• how to tell if your a real person ?
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i was just wondering how can i know if im real person or not . thanx in advance . no trolls plz. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Crap thread/Dumb question" - Gurant))[/highlight] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Extended due to 5 bans in 23 days." - Gurant))[/highlight]
Yeah pretty stupid question i think, do i even need to answer? okay i will LOOK IN THE MIRROR
Pinch yourself. Foo
Go to the local grocery store an flail about with your arms, if people notice you, you're real.
don't wake up.
[QUOTE=Bassmonger;20321648]Pinch yourself. Foo[/QUOTE] i did its not working
And go outside to smell a flower.
Kill yourself. If you die, you're real.
i cant risk it .
Take a punch between your legs.
I think, therefore I am.
Cut yourself. Do it for the :science:
technically a person means a mask, a social construct conscience is the marker, which if applied could lead you to your Self C.G Jung has some good maps
If you have any doubt in your mind whether or not you are real, it means you are definately NOT real. So I'm afraid I have some bad news for you...
Your entire existence is a Facepunch account.
As previously stated, you think, therefore you are. Your querying about your existence verifies your actual existence, therefore there is no need to ask. However if you had not asked you would never be certain, which would probably lead to existential quandary on your behalf, and we can't have that. Therefore I would recommend you end your life as soon as possible to avoid any Schrödinger-esque side effects. For is it not true that you are indeed certain of your, on this occasion, non-existence if you are, practically, non-existent?
You are thinking of solipsism. [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solipsism[/url]
Fap.
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