You're on a train, and there's almost no space to get through the crowd. You find a difficult space between the wall and a passenger's face.
What do you confront their face with?
My face against the wall because it's easier to side step that way.
if i fart they might move, so ass
As I've said before, dick for the women ass for the men.
I just sit in the corridors at the end of passenger cars. Also its really rare here in finland that trains would be that full :v:
I walk through people with my dick.
Speardick, they call me.
Both. I'll spin around randomly to give them a chance to experience all I have to offer.
I'd get frightened and end up with my dick stuck in the door.
[QUOTE=CoolCorky;39460926]I walk through people with my dick.
Speardick, they call me.[/QUOTE]
avatar somehow fits.
I tear ass while doing cartwheels as I go by.
Usually dick, unless I know them and they're an asshole.
"Now a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?"
I usually stand beside the passenger handles so it doesn't really matter
The crotch, it's less rude to do this while standing front to them.
Arse. Because dick has to be earned.
ass, seems more suggestive if i give the dick.
also, fight club related
[url]http://www.hark.com/clips/znfhjmmthm-now-a-question-of-etiquette-as-i-pass-do-i-give-you-the-ass-or-the-crotch[/url]
I give them the dick
[QUOTE=Wealth + Taste;39466299]I give them the dick[/QUOTE]
Therefore, I am
If the train's that fucking crowded I'm not even going to get on it in the first place. I'll just..idunno...take a taxi or something? A bus? Drive myself? Only reason I'd be on a train is sightseeing anyways.
[QUOTE=Jetpack Bear;39466384]Therefore, I am[/QUOTE]
I love you.