Predict your death: Explain when, how and why you are going to die
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When: February 31st, 2016
How: Execution via firing squad
Why: Trying to smuggle ten pounds of heroin into China
oh i thought this would have some generator.
When: september 30 2014
How: Death by dorito's
Why: To haunt facepunch forever
Cursed to have my lifespan cut in half. I will die in my fifties of untraceable causes.
so basically-
when: Sometime in 2039
how: I just fucking cease to live. Probably vital organ failure
why: Curse, cause otherwise untraceable
fucking calling it
Loneliness
[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;46123327]When: [B]February 31st[/B][/QUOTE]
...huh?
That's exactly 19 days after my birthday! :tinfoil:
When: One day
How: This one way
Exactly how:
It was a rainy fall day. School would begin at 9, I woke up at 6 and it was still fully dark then. I'd get out of the bed for some reason and put on my clothes and go outside.
11/28/2020
Upon the day that my son reaches legal adulthood, he will challenge me for family dominance as alpha male in our house, and, if I train him properly, he will defeat me.
[QUOTE=hippowombat;46123597]11/28/2020
Upon the day that my son reaches legal adulthood, he will challenge me for family dominance as alpha male in our house, and, if I train him properly, he will defeat me.[/QUOTE]
Basically it's a lose-lose situation?
When: February 1st 2033
How: Smothered in gigantic tits.
Why: An attempt to revive Slobodan Milošević to assist in war crimes and removal of kebab goes horribly wrong when he comes back with a love of kebabs, a hate for war crimes and a gigantic pair of tits. :v:
When: January 13th 2015
How: Ran over by an ambulance
Why: Road is icy and I fall over and get ran over
[sp]Quite ironic really[/sp]
[sp]Damn you SuperPlamz[/sp]
Somewhen 12099
How: Exiting a spaceship while in space.
Why: After 10'000 fucking years it will be time sooner or later.
When: Time is a bit meaningless in Hell, but my journey shall begin sometime in 2050.
How: Balls-deep in the unholy asshole of Lucifer, the fallen angel and lord of hell.
Why: I will personally journey to hell for the express purpose of raping the devil. My hope is to take up the mantle of Dark Lord after the other demons recognize my power.
When: Next Wednesday
How: Dr. Pepper overdose
Why: I fucking love Dr. Pepper.
When: 60 years from now
How: In my bed, of old age
Why: Most likely cause
[QUOTE=Zonesylvania;46124736]When: 60 years from now
How: In my bed, of old age
Why: Most likely cause[/QUOTE]
You must be fun at parties
When: October 2nd 2014
How: Suffocation
Why: BEING IN FUCKING SPACE!
when
≈ 60 million years ago
how
latenight velociraptor mauling
why
being a minority on dinosaur-earth
Probably some sort of heart problem.
They run in the family.
When? Hard to say.
Honestly, the one thing I could definitely see myself dying from, is from a lack of sleep.
I barely get any sleep at all, the only time when I get sleep is on Friday and Saturday
When: 2043
How: Heart attack
Why: Winning the lottery? Or maybe genetics
When: In my late 60s-70s
How: Skin Cancer
Why: Family history, extremely sensitive and dry skin, prone to burning even in cloudy weather
When: 2033
How: Marijuana Needle Contamination
Why: After several years, work has gotton to my head. This leads me to eventually fall to a low-low place of using marijuana needles for recreation.
When: October 20th or 2030-2040
How: Fatal wound via Bullet
Why: I never know when to keep my mouth shut.
When: could be 2040s or 2050s
How: Heavy intoxication or Cancer
Why: Cancer does run in my family and intoxication to deal with sadness... intoxication could be earlier.
When: 2036 when I'm 37
How: Mauled by bear
Why: with my love of cutting down trees the outdoors and bears chances are I'll get to close to a grizzly to try to jump on its back and I'll just get fucked up
When: 20th of april 2015
How: Overdose on marijuana
Why: Made the mistake of trying to inject two weeds at once
since I live in Malta I'll most likely get run over by a car.. or beaten to death by muggers.
10/3/2014
Suicide by hanging
Why: gotta live on the edge
When: Sometime in 2015 probably
How: heart attack
Why: I'm a fat fuck and have no intent of changing that any time soon
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