• You are now married to the last videogame character you played as. Detail your new life.
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[img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8SF62ptySKE/TTbn6w_WPKI/AAAAAAAAAC8/IPHmmQJVSVE/s1600/5cf6111c_8ca3_6c910.jpg[/img] My life is great, it is made of tacky British accents and full of DOSH DOSH DOSH DOSH
I am married to an entire Byzantine dynasty in Medieval 2: Total War. Oh God.
[img]http://images.wikia.com/half-life/en/images/1/19/Gordonalyx2.jpg[/img] He lets me wear the suit sometimes, and I don't complain when neither of us wear it.
[IMG]http://www.gamerdna.com/uimage/jyzl5UN/full/dreadnought-jpg.jpg[/IMG] I have to stay 20 feet away at all times to avoid serious injury... it's a tough love
The L piece from Tetris. I love it very much [sp]and the sex is great[/sp]
[img]http://mydisguises.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Elder-Scrolls-5-Skyrim-Trailer-Screenshot-Dragonborn.jpg[/img] No wonder the song goes "Believe, Believe, The Dragonborn Comes!" Edit: Why Rainbows? I'm a girl. Nein Homosexual.
My wife is the leader of the Third Street Saints and it just happens that she looks exactly as I want her to, a slim Asian wearing glasses and with huge breasts that aren't fit for her body. Her entire wardrobe has been picked out by me and my perverted tastes, she apparently doesn't mind though. Even though I risk getting shot to death every time I walk outside and have to wear the color purple to represent, the sex is great and I make over 30,000 dollars an hour..well she does anyway.
[img]http://www.dota2wiki.com/images/e/ec/Tinker.png[/img] My life is devoted to science now!
[img_thumb]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/595835400140283813/0AA237B4AAA4C942C88F947F372836B082BE31BF/[/img_thumb] We shall set on our journey to destroy Ugh Gur and his evil army mainly consisting of annoying as shit Kleer and Bulls
Zee Captein and I go on awesome journeys through the post-apocalypse. (Captain is my MC skin)
[IMG]http://images.wikia.com/ssb/images/b/b9/Younglinkmelee.jpg[/IMG] Well, he's pretty cool. There's no communication though, but he sure is noisy when we fuck.
[IMG]http://bulk.destructoid.com/ul/153538-attention-everyone-buying-l4d2-i-have-dibs-on-nick/Clipboard01gawrsj-noscale.jpg[/IMG] I'm basically spending my days listening to stories about this guy's army-buddy Keith which apparently said a lot of stupid things and asked a lot of silly questions and died in a really weird way.
Dustgirl from Dustforce [IMG]http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm225/SkywardDescent/dustgirl.png[/IMG] She doesn't talk a whole lot... House is clean, though.
[img]http://imblogginghere.com/techblog/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/bf3-us-assault.png[/img] I want a divorce. NOW!!!
I am now married to a minecraft version of Sean Devlin. It will be blocky and filled with creepers and awesome parkour and shooting the shit out of nazis?
[IMG]http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/1716/screenshot2012020318332.png[/IMG] Lots of badassery and cdr
Looks like I'm married to a successful race car driver, it's still unknown what gender it is.
3 way marriage? Both of them look like jailbait though. [IMG]http://www.dualshockers.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/ffxiii-2_0822_05.jpg[/IMG]
Not sure how to feel [img]http://www.the72pins.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/league-of-legends-blood-lord-vladimir.jpg[/img]
[IMG]http://images.wiki.wegame.com/i/rZ87TFBu.jpg[/IMG] Something tells me it won't last long.
I am now married a tetris block, my life is now about packing into tight spaces.
I am now married to Adolf Hitler. (Was playing Hearts of Iron 3 as Germany)
I am now married to a drunk with a grenade launcher and some rather fun looking, yet vile weapons. The Demoman will be a great husband.
[t]http://media.curse.com/content/images/giveaways/tribes-ascend/giveaway.png[/t] vgs
Falco Lombardi is a surprisingly gentle lover. He protects me. "Hands off my prey", he says to potential suitors. And I accept my role.
[img]http://www.gamingunion.net/newsimg/league-of-legends-blog-lee-sin-trolled-us-good.jpg[/img] We meditate all the time. And flying jump kick into people's faces.
[img]http://nerdsontherocks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/vincentm.png[/img] I have a feeling this asshole is going to cheat on me.
She's a cowgirl from mars, and she likes to be on top.
Depends on whether skins count or not. If they don't, then it would be my Skyrim character, who I would probably never see. If they do, then I'd come home to this: [img]http://doomwiki.org/w/images/thumb/b/b3/Imp.png/256px-Imp.png[/img]
[IMG]http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110716041007/residentevil/images/1/13/Albert_Wesker_Resident_Evil_5.jpg[/IMG] I think suicide is better than becoming a B.O.W. test subject.
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