• Post your- Funny similies!
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Post your funny similies! e.g- - as useful as a condom machine in the Vatican. - as fast as a punk band's career - as boring as a grandmother's photo album etc!
I thought it said smilies. -as useful as a hat full of busted assholes -as useless as a screen door on a submarine Those are ones I hear all the time.
I thought you misspelled the thread title. As useful as a dvd rewinder
I'm as nervous as a cat in a rocking chair factory I'm as hot as a hooker on Friday night It's raining like a cow pissin' on a rock It's raining like pourin' piss out of a boot.
The gun recoiled like a pornstar
As happy as a nigger on a watermelon and chicken farm.
Hungrier than a vegetarian in a pizzeria.
[QUOTE=ze spy;19190351]As happy as a nigger on a watermelon and chicken farm.[/QUOTE] [img]http://antzinpantz.com/kns/images/jul09/thats_racist_animated1.gif[/img] also: You climb as slow as old people fuck
That car is moving at the speed of smell
[QUOTE=Lambeth;19191422]That car is moving at the speed of smell[/QUOTE] That's like a metaphor
It's like a metaphor or it is a metaphor?
[QUOTE=Lambeth;19191545]It's like a metaphor or it is a metaphor?[/QUOTE] It is as metaphorical as a metaphor.
[QUOTE=Insulator;19191553]It is as metaphorical as a metaphor.[/QUOTE] I see what you did there.
You're as pointless as friggin butter
as intelligent as the average furry
Its colder than an alaskan blowjob out here.
As shitty as when you have to shit and there is no toilet paper
That's about as useless as the PIC account (Accounting) The only thing bigger than that jew's bank account is his nose.
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