Chinese lingerie thief’s stash was so huge it broke the building he lived in
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[QUOTE]How many bras is too many to steal? Morally, the answer is obviously zero, since unlike a loaf of bread, lingerie doesn’t have the sort of nutritional content that you can feed your starving family with.
But what about structurally? The answer seems to be about 2,000, as demonstrated by a prolific pantie pilferer in China whose stash got so big, it actually began destroying the building he lives in.
The building managers of a housing complex in the Guangxi Autonomous Region’s Yulin City noticed the ceiling panels had started to collapse in a section of the interior emergency exit. Since in times of crisis the one place you hope is still safe is the emergency exit, they decided to open up the panel and investigate.
They quickly found the reason for the crack: the combined weight of over 2,000 bras stashed in the crawlspace.
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Unlike the stories you occasionally hear of someone going up into their attic for the first time in a decade and finding a gigantic hornets’ nest, brassieres generally don’t form communal living spaces like this. The building managers put in a call to the police, who after examining security camera footage were able to identify a man who lives in the building as a suspect. Judging from the size of the stash, the authorities believe he’d been stealing lingerie not only from the building’s female occupants, but from other places as well.
The man has since been taken into custody, and while that may put an end to the rash of thefts and preserve the building’s structural integrity, we’re left without answers to two questions. First, why bother stealing thousands of bras, then keep them in a place other than your personal living quarters, depriving yourself of easy access to your ill-gotten treasure trove?
And second, which police officer decided it was necessary, after recovering the bras, to organize them by color?
▼ Is it easier to obtain a conviction when the evidence is aesthetically arranged?
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The smell...
Why?
Am I the only one who thinks of ceiling cat with the first picture?
[QUOTE=Hilton;46781483]Glorious, isn't it?[/QUOTE]
Boobsweat? No, I'm not Asian and sweat isnt a turn on
He could've sold all those bras and probably not live in a shitty apartment building.
[QUOTE]And second, which police officer decided it was necessary, after recovering the bras, to organize them by color?[/QUOTE]
:v:
sometimes, i just don't even know how to react to what my country does
i would love to get paid to color code bras for a little while
[editline]23rd December 2014[/editline]
its like that hue test you take on that website but with boobs
If you're gonna go ahead and steal lingerie, why bras of all things?
sort by size and color for maximum ocd pleasure
Oh fuck, I gotta scatter my concentrated dragon dildo collection now.
[QUOTE=Shogoll;46781655]If you're gonna go ahead and steal lingerie, why bras of all things?[/QUOTE]
What lingerie component do you prefer to procure?
[QUOTE=Apache249;46781767]What lingerie component do you prefer to procure?[/QUOTE]
You aren't asking me and even I feel the pressure.
[QUOTE=Apache249;46781767]What lingerie component do you prefer to procure?[/QUOTE]
uuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[QUOTE=Apache249;46781767]What lingerie component do you prefer to procure?[/QUOTE]
Gonna be honest, I expected panties when I came into this thread.
Like when you hear "sniffing women's underwear" do you think of bras?
Rate zing if you compulsively watched pornography after viewing this thread.
[QUOTE=gk99;46783123]Gonna be honest, I expected panties when I came into this thread.
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Gotta be original, you know.
[QUOTE=Sableye;46781404]The smell...[/QUOTE]
Next time you go somewhere and it smells like rotting tits, don't forget to check above the ceiling panels.
Maybe the man bought all those bras and they are his, dont judge 8)
but seriously what the fuck
Seano12 is chinese?
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