Swear Word Substitutes/Inventive ways of swearing.
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Swearing can get you in shit so most people use substitutes. I usually use:
Fuck: Fudge or Flump
Shit: Shizz, Shizzle or SHI-nnuck.
Or using non-swear words for insults (most of these are used amongst friends):
Dweeb
Geek
Scrub, Scrubadub, Scrubbadubber or dubber.
Dipper, Scrotum-dipper or dip (comes from tea bagging after a friend said: "i dont bag, i dip. gently."
Anyone else got anything like this?
-snip, im an idiot-
Shite: the ultimate substitute for shit.
I normally call my brother "Mungo" instead of "Twat" :love:
Hungarian is a great language for inventive swearing.
Too bad I can't translate any of that to English. :v:
Dick head: Bell-end. As in, Your such a fucking bell-end!
Or, you could just say it in a different language. :smugdog:
Shut the front door!
Mother Fudgesickle
I had a teacher who when he got mad he would get loud then mutter a swear. Every one could hear it though. "COME ON ITS SO EASY! sonofabitch SHEESH."
On topic I say Fauk.
What the phuck!
Fuck me
:q:
Fook
"FFfffffff"
A friend of mine's motto on xbox live was "Fack Auf", unfortunately, he was banned for circumventing the censor.
Balls
ship
Sheezus!
Back-flipping monkeys.
IE: *hit thumb with hammer* "OH BACK-FLIPPING MONKEYS!"
Washit :P
Fug or Fuggin Shig
Motherfunker
Funk off
Funk you
You get the idea :-P
[QUOTE=redback3;20874377]I normally call my brother "Mungo" instead of "Twat" :love:[/QUOTE]
Watch it mungo
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well, once, when i was thinking like a total nerd, I called someone a fish's crap
a bass turd
a bastard
I then proceeded to explain all of this to them, I never noticed they walked away halfway through.
Watch R rated movies on TNT.
[I]We better get these Monday Friday snakes of of this melon farming plane![/I]
Shiznit.
"Knights of Columbus" "Son of a bee sting"
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