For me, when I was 4, I used to think the human anatomy looked like this:
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/tgAaP.png[/IMG]
(Ignore the horrible body shape, it is the organs that count.)
Wow, ok well when I was a kid I thought all babys came out with a c section and would ask people to show me there scars
I thought that the toy company 'Marx' was communist
I thought babies came out of the ass.
The Bible :v:
Santa.
[sp]Just kidding, he's real.[/sp]
Wasn't there a thread JUST LIKE this one somewhere?
I guess i don't have any, i had a science encyclopedia so whenever i wondered about something or questioned something i'd consult it in a sort of religious way, IT KNEW EVERYTHING, twas a truly awesome book.
That chocolate milk came from brown cows.
Moon is totally made of cheese.
I'm telling you.
Tooth fairy
that when you turn the tap on, any water that goes down the drain that didn't get dirty and contaminated came back up and came through the tap again, if the water got dirty it would go to the sewers, and the house would give the tap new fresh water
that i can get laid
that when you had sex you just sat there and the sperm majically flew over to the girl and got her pregnant
Aliens were real.
I used to play a lot of Sonic, so I thought rolling into a ball and going down a hill would be fun.
I ended up with a broken leg.
God
The vagina was connected to the ass.
[QUOTE=TheJoker;33652518]Aliens were real.[/QUOTE]
I still believe this :tinfoil:
[QUOTE=Heatvision...;33653894]I still believe this :tinfoil:[/QUOTE]
Well, it is a statistical certainty.
that video games were based on real events
i spent my childhood at age 4 trying to double jump and wanted to grow up to be in the tournaments
That Purple Milk came from Purple Cows. You know, the Purple Cartons.
Those white cubes you can find scattered around farms and such. I thought they were large sugar cubes.
I thought you could gulp an entire bucket full of water like the clown did in the Dumbo VHS film.
Yes, I poured a bucket full of muddy water to my face when I was a kid. Happened in kindergarten.
That girls were born with penises but their penises fell off when they were about 1 or 2 months old.
all cars are rear wheel drive
[QUOTE=nimaratu;33654243]That Purple Milk came from Purple Cows. You know, the Purple Cartons.[/QUOTE]
Strawberry milk came from pink cows. Chocolate milk came from brown cows. White milk came from white cows. I used to believe that too up until I was 3 or somewhere around that.
All cheats on console games were found by randomly pressing buttons.
When riding in a car, the world was moving around me, instead of the car moving.
I thought that girls just had a giant, gaping, circular hole rather than a penis
I thought girls pee'd through their vaginas.
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