Write a short story about the above user's avatar.
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Only a paragraph or two. Fictional as fuck. Let's do this. I'm going to pretend hezzy's police avatar is above me.
I awoke. My sense of sight was not with me. I couldn't see. I turned around and began to feel around with my BEARHANDS. I felt something squidgy and gross, and it dawned on me that a foreboding presence lay within my vicinity. I heard loud footsteps from outside what I'm assuming was a small room, and a yellow, armless fist broke through an iron door.
The door opened. A policeman of a statue similar to pacman was dancing around me like a mail-order stripper. I was terrified.
"You're nicked."
One day, geogzm saw an MLP fag. He said "Go die in a fire," and the MLP fag said, "What? I'm deaf." And so he wrote it out and put it on Facepunch because that was where he originally saw the MLP fag.
Don't ask how they were talking over Facepunch
A lion one day decided to act anonymous so he did.
Once upon a time FlubberNugget copied Mr.:v: and made him his avatar.
A fucking pringels shark was coming to the warehouse.
He ate the fagets, everywhere, killing everyone.
IT WAS A BIG DISASTER MAN, BIIG DISASTER!
One day an old man urinated on Bender, staining his shiny robot body.
One day, Scientists decided the shove a large dildo up a man's ass, and take a screenshot of his reaction.
This is the result.
One day Arnold Schwarzenegger found out he got his Spanish mistress pregnant and has has children that he never knew existed. So... everyone got all up his ass, and that was the face he made when he got fucked over by the state of California and his dub ass
edit: fuck ninja'd :ninja:
[QUOTE=kwk;30435408]One day, Scientists decided the shove a large dildo up a man's ass, and take a screenshot of his reaction.
This is the result.[/QUOTE]
Yep. This just about describes the above user's avatar in my case.
One day, McSkinny didn't play Mass Effect so he didn't know what to post...umm...dildos up ass
uhh... two fictional animals get their own tv show on cartoon network
Need some fresh avatars in here damnit.
One day Bison was running around naked (apart from his hat) and found a jar with a strange liquid in it. He drank it and turned invisible and that's why you can only see his hat
ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS THIS SCARY OLD HAT. THE HAT WAS SO SCARY THAT IF YOU LOOK AT IT THE GOST KILLED YOU. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT PERSON THAT LOOKED AT THE HAT IS YOU! AND YOU ARE ALSO THE GOST HAT THAT HAS TO KILL OTHER PEOPLE TO MAKE THEM GOST HATS!
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fuck you ninja
Once upon a time there was a sick dog, the end. That's all you get for ninjaing me.
One time there was a picture of an animal the end
HIS MASSIVE COCK SLOWLY ENTERED THE YOUNG CHILD'S VIRGIN ANUS...
and that's all I got
moustache
And then the pyro turned into a Chihuahua. The end.
One day an ordinary teenager arrived to 2015 and was shocked about the future.
see: any rocko's modern life episode
A facepunch user gets hard from pokemon
The user heard about Salty Peanuts fetish and was truly shocked.
this nigga gave me supermeatboy for drawing him a dick <3
Your avatar is smiling over the fun times we had in that thread. I still have that dick saved on my PC.
Once there was an ugly avatar, it was so ugly that everyone died.
The end.
"Suck it."
And that's what happened.
Some ugly drawn blue piece of shit was speeding down the road on what seems to be a skateboard..
He falls and breaks his neck.
I woke up to my dogs barking frantically at the door. I open and see the most terrifying goddamn lion/cat/thing I have ever seen.
Then I went back to browse Facepunch.
And then I was Pacman.
Applejack gets cut in half but doesn't really mind
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