• God damn it: China begins mass-producing Inflatable Sexy Pony dolls
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[QUOTE] Behold, the latest, and simply greatest bootleg merch to ever hit the market. Straight out of China, ready for ordering, is the "Sexy Inflatable Girl Pony" that you see above. That's right everyone, China is now mass-producing Anthro Rainbow Dash sex dolls. According to the listings here and here and here Dash stands at 5 foot 9 inches tall and is made of PVC. [IMG]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/--aXVlVM-wrQ/VLkk4q85xfI/AAAAAAAAFZo/Ub3zOt3KgHw/s1600/807800__rainbow%2Bdash_anthro_photo_suggestive_questionable_irl_socks_grin_wide%2Bhips_swimsuit.jpeg[/IMG] The price on the site says that one of these could be yours for as low as $99 a piece if you order in bulk, the factory is prepared to churn out as many as 3500 ponies a month if you need them to. [/QUOTE] [url]http://www.horse-news.net/2015/01/china-begins-mass-producing-inflatable.html[/url]
I really don't know what else I was expecting when I clicked on this thread, and I am still disgusted.
The fucking source Horse news. Jesus christ
Also what the fucks "source" is that, talk about a rabbit hole you don't want to go down
jesus christ no ty
I was about to ask who would order even one of these never mind order them in bulk, but then I remembered we really don't need to ask that
[QUOTE][IMG]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/--aXVlVM-wrQ/VLkk4q85xfI/AAAAAAAAFZo/Ub3zOt3KgHw/s1600/807800__rainbow%2Bdash_anthro_photo_suggestive_questionable_irl_socks_grin_wide%2Bhips_swimsuit.jpeg[/IMG][/QUOTE] just no
can't they get sued for using the likeness of a copyrighted character on a fucking sex doll
I fucking love its facial expression, holy shit
[QUOTE=GentlemanLexi;46979761]can't they get sued for using the likeness of a copyrighted character on a fucking sex doll[/QUOTE] It's China.
[QUOTE=GentlemanLexi;46979761]can't they get sued for using the likeness of a copyrighted character on a fucking sex doll[/QUOTE] What copyright laws, this is China we're talking about here.
I wish china wasnt a shithole. They used to be one of the most incredible countries but now its "the one that makes shitty rips of everything ever."
Imagine opening a friend's wardrobe to find 5'9" of inflated pony staring you back in the face.
Where is Joazzz when you need him? We could use some exterminatus...
Holy shit the comments on that site. :suicide: They actually seem seriously interested in it.
imagine being the child that makes these
Hahaha that shit looks a bit like vengeful spirit from dota2.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/azN9A6Q.png[/IMG] That's a "we're gonna make so much fucking money off this shit" face if I've ever seen one
Man this world is fucked.
[QUOTE=Aphtonites;46979818]That's a "we're gonna make so much fucking money off this shit" face if I've ever seen one[/QUOTE] Hell I wish I'd thought of it first, this is literally a gold mine, with all those weird people out there that would really want to buy these. These bastards are going to be [I]rolling[/I] in all that creepy creepy money.
I'm gonna buy one and use it as a Halloween decoration. Tape it to my front door to prevent people from knocking
What in gods fuck.
[QUOTE=jonu67;46979829]Hell I wish I'd thought of it first, this is literally a gold mine, with all those weird people out there that would really want to buy these. These bastards are going to be rolling in money.[/QUOTE] You still have a chance, just gotta buy em in bulk then sell to customers. 99 dollars per in bulk and you could probably sell them for $200 each or more, adjust for competition later and you could cash in on it.
[QUOTE=draugur;46979851]You still have a chance, just gotta buy em in bulk then sell to customers. 99 dollars per in bulk and you could probably sell them for $200 each or more, adjust for competition later and you could cash in on it.[/QUOTE] I'm usually not one for advocating scalping, but in this case I can make an exception. Not that I actually have the money to create a business empire based on scalping Pony sex dolls to sell to weird individuals, but you get the gist.
Urgh, what the fuck is this? They only do Rainbow Dash?
[QUOTE=J!NX;46979813]imagine being the child that makes these[/QUOTE] i don't know what's worse; the possibility of MLP sex doll sweatshops or the fact that we even know this thing exists because of a horse dedicated news source. now that's a rainbow colored double edged sword
[QUOTE=jonu67;46979878]I'm usually not one for advocating scalping, but in this case I can make an exception. Not that I actually have the money to create a business empire based on scalping Pony sex dolls to sell to weird individuals, but you get the gist.[/QUOTE] It's not really scalping when they only sell it in bulk, they need a middleman to sell it.
Christmas is coming early this year.
[QUOTE=NoobSauce;46979834]I'm gonna buy one and use it as a Halloween decoration. Tape it to my front door to prevent people from knocking[/QUOTE] damn it's like a next generation scarecrow that might actually deter a large number of people
[QUOTE=Kite_shugo;46979891]damn it's like a next gen scarecrow that might actually deter a large number of people[/QUOTE] But it attracts bronies, how are you gonna solve that? It's the age old problem of releasing snakes on your property to deal with rats, then releasing badgers to deal with snakes, etc.
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