It's nearly midnight, browsing facepunch and reddit on my phone when I get an itch on my back. I reach to relieve the itch and my hand bumps something gooey on the band of my boxers. I start wondering what the fuck it is, so I take good hold of it and stretch it off. What was it? Gum. Gum, chewed up, partially placed back in the wrapper. I'm lying here at almost midnight and I'm discovering gum on my fucking boxers? Are you kidding me? How the hell did i not notice this earlier? I know I didn't get it from sitting at home, or on the car ride home, so where could this rancid piece of pink fuckery have ended up on my fucking underwear? I'm thinking it was probably a seat I sat in at school. I can easily find gum underneath the seat, so it being on the actual seat doesn't surprise me. My question is how much of a fuckup do you have to be to be low enough to place a sticky, chewed up wad of gum on a seat used by other people? I can somewhat understand sidewalks even though it's still dickish, under chairs is immature too but on a seat where you damned well know someone will sit in it? A sincere fuck you to anyone who feels the need to dispose of their gum anywhere it can be accidentally stuck to anyone. From those of us who had that gum on our shoe that would never get off, set our backpack in chewed up gum, bumped our hand underneath a desk to find mounds of gum, or had gum attached to anything remotely valuable, fuck you and fuck your disgusting laziness. Find a god damned trash can you shithead morons.
thats hardcore man
You just don't want to admit you have a rendezvous with a gum-chewing lady.
If you're finding that shit on your boxers, you should start wearing pants to school asap.
[QUOTE=for no reason;40919498]If you're finding that shit on your boxers, you should start wearing pants to school asap.[/QUOTE]
Considering how most high school kids dress, I wouldn't be surprised if his pants were down to his knees when he sat.
hell yea nigga i sag n i gots swag u got a prollem with dat u lemme kno
Seems like you're in a sticky situation
inb4 "nvm guys it was my gum :("
Is gum a code word for another sticky substance that rhymes with gum?
[QUOTE=hanswithcheese;40920966]Is gum a code word for another sticky substance that rhymes with gum?[/QUOTE]
He got rum on his boxers?
[QUOTE=hanswithcheese;40920966]Is gum a code word for another sticky substance that rhymes with gum?[/QUOTE]
I don't see how he could get a plum on his boxers
[QUOTE=hanswithcheese;40920966]Is gum a code word for another sticky substance that rhymes with gum?[/QUOTE]
Well of course he'd have his bum in his boxers.
[QUOTE=hanswithcheese;40920966]Is gum a code word for another sticky substance that rhymes with gum?[/QUOTE]
How could his mum get trapped on his boxers
[QUOTE=hanswithcheese;40920966]Is gum a code word for another sticky substance that rhymes with gum?[/QUOTE]
Chum is Fum!
Maybe it was a gift! Maybe a Bioshock Infinite code was written on this gum!
I just suddenly got a distaste for the gum I am currently chewing..
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