• Funny OMEGLE conversations
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Post ur funny Omegle ([url]http://omegle.com/[/url]) conversations here. Here is mine: Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: ola You: hi Stranger: ola You: hi Stranger: ola You: hi Stranger: purple monkey dishwasher? You: naw pink dragon TV. Stranger: brown rat dildo You: ewww You: u sick man! Stranger: yum Stranger: where are you from? You: outerspace Stranger: me too Stranger: oh i see you You: hi Stranger: its not you Stranger: :( You: yeah it's me You: see You: im waveing Stranger: oh yeah Stranger: wow You: youre so tiny Stranger: thats because im far away! You: damn Stranger: things tend to look smaller when they are far away You: want some shrooms Stranger: where are you really from? Stranger: yeah Stranger: have some? You: yes You: o'corse man Stranger: what kind are they You: poisoness You: want some? Stranger: why not Stranger: whats the worst that can happen You: how many? You: right Stranger: 2000000 You: what? kg? Stranger: yeah You: Man, I'm no farmer You: i don't have that much Stranger: 2? You: ok You: i'll send them to u by mail Stranger: haha k You: they'll be there in 4-6 weeks. You: :) Stranger: you know my address so? You: yeah Stranger: where , guess! You: Orion Nebula, right from the third planet. Stranger: aha!!!!! its the second right you got it wrong! You: damn You: let me readdress it Stranger: im off!! nice talking bud You: bye Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Now it has 2
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hola Stranger: hola You: i suck cawks Stranger: i wish i did...i cant find any Stranger: LOL URA COCKSUCKAR You: no im not Stranger: yes:P Stranger: you said you were You: no i didnt You: you cant prove it Stranger: Stranger: i suck cawks Stranger: ? You: i can type that too Stranger: yes, but thats not the point You: yes it is Stranger: NO ITS NOT You: you know what? Stranger: what...? You: i suck cawks Stranger: ... Your conversational partner has disconnected. [editline]08:51PM[/editline] ... Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: gay male ? You: hey baby You: no, You: straight female :D Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[QUOTE=Gushter13;15085802]Now it has 2[/QUOTE] i made one a few weeks ago so actually theres like 20 (was gonna put over 9000 but i get banned for memes lol)
Arent there enough threads on this already? If your desperate to show off your 'lul so random' conversations, just bump the other thread.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi! Stranger: heyo! You: hey Stranger: hol Stranger: A You: do you have a mirror? Stranger: in my home...yes You: arent these things awesome?! Stranger: i dont understand the quesiton You: damn im sexy Stranger: im glad for you You: do you ever play with your mirror? You: you know Stranger: like look at myself You: you have one of those handheld mirrors? Stranger: i can see where this is going You: no you cant, the mirror only reflects You: you can only see where its been! Stranger: clever! You: i know you have one Stranger: ok Stranger: so what if i do You: well dont you ever play mirrors? Stranger: nope You: you dont need to lie i dont even know who you are Stranger: ive never heard of playing mirrors You: well you know everyone knows You: they just call it different things You: like if youre from the south Stranger: well i am not from the south You: but you what im talking about You: just set the mirror on the floor Stranger: is this supposed to be sexual? You: how is that sexual? You: youre weird Stranger: yeah i guess i am Stranger: well asking me if i have handheld mirror is a bit odd You: youre thinking of mirrors on the ceiling You: youre confused You: that is completely different Stranger: i am very confused Stranger: stop with the games what are you trying to say You: just put the mirror on the floor Stranger: ok why You: its how you play mirrors geez Stranger: go on with the instructions You: then you stand over it Stranger: yes You: and then play Stranger: sounds boring Stranger: i feel like im falling for a joke You: thats like saying soccer is a joke Stranger: not quite Stranger: ive never heard of mirrors You: just stand over the mirror Stranger: okay You: then watch yourself take a dump on it Stranger: no thank you Stranger: not into that.. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hello You: Yeh, Im happy for you stranger, and ima let you finish, but i am one of the greatest trolls of all time! Your conversational partner has disconnected. xD
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: are ua girl You: yes Stranger: if you have a pussy then we will get along well You: okay Stranger: well do you You: yes Stranger: cool do u like me and my 7 incher You: okay sure Stranger: describe privates You: big hole Stranger: how big big enough so i can fuck u You: ok sure Stranger: what would u let me do to u You: i do not know Stranger: well think You: i tell truth You: now You: i am 8 year old chinese boy You: show me your fun Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: behind you Stranger: leper? You: No Stranger: you? You: Nope You: Nothing You: hah Stranger: ░░█░░░█░░░░░█ ░░███░░░░░░░███░░█ ░█░░░█░░░░░█░░░██ █░░░███░░░█░░░███ █░░████░░░█░░████ █░░░███░░░█░░░███ ░█░░░█░░░░░█████ ░░███░░░░░█░░░░░██ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█ █ ░░██░░░░██░░░░░░░░███ ░░░████████░░░░░░░███ ░░░░████████░░░░░███ ░░░░░░████████████ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█ ██░░░░░░░░░░███ █░░░░░░░░░░█ █░░░░░░░░█ █░░░░░░█ You: *explodes* Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Omegle conversation log 2010-01-09 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: katy perry sucks balls Stranger: star bitch Stranger: ramirez is dead Stranger: LADY GAGA PWNS You: youa bitch? You: shes a fatass Stranger: youre ugly Stranger: ewwwwwwwwwwww Stranger: faggot Stranger: :D You: atleast youre uglier than me phew You: man i gotta pee seeyasucka Stranger: hold on, im trying to think of a comeback .... You have disconnected.
Stranger: hi You: watch out world im going green! Stranger: lol Stranger: WELL I'M GOING RED WITH ANGER CUZ YOU'RE SO FUCKING STUPID!!! You: oh im going green because im fucking a martian Stranger: WHATS WHAT I MEAN Stranger: THATS* Stranger: WTF You: are u a martian Stranger: duh Stranger: you'd THINK you'd be smart enough to tell Stranger: but what ever You: can i fuck u if ure a martian Stranger: sure Stranger: i like it in the ass You: YES!!! Stranger: also in the bellybutton and ear You: oh yeah Stranger: and if i'm in the mood, the nose You: DAMN!!! Stranger: i like it when guys cum in my nose and it comes out my mouth You: awsome Stranger: do you think you can do that? Stranger: it will turn me on so much You: yes Stranger: and i'll do anything you want you dirty martian You: wait are u a u a girl ur boy Stranger: i'm a boy Stranger: but my sister is here too if you'd prefer her You: sorry i only fuck martian girls Stranger: if i cut off my penis will you consider me a girl? You: if you have tits Stranger: man tits Stranger: does that count? You: nope Stranger: k time to call my plastic surgeon You: ok Stranger: ok Stranger: i have tits now You: finally You: can u sister join Stranger: yeah Stranger: if that's what gets you hot Stranger: i'm not gay btw You: yes a threesome Stranger: a foursome if you let my cat join You: oh yeah Stranger: he likes to lick things Stranger: he guarantees orgasm everytime You: FUCK YEAH!!! Stranger: i love goldfish Stranger: when do you want the sixsome to start? You: 3months Stranger: awwwwwwwwww Stranger: baby i want you now You: it takes some time traveling from mars in an crappy ufo Stranger: shit Stranger: what if i came to you?! Stranger: i can get there....in an hour Stranger: deal? You: then you would get attacked by zorgz You: he hates humans Stranger: LUCKY FOR ME I AM NOT HUMAN You: yeah Stranger: the zorgz are some of my clients You: oh Stranger: i'm a prostitute You: ok Stranger: i has many stds Stranger: i've done more drugs than the dirtiest crack whore you can find Stranger: and i like the cock You: nice You: shit gtg my client is waitng Stranger: no baby! dont leave1 Stranger: fine....i know how important clients are... You: bye bye Stranger: bye bye Stranger: I LOVE YOU lol
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: HI Stranger: HEY Stranger: IM A DOG Stranger: SO WHAT You: YEAH You: I KNOW You: IM SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS SIR You: :( You: I WISH I COULD HELP YOU You: BUT I EAT HOT DOGS You: OMG Stranger: I DONT GIVE A POOP You: ME NEITHER Stranger: HOT DOGS= PIGS You: I GIVE A RATS SHIT THOUGH You: I THOUGHT THEY WERE DOGS Stranger: I pooted You: SRSLY GUISE You: D: You: I You: SHALL NEVAR You: EAT Stranger: daaang You: HOT DOGS You: AGAAIN You: yeah Stranger: I FRIENDZ WIT HOT DOGZ You: OMG You: RLY? Stranger: I NEWFAG You: WASHISNAME You: OH You: HIM You: YEAH HES OK Stranger: YEEAH HE'S COOL You: TOTALLY Stranger: EXCEPT HE GOT EAT You: IMA POST THIS ON FACEPUNCH NOW LOLOL You: AWWWW You: POOR GOAT Stranger: WHAT DAT You: FACEPUNCH You: IF YOU DONT KNOW WHAT FACEPUNCH IS You: YOU MUST DIE Stranger: I DOG I DONT KNOW INTER WEBZ You: OH You: BUT IMAHOTDOG Stranger: I DONT HAVE THUMB You: IM SORRY You: BUT MY CAT HAS A THUMB You: ITS LIKE, A SIXTH TOE You: AND HE CAN USE IT OMG You: ASHDASGHASGHASD Stranger: MY FRIENDS CAT HAS ONE OF THOSE You: OH AWESUM You: I WANT TO BE A CAT Stranger: BUT WE DONT SPEAK ABOUT IT BECAUSE HE'S A CAT Stranger: I WANT TO BE MY DOG You: THEY HAVE TINY SPIKES ON THEIR PENIS You: SRSLY OMG Stranger: OH SHIT I MEAN I AM A DOG You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO You have disconnected.
[code] You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi! Stranger: We're no strangers to love. Stranger: You know the rules, and so do I. You: oh, hi Rick Astley You: I'm Haddaway Stranger: A full commitment's what I'm, thinking of. You: WHAT IS LOVE? You: BABBY DON'T HURT ME You: DON'T HURT ME Stranger: You wouldn't get this from any other guy. You: NO MORE You have disconnected.[/code]
[quote]You: A wild ABRA appears! Stranger: *throws masterball* You: *Ding* You: *Ding* You: *Ding* You: You caught wild ABRA! You: Give it a nickname? Stranger: No thanks You: You already have 6 Pokémon! Wild ABRA has been sent to PC. Stranger: which box? You: 58 Stranger: oh shit You: WILD ABRA'S FATHER APPEARS! You: HE IS PISSED OFF Stranger: *shoots Wild Abra's father* Stranger: BLEED BITCH BLEED You: Dude what the hell :( You: There's no guns in Pokémon Stranger: sorry Stranger: I got carried away You: Stop destroying my childhood. Stranger: that's how we play pokemon in The Bronx You: I like you. You: We are now friends.[/quote]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: NOTICE TO PARTICIPANT: The Central Intelligence Agency has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to violation of United States federal law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT: If you believe this chat to be logged in error, please state your reasons to the C.I.A. Monitoring agent observing this chat and quote reference number 3744956127. Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP address being entered in our criminal database and prosecution. Your IP address has been recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while reference code 3744956127 is entered into the database. You: hey Stranger: u a guy or a girl You: guy You: u Stranger: what was that You: what Stranger: ^ Stranger: up there You: Huh Stranger: AT THE TOP You: u mean "hey" Stranger: NOTICE TO PARTICIPANT: The Central Intelligence Agency has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to violation of United States federal law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT: If you believe this chat to be logged in error, please state your reasons to the C.I.A. Monitoring agent observing this chat and quote reference number 3744956127. Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP address being entered in our criminal database and prosecution. Your IP address has been recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while reference code 3744956127 is entered into the database. You: What? Stranger: thats what u wrote You: You got that? Stranger: yea Stranger: haha You: You're in trouble, man You: What did you do? Stranger: I DUNNO! You: you better report to the monitring agent, or whatever You: Did you? Stranger: what did u do? You: good luck Stranger: i* You: I dunno You: Were you acting like a pedo? Stranger: pedo? You: pedophile Stranger: no Stranger: ? You: An adult who fucks children Stranger: no Stranger: im a kid Stranger: 13 You: Were you mean to anyone? Stranger: no i dont think so You: Well, sorry You: they probably already put you in their log Stranger: im scared I DINT DO ANYTHING! You: Sorry, ma You: *man You: Your parents will be PISSED Stranger: bye bye You: good luck You have disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.
bumg nigz You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: wat You: wut You: twat You: twut You: :o You: oh hell naw! You: disconnect You: now You: do it You: I SAID DO IT Your conversational partner has disconnected.
oxymoron: funny omeglechat
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: ASL, YOU COCKMUFFIN Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi You: I have to poop. Stranger: where are you from? You: I'm from IHaveToPoop town Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: wassuP? Stranger: asl? You: I am a 8 year old gurl You: I liek to touch my self Stranger: NICE' You: it feels nice Stranger: where u from? You: You want to put your weewee in me? Stanger: HELLZ YEAH Stranger: *fucks you in your pusssy You: Hi! You: Why don't you take a seat over there, Stranger: wtf You: So, You: why are you here? Stranger: dont know] Stranger: bored You: Don't lie. You: I have your chat log Stranger: ahaha Stranger: so why am i here? You: You seems to be having inappropriate conversations online with underaged girls. You: "*fucks you in your pussy", erotic roleplay with a 8 year old I see? Stranger: haha You: Are you sorry for all of this? Stranger: omg pls don;t arrest me You: Hi I'm Chirs Hansen with Dateline NBC on "To Catch a Predator" Stranger: really? Stranger: wow You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: flash for haiti! i will donate 5 bucks per pair! You: Sure You: I'll donate You: Where do I donate? Stranger: send a picture Stranger: of you flashing Stranger: guy or girl Stranger: and Stranger: I put 5 dollars in the haiti fund You: Is it alright if I flash my penis? Stranger: folder i got Stranger: no Your conversational partner has disconnected
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this is probably the funniest omegle convo ever.... how 2 bored jewish boys tricked a fat turkish named asim into thinking he scored with tulisa (from n-dubz) with the help of google translator, google maps, and google images we tricked this turkish twat (yes thats you asim) into thinking he scored with a blonde girl that likes givin bj's and lives on his road in turkey! so heres the conversation!..... (to understand the turkish use [url]http://translate.google.com/[/url]) You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: what is the circumfrance of your right nipple You: timesed by4 Stranger: can u speak turksh:D You: if its 94 ur a lejand You: i actual;ly can Stranger: what You: what u wana no?? Stranger: u can??:D:D You: ne yaptığınızı merhaba Stranger: hey Stranger: merhaba:D:D Stranger: kız mısın erkek misin:D:D:D Stranger: we türkiye de mi oturuyosun almanyada filan mı:D You: Ben sarışın bir kız kulüpler Stranger: msn ın yada telefon numaran, fotoğrafın var mı?? You: ilk sizin ne kadar büyük bir horoz. ve yazmak türkçe, hayır argo dolu Stranger: hmm pardon Stranger: sen oturmak nerde Stranger: ve benim horoz büyük çok You: ilk sizin ne kadar büyük bir horoz. Stranger: horoz=penis?? You: yes Stranger: 24 cm:D Stranger: do u want see it:D You: where u live Stranger: istanbul Stranger: u?? You: great me 2 Stranger: oh where??:D:D Stranger: and have u got telephone number or msn or cam or pic??:D:D Stranger: ı want see u:D:D You: come meet me 53 Şehzadebaşı Cd Stranger: your home adress?? You: yes Stranger: semt?? Stranger: aprt?? Stranger: daire?? Stranger: ı will go there tomorow ok?? You: yes i will be waiting xx Stranger: :D:D Stranger: are u russian:D:D You: i will be wearing a red cap, and thigh high leather boots You: x Stranger: but ı need open adress:D Stranger: whats x?:D:D Stranger: ok when in tomorow?? Stranger: clock?? Stranger: :D:D You: actually come meet me here, 17 Kalçin Sokak, Rüstempaşa Stranger: in asia?? You: europe Stranger: ok ı will go there tommorow Stranger: at 6 oclock?? Stranger: ı live in florya bakırköy Stranger: rüstempaşa is far... Stranger: but ı will go:D:D Stranger: ok?? You: is it by florya park? x Stranger: but first ı must see u... Stranger: yes:D You: omg i'm like round the corner at my parents now Stranger: florya yeşilköy bakırköy...:D:D You: wait how old are u You: i'm 19 Stranger: ım 20:D:D Stranger: and whats ur name:D You: tulisa You: and u Stranger: asım:D Stranger: have u got msn?? You: no Stranger: or have u got telphone You: my parents live in ekim sk You: do u no where that is Stranger: how ı call u tommorow?? Stranger: do ı know??::D Stranger: yes:d Stranger: ın ekim sk. ın florya right??:D You: yess xxxxxxxx You: come meet me tonight Stranger: :D:D You: we can have some fun x Stranger: are u there:D:D You: YES Stranger: ohhhhh Stranger: okey:D:D Stranger: can u go out??:D:D Stranger: my house near the flyinn Stranger: do u know flyinn??:D:D:D You: meet me at the corner of mektep sk and gul sk You: x Stranger: now?? You: YES You: i'm soo wet Stranger: 1our later?? Stranger: but ıf u say your number u came:D You: what? Stranger: are u serios?? Stranger: ı want meet u You: what is ur facebook? x Stranger: asım danışman Stranger: [email]nezir685@hotmail.com[/email] Stranger: add me ok?? Stranger: and whats your facebook?? You: i cant find you You: tell me ur name again Stranger: Asım Danışman Stranger: and u tell:D Stranger: can u find:D:D You: by any chance do u know taha ozbekli? x Stranger: yes Stranger: u too?? You: haha i gave him a bj once lol Stranger: really:D:D Stranger: plzz tell me ur facebook:D You: i dont have one i am using my parents computer Stranger: how can ı see u:D Stranger: okey Stranger: have u got phone?? Stranger: how we can talk after Stranger: can you come flyınn tomorow??:D You: here is a pic of me [url]http://thisismax.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/tulisa1.jpg[/url] Stranger: ok wait plzz You: !! what u think?? You: i feel rly fat in that pick You: am i fat? x Stranger: no no Stranger: u are so so so beatiful:D:D:D You: stop lyin You: u think i'm fat dont you Stranger: no ı think u are not fat so much Stranger: normal Stranger: and ı love balık etli:D:D Stranger: but u are so so so so good bby:D:D Stranger: did u see me??:D:D Stranger: are u there?? You: where can i see a better picture of you x Stranger: hmm... ı have msn and cam Stranger: and facebook You: i dont have any of that Stranger: did u find me facebook Stranger: hmm... You: set your facebook setting to let me see your pictures x Stranger: real life?? Stranger: what ım sorry ı dont understand:D Stranger: set your facebook setting to let me see your pictures x Stranger: change my facebook pic?? You: yes xx You: so i can just see you asim Stranger: :D:Dokey bby wait plzz Stranger: but u can find me?? You: yes but can only see 1 picture x Stranger: ok ı change:D:D You: quickly i'm getting so horny waiting You: tell me when you have changed it Stranger: 1 mın. Stranger: or u tell ur number You: cmon babe if i'm goin to see you later i'v go to hurry up Stranger: ı will send u my pics:D:D You: but i wanna see your facebook babe You: plz xx Stranger: okk:D:D You: i'll give you a special surprise when i see you ;-) Stranger: hmm what is ıt:D:D Stranger: ı changed:D:D Stranger: this my old pics but quickly:D:D You: wow babe cant wait to meet you You: are u a virgin Stranger: yes:( Stranger: ı want meet u... You: shame.. maybe i can change that ;-) Stranger: hmm:D:D Stranger: how u can:D:D Stranger: and ı want this so much:D:D You: can u plz stop writing :D:D Stranger: okey bby:D You: it reminds me of my dead grandma You: thats exactly how she smiled Stranger: sorry Stranger: are u there You: ye Stranger: ok what u want now Stranger: do u want meet to me?? You: have you got weed babe You: i need to get high first Stranger: what does this mean You: drugs babe You: i need some vodka aswell You: can you bring some babe Stranger: okey Stranger: not problem You: have you got a condom Stranger: yes ı have You: just in case ;-) Stranger: :D You: no plz stop do that :D You: it reminds me of her smile Stranger: ok ı m sorry Stranger: dont smile okey You: thank you You: so what do you want to do tonight? xxx Stranger: tonight?? Stranger: how?? You: give me some ideas babe You: make me horny x Stranger: in heear?? You: yes Stranger: ok but Stranger: when we do it real life You: when i'm dripping wet xx Stranger: okey:D:D Stranger: have u got big bobs right?? You: stop the smile Stranger: ı want suck them You: plz i keep seeing my grandma Stranger: ı want touch ur bobs Stranger: do u want this bby?? You: ahh yeah bbe You: how big your cock Stranger: big babe You: how big cm Stranger: ı dont know very well Stranger: but 20 25 cm You: plz measure accurate Stranger: now?? You: yess babe x Stranger: ı havent got metre Stranger: or cetvel You: i need to know You: its very important You: i have a throat problem and it cant be too big Stranger: ok plzz waitbby Stranger: how u can big?? You: the first thing i have to check when i see you is how big your cock is You: if u are lying to me i will leave you You: know tell me honestly x Stranger: no... Stranger: 20 cm:(:( Stranger: ıs ıt small?? You: if u are lying i will leave :-( You: know tell me honestly xx Stranger: it is 20 or 19... Stranger: tell me... You: i dont mind Stranger: my dick is small You: no babe its big You: just dont lie or i will have to leave you Stranger: bis?? You: know tell me honestly how big is it Stranger: ok babe... Stranger: ı tell real number... Stranger: but dont leave me You: yes babe xxx Stranger: ıs 17 18... You: tell me honestly babe Stranger: ıt ıs real number Stranger: 17 18 cm... Stranger: maybe 16... Stranger: ıt ıs small?? You: no babe 10 is big for me xx You: now tell me honestly xx Stranger: 10 is big for u? You: yes xxx You: now tell me or i will leave Stranger: real number is 16 You: my last boyfriend was only 8 and it was amazing Stranger: oh öy god You: tell me honestly or i will leave x Stranger: ok ı see itagain Stranger: but wait Stranger: ı must be go my room You: plz be quick i am really horny Stranger: ok wait You: !! Stranger: bby You: yes.. x Stranger: u are right Stranger: ıt ıs just 13 cm Stranger: ı use rulers Stranger: bby Stranger: are u there You: if this is lie i will leave Stranger: okey bby You: please now tell me honest You: my lucky number is 11 You: is this it? x You: anything above 6 cm is amazing xxx Stranger: inik 11 kalkık ve zorlama 13:D Stranger: no baby Stranger: my penis is 11 12 13 You: tell me honest You: or i will leave conversation Stranger: okeeyy... Stranger: but dont leave never?? You: then stop lying and stop reminding me of my grandmother You: she had such an amazing smile and suck round tits Stranger: okey.... Stranger: ın ruler 12 cm... Stranger: but ı don t sure... Stranger: ı think ıt is 7 8 cm... You: Dont Lie lütfen Stranger: okey bby dont lie Stranger: ı ddnt lie You: so how big Stranger: not small... Stranger: big enogh You: you tell me number or i leave xx Stranger: 7 8 cm... Stranger: oh bby dont leave... You: i really want to suck your dick but i dont like liers Stranger: but 7 8 cm ıs... too small?? You: no i love big cocks You: is it 7 or 8? x Stranger: yes You: 7 or 8 Stranger: belive plzz You: which one 7 or 8 Stranger: 7.30 Stranger: do u want see my cock You: yes i want it it to cum also !!!!! i want u!! Stranger: ohhh bby ı want u too Stranger: when we can meet You: put a picture of your cock on facebook for 3 seconds so i can see xx Stranger: no bby ı cant.... You: ok fine do u have a big bush??? Stranger: because my couısen and some friend online.. Stranger: bush?? You: pubes babe xx You: hair You: down there Stranger: hmm... ı cut them last week Stranger: do u like bush You: mmmm babe You: i love bush Stranger: no problem Stranger: ı have some bush now You: how much? You: measure plz xxxx You: i want stick my tongue in your bush xx Stranger: very very small bb You: i like big :-(( You: is it abit big bush? Stranger: 1 1.30 cm... Stranger: curly bush You: mmm yummy xxx You: plz tell me do you have six pack Stranger: six pack?? You: karın kası Stranger: bby have u got pics your pussy or tits?? You: i'll show you in real life babe xx Stranger: will u?? You: put a picture of you with no shirt on facebook xx Stranger: when?? Stranger: bby ı cant now You: after you put picture of you with no clothes Stranger: and ı am on my dad s laptop Stranger: after for u maybe Stranger: tell me Stranger: when we will meet Stranger: and where Stranger: ı want this week You: then we meet in ekim sk Stranger: when?? You: first show me picture of you with no shirt on xx Stranger: oh bby... You: this will make me horny for your cock in my mouth Stranger: ı cant... You: plzz babey You: i will do anything when we meet You: just show me picture Stranger: ı have a hub some... Stranger: ı cant... Stranger: plzz understand me... Stranger: and ı want only u see me You: ok just show me another picture on facebook Stranger: then?? You: then we meet and fuck babe xx You: i need to see who i am fucking first You: xx Stranger: tonıght?? You: first put picture then i decide x Stranger: ok... Stranger: but wait You: i will leave if you dont show me picture Stranger: ı will Stranger: wait You: ok i will give you 1 more chance Stranger: ı put You: you are lie to me You: please put picture Stranger: no Stranger: ı cant Stranger: wait bby Stranger: wait Stranger: dont go You: so change picture now x Stranger: ı changed Stranger: didu see You: cant see clear please change again just you Stranger: change again?? Stranger: ok bby Stranger: but u wait plzz Stranger: plzzzzzzzzz You: plz be quick You: i am getting horny from every picture Stranger: and send me ur picture plzz You: i only have the one i sent you Stranger: one more?? Stranger: and ı change You: [url]http://thisismax.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/dsc04735.jpg[/url] Stranger: when ı was 14 You: do u like my picture You: let me see picture of you know You: or i leave Stranger: u are so beatiful bby You: are u say i am fat Stranger: are u blonde right?? You: yes x Stranger: this pic no no Stranger: no You: i leave if you dont show me facebook picture of you know Stranger: how Stranger: pic of u know??? Stranger: is what Stranger: what know?? You: yes You: show me picture of you know Stranger: ı show You: not 14 Stranger: now?? Stranger: okey bby You: yes x Stranger: wait You: plz be quick i am horny x Stranger: ok bby ok wait plzz You: i cant wait babe plz be quick or i leave Stranger: ok ok ı will Stranger: plzz You: ok hurry up You: and i show you picture of me You: [url]http://thisismax.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/dsc04759.jpg[/url] Stranger: ı changed Stranger: did u see You: please put one of you on your own You: not with friends Stranger: own?? You: yes Stranger: okey bb ı put aftr You: just asim Stranger: ı m very horny You: no friends in picture Stranger: and ı want suck pussy You: i want suck asim big 7cm cock but first we need picture You: or i leave Stranger: okey Stranger: dont leave okey Stranger: wait You: ok You: here is picture to make dick stand like soldier on patrol You: [url]http://thisismax.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/tincy-2.jpg[/url] Stranger: hmmm Stranger: ı changed You: i want see your face xx You: make me horny You: plz change Stranger: ı havent got good pic.... You: you are very sexy asim You: every picture good like horse semen You: just change put sexy asim picture of face Stranger: oh bby:D:D Stranger: ı want see ur tits You: not smile grandmother dead Stranger: okey... Stranger: ım sorry... You: plz put pictur of your face or i leave Stranger: okey... Stranger: ı will Stranger: but ıts end?? Stranger: okey?? Stranger: promise?? You: just put good picture to make me wet like swimming pool Stranger: ı m not pic ın swımmıng pool Stranger: ı m not have like this pics You: my pussy wet like swimming pool Stranger: ı will only show u You: put pic of your face xx You: or i leave asim You: i really want your cock in my mouth and pussy and righ and left ear... Stranger: ı search bby... You: but i need picture Stranger: ohhhh..... Stranger: this is end photo Stranger: did u see Stranger: bby Stranger: are u thereeeee Stranger: bbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Stranger: heeeeeeeeeeeeey Stranger: you tell me something You: mmmm You: yes Stranger: what are u doing bby You: asim can i tell u a secret! You: ! You: xx Stranger: yess You: my name isnt really tulisa....... Stranger: what Stranger: bby Stranger: whats ur name Stranger: are u there Stranger: talk smthing You: ive never been to istanbul i am 2 jewish boys from LONDON BABY!!! :D :D my grandma never smiled like that it was more like this ;s we just tricked ur arab ars and ur cock is sooooooooooooooooo smalllll how do u do anything with it???? ur a crap little liar 24 cm all the way to 7cm lolololol we have tricked ur ugly hairy ars and also ur the ugliest guy ive ever seen. Stranger: are u relly Stranger: but Stranger: where are u know mektep sk. .... Stranger: taha ozbeklı?? You: yes bitch and we have copied this conversation... its going on the internet tomorrow and also we got all our information of google translater, google maps and google images... ps search tulisa on google images see what comes up u dirty arab Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi wanna make out? Stranger: hm Stranger: well Stranger: that would depend on who you are You: that depends of how far your imagination can go Stranger: good answer You: ahahah You: lets say im a man? maybe? Stranger: well, if that's the case, i'd have to decline You: hmm that asnwer said a bunch about you Stranger: and what did it say? You: it said.. You: RAPIST!!! You have disconnected.
You: hi Stranger: Hey. M or f? You: f Stranger: Age? You: 9 Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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