• Fights
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Fights: They've existed since the dawn of time; some verbal and some physical. But have you ever gotten into a fight? If so, share your experiences. They can be anywhere, a school, a restauraunt, or a workplace. My experience: I was walking into the 300 building to ask about my schedule and some douchebag kept putting his hands on me and pushing me and telling me to move. I tell him to fuck off and go away since there are tons of people trying to get out and I cannot move. I walk forward, he kicks the back of my leg, I nearly trip until I push the wall and get up. I shove him as hard as I can into a wall. He runs over to me and does the chest to chest face to face thing. Since I have no other options and I would probably get my ass kicked out, I literally towered over him so I decided to use that against my advantage. "Do it. Come on. Do it." He just left.
What can't be solved by words isn't worth solving at all, in my opinion. The last time I got into a somewhat a brawl was in a club, with this drunken little skinny thing trying to pick a fight with me for being 'too close to him'. Bare in mind this is a club. Many people rammed into one or two rooms... I squared up to the little guy and he stepped down, but if something had kicked off, I don't know what would have gone down. Maybe I'd have been stabbed, he was that sort of wanker, after all!
A while ago some kid stole my skeeter scooter (best thing in the world at the time), so I gave him a bloody nose.
[QUOTE=AlexGT;32159035]Fights: They've existed since the dawn of time; some verbal and some physical. But have you ever gotten into a fight? If so, share your experiences. They can be anywhere, a school, a restauraunt, or a workplace. My experience: I was walking into the 300 building to ask about my schedule and some douchebag kept putting his hands on me and pushing me and telling me to move. I tell him to fuck off and go away since there are tons of people trying to get out and I cannot move. I walk forward, he kicks the back of my leg, I nearly trip until I push the wall and get up. I shove him as hard as I can into a wall. He runs over to me and does the chest to chest face to face thing. Since I have no other options and I would probably get my ass kicked out, I literally towered over him so I decided to use that against my advantage. "Do it. Come on. Do it." He just left.[/QUOTE] you sound like a fat kid in 6th grade. Am I near the ball park?
wh-what. I'm in High School.
some kid back in hs got jumped because he owed them money for drugs. They followed him into the cafeteria bathroom and had a huge black kid keep the door closed and the teachers out while 3 of them beat him up. For a suburban upper middle class high school it was pretty crazy.
the last fight i was in was at a club so me and my broski so we see this guy alone for like 20 minuets so i make a 10$ bet to my friend that if i go over there fight him and purposely lose needless to say i got 10$ and i felt better knowing i made that guys night a lot better
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;32159605]Fights at my school suck. It's just grappling and slapping fits until one person gets on the ground.[/QUOTE] Just sounds like the standard kid fight to me. One kid gives the other kid a big, squeezy hug until a member of staff walks over and breaks it up.
Someone took my totally goddamned awesome pencil-case once. He picked it up and started tossing it around the room to his friends like he was playing catch. Apparently, I thought it was awesome enough to bludgeon his face in with a full-up water bottle.
I never got in any fistfights but I had my share of breaking up fights.
Well, my most recent one isnt all that exciting, but it worked nevertheless. Me, being the 6'2" junior that I am, usually terrify other kiddies, but this one freshman thought he would impress the ladies by being a total dickwad to me, calling me names such as "dipshit" and telling me I cant do anything. Eventually I get sick of it. We were outside by the ceramics room at lunch, and he started his shit again in front of all my female friends to impress them. I said "Thats it..." and got up. He started running off. I run faster than any of my peers and catch up to him very quickly. I grab him and throw him in a mix of rocks and broken shards of ceramic pots. He yells "OW!", to which I reply "Knock it the FUCK OFF." and walk off. He layed there for 5 mins talking about how painful it was. The only things hes said to me since was "hi...". I try to be a pacifist as much as I can, but unfortunately in the male kingdom, you cant tell other males to stop being dicks.
Once, when I was in like 3rd grade, I had been chosen to be the line-leader for the week (meaning I was first in line for everything). After recess though, on our way back to the class room, some asshole cut in front of me and made it back to class before me. Big mistake. I promptly grabbed him from behind and shoved him over a chair, I then threw said chair at him. It was a chair like this, but blue. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/0sJp0.jpg[/IMG] Another time, I think it was fourth grade, it was a festivities day. Basically it was a big arts and crafts fair that the whole school was involved in and the parents came out and everyone played games. I was on the swingset, swinging, minding my own business, and I jumped off. Everyone jumped off the swings, it was a show of badassness. Well, when I jumped off some shithead took my swing. I ran up and socked him in the face and grabbed him in a choke hold. His bitch mom spotted me and grabbed me by the ear and dragged me to the principal who then turned me over to my mother (who didn't give a shit and I went right back to playing on the swingset).
when you're tall no one says shit or maybe people are just nicer here
[QUOTE=gerome;32160367]when you're tall no one says shit or maybe people are just nicer here[/QUOTE] I'm thinking this too.
[QUOTE=gerome;32160367]when you're tall no one says shit or maybe people are just nicer here[/QUOTE] Nah its true. Everyone used to start shit with me until I had a growth spurt. Now they're all terrified of me.
We were playing football and some guy on my team isn't paying attention and lets the ball slide into the net. I get annoyed at him and tell him to pay attention. At this point I was really annoyed then I hear him whisper "Shut the fuck up and suck your mum". At this point I run over to him, punch him in the face and kick him in the ground. I was put on red report and people started calling me crazy for about a year and a half.
300 Spartans pushed me and my pals off of a cliff once, it was quite lame to be honest.
[QUOTE=Bytecry;32165141]We were playing football and some guy on my team isn't paying attention and lets the ball slide into the net. I get annoyed at him and tell him to pay attention. At this point I was really annoyed then I hear him whisper "Shut the fuck up and suck your mum". At this point I run over to him, punch him in the face and kick him in the ground. I was put on red report and people started calling me crazy for about a year and a half.[/QUOTE] you are crazy.
[QUOTE=Bytecry;32165141]We were playing football and some guy on my team isn't paying attention and lets the ball slide into the net. I get annoyed at him and tell him to pay attention. At this point I was really annoyed then I hear him whisper "Shut the fuck up and suck your mum". At this point I run over to him, punch him in the face and kick him in the ground. I was put on red report and people started calling me crazy for about a year and a half.[/QUOTE] You're the sort of people who's attitude make them end up pushing papers later in life. Keep it up!
[QUOTE=Black Milano;32165297]You're the sort of people who's attitude make them end up pushing papers later in life. Keep it up![/QUOTE] I'm actually a good student. I get good grades. I just couldn't control me anger back then.
[QUOTE=Bytecry;32165350]I'm actually a good student. I get good grades. I just couldn't control me anger back then.[/QUOTE] Grades will only take you through school and college, after that, it's all attitude and social interaction. Trust me, getting all fed up with your coworkers because of irrelevant reasons will hurt your paycheck, and your CV.
In my 9th grade year some dickhead started a fight with me for apparently no reason, probably to impress his friends or some dumb bullshit, and this went on for a few days. After school one day I was walking home and this little shit, said he was gonna kick my ass, and I told him to do it, he simply ran at me and swung at me. I took a step sideways and punched him in his eye, then he started crying and went home. I've been in others but this one everyone was laughing at him, even his own friends, then he called the cops on me.
Fights are dumb. People who start them, anyway. Case in point: Nautsabes
Only one "serious" fight when I was 11/12. Me and my friend were at the playground, just chilling and having fun. Then this one douchebag (I believe he was one year younger than us) who liked to go around and act as a tough guy, spit at people, hit them etc. The reason no one did anything to him was that we all knew he had an older brother, who was known for being violent and getting into trouble with the police. So it was the usual "If you hurt me my brother will beat you up!". Anyways, he showed up and started yelling insults at us. He then walked over to me slapped me across the face. My friend then walked over to him and punched him in the face, while I went behind him and kicked his legs, causing him to fall to the ground. He lay there crying and we walked away. Didn't see much of him after that.
[QUOTE=Carne;32166199]Only one "serious" fight when I was 11/12. Me and my friend were at the playground, just chilling and having fun. Then this one douchebag (I believe he was one year younger than us) who liked to go around and act as a tough guy, spit at people, hit them etc. The reason no one did anything to him was that we all knew he had an older brother, who was known for being violent and getting into trouble with the police. So it was the usual "If you hurt me my brother will beat you up!". Anyways, he showed up and started yelling insults at us. He then walked over to me slapped me across the face. My friend then walked over to him and punched him in the face, while I went behind him and kicked his legs, causing him to fall to the ground. He lay there crying and we walked away. Didn't see much of him after that.[/QUOTE] I seriously thought that was going to turn into Bel-Air for a minute there.
I push people. Does that count
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[QUOTE=Logic Studio;32167629][img]http://dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/fight.gif[/img][/QUOTE] God, that reminds me of a dick in one of my classes who thought he was better than everyone because he was a stick-man. Punched him once, snapped off both his arms by accident.
Normally when someone either pisses me off to the extreme or pushes me i punch them and dont stop and my fights are normally one sided because everyone in my school only argues but never hits, but one day this mental kid kicked my ball in the trees so i started swearing at him, he came up to my face and everyone thought we would fight, but for some reason i didn't hit him and niether did he and it ended up with both of us walking off. Wish i did hit him now because he got expelled from our school 2 weeks afterwards.
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