• I will Max Payne-ify (memorable) Facepunch quotes.
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i'm bored so post some quotes worthy of this shit. i'm logging off for the night but here's some examples. [t]http://files.1337upload.net/monkey_123.png[/t] [t]http://files.1337upload.net/5_3.png[/t] [t]http://files.1337upload.net/ZIMMERN.png[/t] i made this thread in the gdi but since that section's shit factor is on par with detroit, i feel like it would be more successful here.
You mean Max Payne 3-ify. It wasn't a proper Max Payne game.
I want a wallpaper on the Monkey_123 Quote. [B]Edit[/B] You should quote the "I'm stuck on a closet" thread.
I thought you were going to rewrite a bunch of famous posts in verbose, Max Payne-esque dialogues. I was severely disappointed.
[QUOTE=Dirty_Ape;41549471]You mean Max Payne 3-ify. It wasn't a proper Max Payne game.[/QUOTE] boo fucking hoo it was still good
[QUOTE=Dirty_Ape;41549471]You mean Max Payne 3-ify. It wasn't a proper Max Payne game.[/QUOTE] deal with it i changed my mind im not going to bed rip aspen
[I]I said no to weiners, little boy bum bums are good.[/I] ~ScottyPedo, 2013 [editline]22nd July 2013[/editline] make it happen
[QUOTE=Reds;41549510][I]I said no to weiners, little boy bum bums are good.[/I] ~ScottyPedo, 2013 [editline]22nd July 2013[/editline] make it happen[/QUOTE] ok dad [t]http://files.1337upload.net/scottypedo.png[/t]
[QUOTE=Aspen;41549542]ok dad [t]http://files.1337upload.net/scottypedo.png[/t][/QUOTE] [img]http://eatlosewin.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Gold-Star.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Dirty_Ape;41549471]You mean Max Payne 3-ify. It wasn't a proper Max Payne game.[/QUOTE] help i can't accept change
do the op to the gmod jokes thread
[QUOTE=Death_God;41549568]do the op to the gmod jokes thread[/QUOTE] here is one of them [t]http://files.1337upload.net/gmodjokes1.png[/t]
[I]"Alright, fuck this stupid shit. I have a higher IQ then this chick. I have an IQ of 183. (aspergers related) I can recall events with unprecedented accuracy. When I am in my area of knowledge, my teachers jaws fucking drop faster than North Korean missiles. I've already gotten two damn scholarships. (ROTC and academic) Fuck the stupid media. I'm tired of being under estimated and for some dumb woman to take all the god damned credit. IQ means very little if you can't practically back it up anyways.[/I][B]-SexualShark [/B]this one fine aspen?
This post, totally do this post: [QUOTE=Pennywise;41537507]I've delved deeply into this quandary that you have placed before us. It was not easy. I had to do some unpleasant things. Terrible, unspeakable things. I sometimes still wake up screaming late at night; the phantom sensations of blades in my hands and copper in my mouth as fresh as they were the very first time. But now, I can tell you. He is a Lemon. A rather. Fresh. [i]Lemon[/i][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Egon Spengler;41549614][I]"Alright, fuck this stupid shit. I have a higher IQ then this chick. I have an IQ of 183. (aspergers related) I can recall events with unprecedented accuracy. When I am in my area of knowledge, my teachers jaws fucking drop faster than North Korean missiles. I've already gotten two damn scholarships. (ROTC and academic) Fuck the stupid media. I'm tired of being under estimated and for some dumb woman to take all the god damned credit. IQ means very little if you can't practically back it up anyways.[/I][B]-SexualShark [/B]this one fine aspen?[/QUOTE] link to post please i mean i'll do it i just want proof because i can't believe that anyone is that fucking stupid
[QUOTE=Aspen;41549624]link to post please i mean i'll do it i just want proof because i can't believe that anyone is that fucking stupid[/QUOTE] [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1247001&p=39575940&viewfull=1#post39575940[/url]
[QUOTE=Egon Spengler;41549634][url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1247001&p=39575940&viewfull=1#post39575940[/url][/QUOTE] holy FUCK lmfao
[QUOTE=Aspen;41549639]holy FUCK lmfao[/QUOTE] He goes on for a while too, he says he has an extremely high IQ and then says IQ doesn't matter so I don't know what was going on in his head at the time but that thread was pretty mental. I like these two quotes in that thread the most: [QUOTE=SexualShark]First off, people have used me as a damn puppet to get what they want. I've been bullied to do peoples exams, homework, etc for years i have been under appreciated for my intelligence and all my kindness has been used against me. My social skills fucking suck ass. All I ever have wanted to do is help this disgusting planet. Leave something significant behind, a legacy, a testament of my willingness of not dick wagging my IQ around to get recognition from the media and to actually have the god damn balls. Just because you have "high IQ" score means abso-fuckin-lutely jack shit, and for this bitch to use this to climb to the ranks of great men and women is appalling and an insult.[/QUOTE] (Why mention your IQ then continue to say that an IQ means fuck all? wat) and [QUOTE=SexualShark]Really now? If you ask a doctor who knows about AS, he'd probably tell you people with it have abnormally high IQ's, my brain is wired differently, i do things better then most, and what most are good at i fucking suck at, a bit of a trade off. also also sobotnik was right, denialism over IQ is silly[/QUOTE] (OK. Here I'm pretty sure he's saying that he does things better than most but what everyone is good at he sucks at? Like socialising? That's basically the generic nerd stereotype.) That was a funny thread, most obvious attention seeker I have ever seen though. He just goes on and on and gets more edgy as you go down the page and I'm not throwing the term "edgy" around like it's candy, he really is being edgy, he is the living definition of the word. You should probably not read the rest of that thread because it's just like 7 pages of him whining. This is one of the reasons I don't even consider posting in the IQ-related SH threads, it's really the same stuff over and over.
[QUOTE=Winner;41549681]I souldn't possibly cringe any harder[/QUOTE] [t]http://files.1337upload.net/iqargument.png[/t] =^.^=* kawaii desu
Make one that says something about DSG being permabanned so i can send it to you on steam
[QUOTE=Unisath;41549484]I was [b]severely[/b] disappointed.[/QUOTE]
"give your meat a good ol' rub" - Ainsley Harriott
I thought you were going to write quotes in the style of Max Payne or voice act them in the style of Max Payne. But good job.
[QUOTE=megafat;41549844]I thought you were going to write quotes in the style of Max Payne or voice act them in the style of Max Payne. But good job.[/QUOTE] i do dramatic readings sometimes but that's a thread for later
how do i beta key?-A tipical rust idiot
[QUOTE=hunterNormandy;41549860]"do me a favor and fuck me in the ass" - butthurter [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1279006&p=41055815&viewfull=1#post41055815[/url][/QUOTE] memorable quotes [editline]22nd July 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Vostok;41549831]"give your meat a good ol' rub" - Ainsley Harriott[/QUOTE] facepunch quotes
[I]"It's been proven over and over again that children can be sexual, even as young as ten (not that I endorse it, but still) tbh if some hot 15-16 year old started chatting me up, I would only turn her down because of the possibility of jail."[/I] [B]-katbug, 2013[/B]
[QUOTE=Dr. Gestapo;41549925][I]"It's been proven over and over again that children can be sexual, even as young as ten (not that I endorse it, but still) tbh if some hot 15-16 year old started chatting me up, I would only turn her down because of the possibility of jail."[/I] [B]-katbug, 2013[/B][/QUOTE] katbug [t]http://files.1337upload.net/KATBUG1.png[/t]
[QUOTE=Dr. Gestapo;41549925][I]"It's been proven over and over again that children can be sexual, even as young as ten (not that I endorse it, but still) tbh if some hot 15-16 year old started chatting me up, I would only turn her down because of the possibility of jail."[/I] [B]-katbug, 2013[/B][/QUOTE] got the link to this one? lmao
[QUOTE=AJisAwesome15;41550066]got the link to this one? lmao[/QUOTE] [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1290758&p=41508108&viewfull=1#post41508108[/url]
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