• Ask a summer camp counselor anything
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So I work at a day camp during the summer with fifth graders at a Jewish summer camp. It's a pretty cushy job, we don't get paid that much but it's fun and most of the people who work here aren't looking for money. While we are a Jewish camp we are pretty secular, lots of non-jews work here and aside from a 'service' (which is more like a song session and a story with a moral) and the fact that we say our special version of the jewish prayer for blessing food before we eat, it's pretty secular. So ask me anything.
Do you catch Boys in girl cabins alot?
[QUOTE=Austin2;30994695]Do you catch Boys in girl cabins alot?[/QUOTE] There aren't cabins, and the camp is co-ed. There are bunks though.
[QUOTE=neos300;30994713]There aren't cabins, and the camp is co-ed. There are bunks though.[/QUOTE] By co-ed you mean they're actually allowed to sleep in the same room?
Are you your self of the jewish religeon?
Hows the sex? (with kids)
[QUOTE=Dantai;30994778]By co-ed you mean they're actually allowed to sleep in the same room?[/QUOTE] [quote]So I work at a [b]day camp[/b][/quote] [editline]8th July 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Sir Spicy Buns;30994789]Are you your self of the jewish religeon?[/QUOTE] Yes. [editline]8th July 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=killover;30994798]Hows the sex? (with kids)[/QUOTE] I don't have any, but there seem to be a few guys who seem the pedo type.
have you ever snuck into one of the boys rooms and touched his face while gently caressing the tip of your penis with your hand?
Have you caught anyone doing something like kissing/causing trouble for you and the other counselors?
[quote]So I work at a day camp[/quote] Well you said bunks, so I got confused..
[QUOTE=The very best;30994845]have you ever snuck into one of the boys rooms and touched his face while gently caressing the tip of your penis with your hand?[/QUOTE] It's a day camp, and the rooms are co-ed, and no. [editline]8th July 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=DJswitch;30994876]Have you caught anyone doing something like kissing/causing trouble for you and the other counselors?[/QUOTE] Not really. A lot of the times when the kids are getting picked up the younger counselors will go and play cards in the rooms or whatever but nothing serious.
Do kids bring DSes?
[QUOTE=Dantai;30994885]Well you said bunks, so I got confused..[/QUOTE] The rooms we have are called bunks, the campers are separated into bunks, the bunks do everything together, and at the end of our first week we have a bunk decoration contest. [editline]8th July 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Austin2;30994932]Do kids bring DSes?[/QUOTE] Yes, and it's really annoying because that makes them not listen.
Did the jews really do wtc?
[QUOTE=ITokez;30995292]Did the jews really do wtc?[/QUOTE] I can say with 100% certainty we didn't.
Do you fap at camp?
Entire thread is pedo/sex questions
Do you wear those khaki short shorts?
Are you the counselor everyone hates, or are you a pretty chill guy?
Is there a cook at the camp who talks to a can of vegetables that is voiced by Jon Benjamin?
Any hazing rituals?
is there always those kids who "fall in love" at camp then cry like little faggots when it's time to go home? [editline]9th July 2011[/editline] one time in sixth grade i pissed myself at camp a bit because i was way too scared to go to the bathroom at night then the next day some cunt pointed it out and i was super emberassed :(
May I attend?
Whats the biggest faggoty kid you've ever had to deal with.
Marijuana.
Is there a gay counselor played by Michael Ian Black?
Why did OP leave :c
You sing at camp? So you're like Camp Rock?
How many children do you violate per day (on average)?
[QUOTE=Ninja Duck;30997267]Do you fap at camp?[/QUOTE] Nope. [editline]8th July 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=CabooseRvB;30997326]Do you wear those khaki short shorts?[/QUOTE] Nope, no dress code except wear white on friday. [editline]8th July 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Squarebob;30997387]Are you the counselor everyone hates, or are you a pretty chill guy?[/QUOTE] I'm pretty chill, all the campers love me. [editline]8th July 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=A big fat ass;30997397]Is there a cook at the camp who talks to a can of vegetables that is voiced by Jon Benjamin?[/QUOTE] We don't have cooks, all the campers bring their lunches, although us staff order from restaurants on thursdays. [editline]8th July 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=CabooseRvB;30997407]Any hazing rituals?[/QUOTE] No. [editline]8th July 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=TheChantzGuy;30997433]is there always those kids who "fall in love" at camp then cry like little faggots when it's time to go home? [editline]9th July 2011[/editline] one time in sixth grade i pissed myself at camp a bit because i was way too scared to go to the bathroom at night then the next day some cunt pointed it out and i was super emberassed :([/QUOTE] Yes, there are way too many of them. [editline]8th July 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=MeMassiveFag;30997453]May I attend?[/QUOTE] Depends. Where do you live and how old are you? [editline]8th July 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Aman VII;30997481]Whats the biggest faggoty kid you've ever had to deal with.[/QUOTE] One kid who thought he was my reincarnation and did what ever I did. Also never listened to a word I said. [editline]8th July 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Registered User;30997630]You sing at camp? So you're like Camp Rock?[/QUOTE] Haven't seen Camp Rock, but we do sing a lot. (Even though the kids hate it) [editline]8th July 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=chimitos;30997865]How many children do you violate per day (on average)?[/QUOTE] 0 [editline]8th July 2011[/editline] Breaking for dinner guys, keep the questions rolling I'll be back soon. [editline]8th July 2011[/editline] I'm back, sad that there are no new questions.
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