: i feel like im falling for a joke
You: thats like saying soccer is a joke
Stranger: not quite
Stranger: ive never heard of mirrors
You: just stand over the mirror
Stranger: okay
You: then watch yourself take a dump on it
Stranger: no thank you
Stranger: not into that..
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Stranger: hello
You: Yeh, Im happy for you stranger, and ima let you finish, but i am one of the greatest trolls of all time!
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xD
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: are ua girl
You: yes
Stranger: if you have a pussy then we will get along well
You: okay
Stranger: well do you
You: yes
Stranger: cool do u like me and my 7 incher
You: okay sure
Stranger: describe privates
You: big hole
Stranger: how big big enough so i can fuck u
You: ok sure
Stranger: what would u let me do to u
You: i do not know
Stranger: well think
You: i tell truth
You: now
You: i am 8 year old chinese boy
You: show me your fun
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You: hi
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: behind you
Stranger: leper?
You: No
Stranger: you?
You: Nope
You: Nothing
You: hah
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You: *explodes*
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Omegle conversation log 2010-01-09
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: katy perry sucks balls
Stranger: star bitch
Stranger: ramirez is dead
Stranger: LADY GAGA PWNS
You: youa bitch?
You: shes a fatass
Stranger: youre ugly
Stranger: ewwwwwwwwwwww
Stranger: faggot
Stranger: :D
You: atleast youre uglier than me phew
You: man i gotta pee seeyasucka
Stranger: hold on, im trying to think of a comeback ....
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Stranger: hi
You: watch out world im going green!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: WELL I'M GOING RED WITH ANGER CUZ YOU'RE SO FUCKING STUPID!!!
You: oh im going green because im fucking a martian
Stranger: WHATS WHAT I MEAN
Stranger: THATS*
Stranger: WTF
You: are u a martian
Stranger: duh
Stranger: you'd THINK you'd be smart enough to tell
Stranger: but what ever
You: can i fuck u if ure a martian
Stranger: sure
Stranger: i like it in the ass
You: YES!!!
Stranger: also in the bellybutton and ear
You: oh yeah
Stranger: and if i'm in the mood, the nose
You: DAMN!!!
Stranger: i like it when guys cum in my nose and it comes out my mouth
You: awsome
Stranger: do you think you can do that?
Stranger: it will turn me on so much
You: yes
Stranger: and i'll do anything you want you dirty martian
You: wait are u a u a girl ur boy
Stranger: i'm a boy
Stranger: but my sister is here too if you'd prefer her
You: sorry i only fuck martian girls
Stranger: if i cut off my penis will you consider me a girl?
You: if you have tits
Stranger: man tits
Stranger: does that count?
You: nope
Stranger: k time to call my plastic surgeon
You: ok
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i have tits now
You: finally
You: can u sister join
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: if that's what gets you hot
Stranger: i'm not gay btw
You: yes a threesome
Stranger: a foursome if you let my cat join
You: oh yeah
Stranger: he likes to lick things
Stranger: he guarantees orgasm everytime
You: FUCK YEAH!!!
Stranger: i love goldfish
Stranger: when do you want the sixsome to start?
You: 3months
Stranger: awwwwwwwwww
Stranger: baby i want you now
You: it takes some time traveling from mars in an crappy ufo
Stranger: shit
Stranger: what if i came to you?!
Stranger: i can get there....in an hour
Stranger: deal?
You: then you would get attacked by zorgz
You: he hates humans
Stranger: LUCKY FOR ME I AM NOT HUMAN
You: yeah
Stranger: the zorgz are some of my clients
You: oh
Stranger: i'm a prostitute
You: ok
Stranger: i has many stds
Stranger: i've done more drugs than the dirtiest crack whore you can find
Stranger: and i like the cock
You: nice
You: shit gtg my client is waitng
Stranger: no baby! dont leave1
Stranger: fine....i know how important clients are...
You: bye bye
Stranger: bye bye
Stranger: I LOVE YOU
lol
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HI
Stranger: HEY
Stranger: IM A DOG
Stranger: SO WHAT
You: YEAH
You: I KNOW
You: IM SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS SIR
You: :(
You: I WISH I COULD HELP YOU
You: BUT I EAT HOT DOGS
You: OMG
Stranger: I DONT GIVE A POOP
You: ME NEITHER
Stranger: HOT DOGS= PIGS
You: I GIVE A RATS SHIT THOUGH
You: I THOUGHT THEY WERE DOGS
Stranger: I pooted
You: SRSLY GUISE
You: D:
You: I
You: SHALL NEVAR
You: EAT
Stranger: daaang
You: HOT DOGS
You: AGAAIN
You: yeah
Stranger: I FRIENDZ WIT HOT DOGZ
You: OMG
You: RLY?
Stranger: I NEWFAG
You: WASHISNAME
You: OH
You: HIM
You: YEAH HES OK
Stranger: YEEAH HE'S COOL
You: TOTALLY
Stranger: EXCEPT HE GOT EAT
You: IMA POST THIS ON FACEPUNCH NOW LOLOL
You: AWWWW
You: POOR GOAT
Stranger: WHAT DAT
You: FACEPUNCH
You: IF YOU DONT KNOW WHAT FACEPUNCH IS
You: YOU MUST DIE
Stranger: I DOG I DONT KNOW INTER WEBZ
You: OH
You: BUT IMAHOTDOG
Stranger: I DONT HAVE THUMB
You: IM SORRY
You: BUT MY CAT HAS A THUMB
You: ITS LIKE, A SIXTH TOE
You: AND HE CAN USE IT OMG
You: ASHDASGHASGHASD
Stranger: MY FRIENDS CAT HAS ONE OF THOSE
You: OH AWESUM
You: I WANT TO BE A CAT
Stranger: BUT WE DONT SPEAK ABOUT IT BECAUSE HE'S A CAT
Stranger: I WANT TO BE MY DOG
You: THEY HAVE TINY SPIKES ON THEIR PENIS
You: SRSLY OMG
Stranger: OH SHIT I MEAN I AM A DOG
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi!
Stranger: We're no strangers to love.
Stranger: You know the rules, and so do I.
You: oh, hi Rick Astley
You: I'm Haddaway
Stranger: A full commitment's what I'm, thinking of.
You: WHAT IS LOVE?
You: BABBY DON'T HURT ME
You: DON'T HURT ME
Stranger: You wouldn't get this from any other guy.
You: NO MORE
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[quote]You: A wild ABRA appears!
Stranger: *throws masterball*
You: *Ding*
You: *Ding*
You: *Ding*
You: You caught wild ABRA!
You: Give it a nickname?
Stranger: No thanks
You: You already have 6 Pokémon! Wild ABRA has been sent to PC.
Stranger: which box?
You: 58
Stranger: oh shit
You: WILD ABRA'S FATHER APPEARS!
You: HE IS PISSED OFF
Stranger: *shoots Wild Abra's father*
Stranger: BLEED BITCH BLEED
You: Dude what the hell :(
You: There's no guns in Pokémon
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: I got carried away
You: Stop destroying my childhood.
Stranger: that's how we play pokemon in The Bronx
You: I like you.
You: We are now friends.[/quote]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: NOTICE TO PARTICIPANT: The Central Intelligence Agency has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to violation of United States federal law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT: If you believe this chat to be logged in error, please state your reasons to the C.I.A. Monitoring agent observing this chat and quote reference number 3744956127. Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP address being entered in our criminal database and prosecution. Your IP address has been recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while reference code 3744956127 is entered into the database.
You: hey
Stranger: u a guy or a girl
You: guy
You: u
Stranger: what was that
You: what
Stranger: ^
Stranger: up there
You: Huh
Stranger: AT THE TOP
You: u mean "hey"
Stranger: NOTICE TO PARTICIPANT: The Central Intelligence Agency has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to violation of United States federal law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT: If you believe this chat to be logged in error, please state your reasons to the C.I.A. Monitoring agent observing this chat and quote reference number 3744956127. Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP address being entered in our criminal database and prosecution. Your IP address has been recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while reference code 3744956127 is entered into the database.
You: What?
Stranger: thats what u wrote
You: You got that?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: haha
You: You're in trouble, man
You: What did you do?
Stranger: I DUNNO!
You: you better report to the monitring agent, or whatever
You: Did you?
Stranger: what did u do?
You: good luck
Stranger: i*
You: I dunno
You: Were you acting like a pedo?
Stranger: pedo?
You: pedophile
Stranger: no
Stranger: ?
You: An adult who fucks children
Stranger: no
Stranger: im a kid
Stranger: 13
You: Were you mean to anyone?
Stranger: no i dont think so
You: Well, sorry
You: they probably already put you in their log
Stranger: im scared I DINT DO ANYTHING!
You: Sorry, ma
You: *man
You: Your parents will be PISSED
Stranger: bye bye
You: good luck
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bumg nigz
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: wat
You: wut
You: twat
You: twut
You: :o
You: oh hell naw!
You: disconnect
You: now
You: do it
You: I SAID DO IT
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oxymoron:
funny omeglechat
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You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
You: ASL, YOU COCKMUFFIN
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[QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: I have to poop.
Stranger: where are you from?
You: I'm from IHaveToPoop town
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: wassuP?
Stranger: asl?
You: I am a 8 year old gurl
You: I liek to touch my self
Stranger: NICE'
You: it feels nice
Stranger: where u from?
You: You want to put your weewee in me?
Stanger: HELLZ YEAH
Stranger: *fucks you in your pusssy
You: Hi!
You: Why don't you take a seat over there,
Stranger: wtf
You: So,
You: why are you here?
Stranger: dont know]
Stranger: bored
You: Don't lie.
You: I have your chat log
Stranger: ahaha
Stranger: so why am i here?
You: You seems to be having inappropriate conversations online with underaged girls.
You: "*fucks you in your pussy", erotic roleplay with a 8 year old I see?
Stranger: haha
You: Are you sorry for all of this?
Stranger: omg pls don;t arrest me
You: Hi I'm Chirs Hansen with Dateline NBC on "To Catch a Predator"
Stranger: really?
Stranger: wow
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: flash for haiti! i will donate 5 bucks per pair!
You: Sure
You: I'll donate
You: Where do I donate?
Stranger: send a picture
Stranger: of you flashing
Stranger: guy or girl
Stranger: and
Stranger: I put 5 dollars in the haiti fund
You: Is it alright if I flash my penis?
Stranger: folder i got
Stranger: no
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:byewhore:
this is probably the funniest omegle convo ever....
how 2 bored jewish boys tricked a fat turkish named asim into thinking he scored with tulisa (from n-dubz)
with the help of google translator, google maps, and google images we tricked this turkish twat (yes thats you asim) into thinking he scored with a blonde girl that likes givin bj's and lives on his road in turkey!
so heres the conversation!..... (to understand the turkish use [url]http://translate.google.com/[/url])
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: what is the circumfrance of your right nipple
You: timesed by4
Stranger: can u speak turksh:D
You: if its 94 ur a lejand
You: i actual;ly can
Stranger: what
You: what u wana no??
Stranger: u can??:D:D
You: ne yaptığınızı merhaba
Stranger: hey
Stranger: merhaba:D:D
Stranger: kız mısın erkek misin:D:D:D
Stranger: we türkiye de mi oturuyosun almanyada filan mı:D
You: Ben sarışın bir kız kulüpler
Stranger: msn ın yada telefon numaran, fotoğrafın var mı??
You: ilk sizin ne kadar büyük bir horoz. ve yazmak türkçe, hayır argo dolu
Stranger: hmm pardon
Stranger: sen oturmak nerde
Stranger: ve benim horoz büyük çok
You: ilk sizin ne kadar büyük bir horoz.
Stranger: horoz=penis??
You: yes
Stranger: 24 cm:D
Stranger: do u want see it:D
You: where u live
Stranger: istanbul
Stranger: u??
You: great me 2
Stranger: oh where??:D:D
Stranger: and have u got telephone number or msn or cam or pic??:D:D
Stranger: ı want see u:D:D
You: come meet me 53 Şehzadebaşı Cd
Stranger: your home adress??
You: yes
Stranger: semt??
Stranger: aprt??
Stranger: daire??
Stranger: ı will go there tomorow ok??
You: yes i will be waiting xx
Stranger: :D:D
Stranger: are u russian:D:D
You: i will be wearing a red cap, and thigh high leather boots
You: x
Stranger: but ı need open adress:D
Stranger: whats x?:D:D
Stranger: ok when in tomorow??
Stranger: clock??
Stranger: :D:D
You: actually come meet me here, 17 Kalçin Sokak, Rüstempaşa
Stranger: in asia??
You: europe
Stranger: ok ı will go there tommorow
Stranger: at 6 oclock??
Stranger: ı live in florya bakırköy
Stranger: rüstempaşa is far...
Stranger: but ı will go:D:D
Stranger: ok??
You: is it by florya park? x
Stranger: but first ı must see u...
Stranger: yes:D
You: omg i'm like round the corner at my parents now
Stranger: florya yeşilköy bakırköy...:D:D
You: wait how old are u
You: i'm 19
Stranger: ım 20:D:D
Stranger: and whats ur name:D
You: tulisa
You: and u
Stranger: asım:D
Stranger: have u got msn??
You: no
Stranger: or have u got telphone
You: my parents live in ekim sk
You: do u no where that is
Stranger: how ı call u tommorow??
Stranger: do ı know??::D
Stranger: yes:d
Stranger: ın ekim sk. ın florya right??:D
You: yess xxxxxxxx
You: come meet me tonight
Stranger: :D:D
You: we can have some fun x
Stranger: are u there:D:D
You: YES
Stranger: ohhhhh
Stranger: okey:D:D
Stranger: can u go out??:D:D
Stranger: my house near the flyinn
Stranger: do u know flyinn??:D:D:D
You: meet me at the corner of mektep sk and gul sk
You: x
Stranger: now??
You: YES
You: i'm soo wet
Stranger: 1our later??
Stranger: but ıf u say your number u came:D
You: what?
Stranger: are u serios??
Stranger: ı want meet u
You: what is ur facebook? x
Stranger: asım danışman
Stranger: [email]nezir685@hotmail.com[/email]
Stranger: add me ok??
Stranger: and whats your facebook??
You: i cant find you
You: tell me ur name again
Stranger: Asım Danışman
Stranger: and u tell:D
Stranger: can u find:D:D
You: by any chance do u know taha ozbekli? x
Stranger: yes
Stranger: u too??
You: haha i gave him a bj once lol
Stranger: really:D:D
Stranger: plzz tell me ur facebook:D
You: i dont have one i am using my parents computer
Stranger: how can ı see u:D
Stranger: okey
Stranger: have u got phone??
Stranger: how we can talk after
Stranger: can you come flyınn tomorow??:D
You: here is a pic of me [url]http://thisismax.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/tulisa1.jpg[/url]
Stranger: ok wait plzz
You: !! what u think??
You: i feel rly fat in that pick
You: am i fat? x
Stranger: no no
Stranger: u are so so so beatiful:D:D:D
You: stop lyin
You: u think i'm fat dont you
Stranger: no ı think u are not fat so much
Stranger: normal
Stranger: and ı love balık etli:D:D
Stranger: but u are so so so so good bby:D:D
Stranger: did u see me??:D:D
Stranger: are u there??
You: where can i see a better picture of you x
Stranger: hmm... ı have msn and cam
Stranger: and facebook
You: i dont have any of that
Stranger: did u find me facebook
Stranger: hmm...
You: set your facebook setting to let me see your pictures x
Stranger: real life??
Stranger: what ım sorry ı dont understand:D
Stranger: set your facebook setting to let me see your pictures x
Stranger: change my facebook pic??
You: yes xx
You: so i can just see you asim
Stranger: :D:Dokey bby wait plzz
Stranger: but u can find me??
You: yes but can only see 1 picture x
Stranger: ok ı change:D:D
You: quickly i'm getting so horny waiting
You: tell me when you have changed it
Stranger: 1 mın.
Stranger: or u tell ur number
You: cmon babe if i'm goin to see you later i'v go to hurry up
Stranger: ı will send u my pics:D:D
You: but i wanna see your facebook babe
You: plz xx
Stranger: okk:D:D
You: i'll give you a special surprise when i see you ;-)
Stranger: hmm what is ıt:D:D
Stranger: ı changed:D:D
Stranger: this my old pics but quickly:D:D
You: wow babe cant wait to meet you
You: are u a virgin
Stranger: yes:(
Stranger: ı want meet u...
You: shame.. maybe i can change that ;-)
Stranger: hmm:D:D
Stranger: how u can:D:D
Stranger: and ı want this so much:D:D
You: can u plz stop writing :D:D
Stranger: okey bby:D
You: it reminds me of my dead grandma
You: thats exactly how she smiled
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: are u there
You: ye
Stranger: ok what u want now
Stranger: do u want meet to me??
You: have you got weed babe
You: i need to get high first
Stranger: what does this mean
You: drugs babe
You: i need some vodka aswell
You: can you bring some babe
Stranger: okey
Stranger: not problem
You: have you got a condom
Stranger: yes ı have
You: just in case ;-)
Stranger: :D
You: no plz stop do that :D
You: it reminds me of her smile
Stranger: ok ı m sorry
Stranger: dont smile okey
You: thank you
You: so what do you want to do tonight? xxx
Stranger: tonight??
Stranger: how??
You: give me some ideas babe
You: make me horny x
Stranger: in heear??
You: yes
Stranger: ok but
Stranger: when we do it real life
You: when i'm dripping wet xx
Stranger: okey:D:D
Stranger: have u got big bobs right??
You: stop the smile
Stranger: ı want suck them
You: plz i keep seeing my grandma
Stranger: ı want touch ur bobs
Stranger: do u want this bby??
You: ahh yeah bbe
You: how big your cock
Stranger: big babe
You: how big cm
Stranger: ı dont know very well
Stranger: but 20 25 cm
You: plz measure accurate
Stranger: now??
You: yess babe x
Stranger: ı havent got metre
Stranger: or cetvel
You: i need to know
You: its very important
You: i have a throat problem and it cant be too big
Stranger: ok plzz waitbby
Stranger: how u can big??
You: the first thing i have to check when i see you is how big your cock is
You: if u are lying to me i will leave you
You: know tell me honestly x
Stranger: no...
Stranger: 20 cm:(:(
Stranger: ıs ıt small??
You: if u are lying i will leave :-(
You: know tell me honestly xx
Stranger: it is 20 or 19...
Stranger: tell me...
You: i dont mind
Stranger: my dick is small
You: no babe its big
You: just dont lie or i will have to leave you
Stranger: bis??
You: know tell me honestly how big is it
Stranger: ok babe...
Stranger: ı tell real number...
Stranger: but dont leave me
You: yes babe xxx
Stranger: ıs 17 18...
You: tell me honestly babe
Stranger: ıt ıs real number
Stranger: 17 18 cm...
Stranger: maybe 16...
Stranger: ıt ıs small??
You: no babe 10 is big for me xx
You: now tell me honestly xx
Stranger: 10 is big for u?
You: yes xxx
You: now tell me or i will leave
Stranger: real number is 16
You: my last boyfriend was only 8 and it was amazing
Stranger: oh öy god
You: tell me honestly or i will leave x
Stranger: ok ı see itagain
Stranger: but wait
Stranger: ı must be go my room
You: plz be quick i am really horny
Stranger: ok wait
You: !!
Stranger: bby
You: yes.. x
Stranger: u are right
Stranger: ıt ıs just 13 cm
Stranger: ı use rulers
Stranger: bby
Stranger: are u there
You: if this is lie i will leave
Stranger: okey bby
You: please now tell me honest
You: my lucky number is 11
You: is this it? x
You: anything above 6 cm is amazing xxx
Stranger: inik 11 kalkık ve zorlama 13:D
Stranger: no baby
Stranger: my penis is 11 12 13
You: tell me honest
You: or i will leave conversation
Stranger: okeeyy...
Stranger: but dont leave never??
You: then stop lying and stop reminding me of my grandmother
You: she had such an amazing smile and suck round tits
Stranger: okey....
Stranger: ın ruler 12 cm...
Stranger: but ı don t sure...
Stranger: ı think ıt is 7 8 cm...
You: Dont Lie lütfen
Stranger: okey bby dont lie
Stranger: ı ddnt lie
You: so how big
Stranger: not small...
Stranger: big enogh
You: you tell me number or i leave xx
Stranger: 7 8 cm...
Stranger: oh bby dont leave...
You: i really want to suck your dick but i dont like liers
Stranger: but 7 8 cm ıs... too small??
You: no i love big cocks
You: is it 7 or 8? x
Stranger: yes
You: 7 or 8
Stranger: belive plzz
You: which one 7 or 8
Stranger: 7.30
Stranger: do u want see my cock
You: yes i want it it to cum also !!!!! i want u!!
Stranger: ohhh bby ı want u too
Stranger: when we can meet
You: put a picture of your cock on facebook for 3 seconds so i can see xx
Stranger: no bby ı cant....
You: ok fine do u have a big bush???
Stranger: because my couısen and some friend online..
Stranger: bush??
You: pubes babe xx
You: hair
You: down there
Stranger: hmm... ı cut them last week
Stranger: do u like bush
You: mmmm babe
You: i love bush
Stranger: no problem
Stranger: ı have some bush now
You: how much?
You: measure plz xxxx
You: i want stick my tongue in your bush xx
Stranger: very very small bb
You: i like big :-((
You: is it abit big bush?
Stranger: 1 1.30 cm...
Stranger: curly bush
You: mmm yummy xxx
You: plz tell me do you have six pack
Stranger: six pack??
You: karın kası
Stranger: bby have u got pics your pussy or tits??
You: i'll show you in real life babe xx
Stranger: will u??
You: put a picture of you with no shirt on facebook xx
Stranger: when??
Stranger: bby ı cant now
You: after you put picture of you with no clothes
Stranger: and ı am on my dad s laptop
Stranger: after for u maybe
Stranger: tell me
Stranger: when we will meet
Stranger: and where
Stranger: ı want this week
You: then we meet in ekim sk
Stranger: when??
You: first show me picture of you with no shirt on xx
Stranger: oh bby...
You: this will make me horny for your cock in my mouth
Stranger: ı cant...
You: plzz babey
You: i will do anything when we meet
You: just show me picture
Stranger: ı have a hub some...
Stranger: ı cant...
Stranger: plzz understand me...
Stranger: and ı want only u see me
You: ok just show me another picture on facebook
Stranger: then??
You: then we meet and fuck babe xx
You: i need to see who i am fucking first
You: xx
Stranger: tonıght??
You: first put picture then i decide x
Stranger: ok...
Stranger: but wait
You: i will leave if you dont show me picture
Stranger: ı will
Stranger: wait
You: ok i will give you 1 more chance
Stranger: ı put
You: you are lie to me
You: please put picture
Stranger: no
Stranger: ı cant
Stranger: wait bby
Stranger: wait
Stranger: dont go
You: so change picture now x
Stranger: ı changed
Stranger: didu see
You: cant see clear please change again just you
Stranger: change again??
Stranger: ok bby
Stranger: but u wait plzz
Stranger: plzzzzzzzzz
You: plz be quick
You: i am getting horny from every picture
Stranger: and send me ur picture plzz
You: i only have the one i sent you
Stranger: one more??
Stranger: and ı change
You: [url]http://thisismax.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/dsc04735.jpg[/url]
Stranger: when ı was 14
You: do u like my picture
You: let me see picture of you know
You: or i leave
Stranger: u are so beatiful bby
You: are u say i am fat
Stranger: are u blonde right??
You: yes x
Stranger: this pic no no
Stranger: no
You: i leave if you dont show me facebook picture of you know
Stranger: how
Stranger: pic of u know???
Stranger: is what
Stranger: what know??
You: yes
You: show me picture of you know
Stranger: ı show
You: not 14
Stranger: now??
Stranger: okey bby
You: yes x
Stranger: wait
You: plz be quick i am horny x
Stranger: ok bby ok wait plzz
You: i cant wait babe plz be quick or i leave
Stranger: ok ok ı will
Stranger: plzz
You: ok hurry up
You: and i show you picture of me
You: [url]http://thisismax.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/dsc04759.jpg[/url]
Stranger: ı changed
Stranger: did u see
You: please put one of you on your own
You: not with friends
Stranger: own??
You: yes
Stranger: okey bb ı put aftr
You: just asim
Stranger: ı m very horny
You: no friends in picture
Stranger: and ı want suck pussy
You: i want suck asim big 7cm cock but first we need picture
You: or i leave
Stranger: okey
Stranger: dont leave okey
Stranger: wait
You: ok
You: here is picture to make dick stand like soldier on patrol
You: [url]http://thisismax.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/tincy-2.jpg[/url]
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: ı changed
You: i want see your face xx
You: make me horny
You: plz change
Stranger: ı havent got good pic....
You: you are very sexy asim
You: every picture good like horse semen
You: just change put sexy asim picture of face
Stranger: oh bby:D:D
Stranger: ı want see ur tits
You: not smile grandmother dead
Stranger: okey...
Stranger: ım sorry...
You: plz put pictur of your face or i leave
Stranger: okey...
Stranger: ı will
Stranger: but ıts end??
Stranger: okey??
Stranger: promise??
You: just put good picture to make me wet like swimming pool
Stranger: ı m not pic ın swımmıng pool
Stranger: ı m not have like this pics
You: my pussy wet like swimming pool
Stranger: ı will only show u
You: put pic of your face xx
You: or i leave asim
You: i really want your cock in my mouth and pussy and righ and left ear...
Stranger: ı search bby...
You: but i need picture
Stranger: ohhhh.....
Stranger: this is end photo
Stranger: did u see
Stranger: bby
Stranger: are u thereeeee
Stranger: bbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Stranger: heeeeeeeeeeeeey
Stranger: you tell me something
You: mmmm
You: yes
Stranger: what are u doing bby
You: asim can i tell u a secret!
You: !
You: xx
Stranger: yess
You: my name isnt really tulisa.......
Stranger: what
Stranger: bby
Stranger: whats ur name
Stranger: are u there
Stranger: talk smthing
You: ive never been to istanbul i am 2 jewish boys from LONDON BABY!!! :D :D my grandma never smiled like that it was more like this ;s we just tricked ur arab ars and ur cock is sooooooooooooooooo smalllll how do u do anything with it???? ur a crap little liar 24 cm all the way to 7cm lolololol we have tricked ur ugly hairy ars and also ur the ugliest guy ive ever seen.
Stranger: are u relly
Stranger: but
Stranger: where are u know mektep sk. ....
Stranger: taha ozbeklı??
You: yes bitch and we have copied this conversation... its going on the internet tomorrow and also we got all our information of google translater, google maps and google images... ps search tulisa on google images see what comes up u dirty arab
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Stranger: age
You: oh go away you cyber-addict
You: oh
You: the goverenment knoes where you live
You: and my age is 98
Stranger: lol
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You: hi wanna make out?
Stranger: hm
Stranger: well
Stranger: that would depend on who you are
You: that depends of how far your imagination can go
Stranger: good answer
You: ahahah
You: lets say im a man? maybe?
Stranger: well, if that's the case, i'd have to decline
You: hmm that asnwer said a bunch about you
Stranger: and what did it say?
You: it said..
You: RAPIST!!!
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You: hi
Stranger: Hey. M or f?
You: f
Stranger: Age?
You: 9
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