• Criminals attempt robbery disguised with permanent marker disguise.
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[quote]If you're going to commit a burglary, it's a good idea to have a disguise. However, you should probably do better than this pair of would-be burglars, whose disguise attempts extended to just drawing on their faces with a black marker pen. [img]http://blog.trutv.com/.a/6a00d83451d24369e20120a684e8a6970c-pi[/img] Matthew Allan McNelly, 23, and Joey Lee Miller, 20 were arrested last Friday night after they tried to break into an apartment in Carroll, Iowa. A witness called police to alert them to the attempted break in, and said that the suspects then drove off in a white car. Police tracked the car down a few blocks away, and - having been told that the suspects appeared to be wearing holsters - arrested them at gun point, the Daily Times Herald newspaper reported. as it turned out, the duo didn't have either guns or holsters on them. They did, however, have permanent marker scribbled all over their faces, which made them rather easy to identify. The pair have been charged with second-degree attempted burglary, and McNelly has also been charged with driving while intoxicated.[/quote] [url]http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Worst_disguise_ever?_Burglars_cover_faces_with_permanent_marker&in_article_id=758993&in_page_id=2[/url] "Dude, I need some spending money. Lets rob that apartment complex down the street!" "Good idea dude! But we are gonna need a disguise... [B]HEY,[/B] Lets draw some bad ass designs on our faces with this marker so no one will recognize us." "Dude...you are a GENIUS!"
Looks like a five year old scribbled all over their faces...
i think the first guy was trying to be batman.
They should be charged with first degree stupidity.
Oh god I just laughed so hard.
[img]http://www.themonkeycage.org/kiss.PNG[/img] This is not what face paint is for, kids.
[IMG]http://www.projectbag.com/pokemon/pics/jigglypuff02.jpg[/IMG] Shouldn't have fallen asleep
Yeah, they must have broken into jigglypuffs house.
They should of drawn mustaches and monocles on.
Is this for real? Either they were really drunk/high or they are simply retarded, maybe both :v:
First guy looks like he posed for the mugshot
What a waste of perfectly good marker. :saddowns:
[QUOTE=Santz;18080402]Is this for real? Either they were really drunk/high or they are simply retarded, maybe both :v:[/QUOTE] they were severely drunk
They probably got high of the marker when they drew it on their faces.
He just wanted a beard.
Guilt is a funny thing... [img]http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/tv/horatio460.jpg[/img] It's written all over one's face. [B][U][I]YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH[/I][/U][/B]
I think we can draw the conclusion that these robbers weren't sharpiest of minds.
Those guys sure had sharp minds to come up with such a sharp idea.
Those guys look like they could be in some comedy series or somethin
I would rather put on a paper mask; they wont be able to see my face :ninja:
Is it just me, or do the scribbles on the left guy's face look like a bat. BATMAN! :cool:
[QUOTE=Xybjj;18109175]Is it just me, or do the scribbles on the left guy's face look like a bat. BATMAN! :cool:[/QUOTE] It's probably what he was going for.
Reminds me of these guys [img]http://static.guim.co.uk/Guardian/film/gallery/2008/jan/11/1/coenhair9-3754.jpg[/img]
Enjoy your blood poisoning.
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