Telephone Pole Jesus Died For Your Landline Abandoning Sins
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[QUOTE=Gizmodo]Colorado native Don Taylor, who describes himself as "a nonreligious individual," was stopped dead in his tracks when he stumbled upon this divine apparition on his daily routine. Yes, a creeping vine on a telephone pole had taken on the unmistakable form of a crucified Jesus Christ. Local authorities warn potential pilgrimage-makers not to climb the pole to kiss or embrace Telephone Pole Jesus, however, lest they want to receive a 765,000-volt message of peace and love from their Leafy Savior. [[URL="http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/28663662/detail.html?hpt=us_bn7"]7News[/URL], [I]photo via Don Taylor's Facebook[/I]][/QUOTE]
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Vines that look like a man, automatically Jesus.
Slow news day?
[QUOTE=Ignhelper;31405523]Vines that look like a man, automatically Jesus.[/QUOTE]
Well it is a vine that looks like a man that is in the crucify position and the top of it slightly looks like the crown of thorns that he had to wear so I can see how it looks a bit like Jesus.
Wasn't there another telephone pole like this?
Looks like a pretty big safety hazard, don't they cut those things off so they don't get into the lines?
[QUOTE=kaze4159;31405782]Looks like a pretty big safety hazard, don't they cut those things off so they don't get into the lines?[/QUOTE]
Imagine the outrage if vine-jesus gets 'violated'.
Other than the arms it kinda does look like him, especially the head. Even looks like hes wearing the crown of thorns.
Apophenia, that is all.
isn't this old news?
[QUOTE=Siduron;31405861]Imagine the outrage if vine-jesus gets 'violated'.[/QUOTE]
You're right, that [B]would[/B] be hilarious
[QUOTE=cathal6606;31405638]Slow news day?[/QUOTE]
Nope. Just your average local news in America.
[QUOTE=Shotacon;31406475]Nope. Just your average local news in America.[/QUOTE]
It was on the news here aswell, so yeah slow news day.
"765,000-volt message of peace and love from their Leafy Savior"
I love that part.
Apparently Jesus had arms that were two vastly different lengths?
Looks more like birth defect Jesus.
New phone hacking scandal: Is Jesus listening to your sex chats?
Telephone Jesus, Giving people a one way ticket to heaven.
Wasn't there something in the bible about not worshiping objects?
[QUOTE=kaine123;31407548]Wasn't there something in the bible about not worshiping objects?[/QUOTE]
"The only true parts of the bible are the parts I agree with"
"Oh mah goodness. Cheezus."
Telephone mast Jesus. Well it's just a bunch of creeper plants climbing a telephone mast
Waiting for telephone pole Jesus tortilla. Or someone to light it up, that will probably happen.
[QUOTE=JustGman;31411130]Waiting for telephone pole Jesus tortilla. Or someone to light it up, that will probably happen.[/QUOTE]Burning churches and crosses wasn't enough so now they'll burn the Christ himself!
It honestly does look like him to an extent. It IS kind of cool...
next they'll be finding crazy shit like the virgin Mary in toast
Is that you, Ted?
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My my, Ted, we've looked aaaall over *gasp* for you!
Heard about this last year.
that's pretty cool
The big operator in the sky. What.
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