What is your fucking Dungeons and Dragons-character?
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[QUOTE]YOU THINK YOUR CHARACTER IS COOL? MY CHARACTER IS A FUCKING
HOT-HEADED HALF-ELF CLERIC FROM THE LOCAL TAVERN WHO FIGHTS FOR UNDEAD RIGHTS[/QUOTE]
[quote]I'M GOING TO ROLL THE STATS FOR A FUCKING
POSITIVE DWARF FIGHTER FROM A NOCTURNAL TOWN WHO IS CURSED TO SPEAK IN SENTENCES OF EXACTLY TEN WORDS[/quote]
[quote]CHECK THIS SHIT OUT, I'M GOING TO BE A FUCKING
SPITEFUL ELF DRUID FROM A WEALTHY VINEYARD WHO IS MANICALLY OBSESSED WITH ETIQUETTE
[/quote]
I think I'm going to use this website to create my next Skyrim character
PHILOSOPHICAL ELF WIZARD FROM A GNOME RUN ORPHANAGE WHO CAN'T SEEM TO HOLD THEIR LIQUOR
CURIOUS DWARF RANGER FROM A LARGE FAMILY WHO PREFERS TO FIGHT DRUNK
THAT SOUNDS FUCKING TERRIBLE
BIGOTED HUMAN MONK FROM FROM A CITY DEEP UNDER THE MOUNTAINS WHO IS PRETTY TIGHT FISTED WITH THEIR GOLD
IM VERY OKAY ABOUT THIS
[quote]I'M GOING TO ROLL THE STATS FOR A FUCKING
SOPHISTICATED DRAGONBORN SORCERER FROM A CITY THAT NEVER SLEPT WHO IS DOWNRIGHT RACIST TOWARDS LIVING SKELETONS[/quote]
...This actually describes one of my Skyrim characters.
I play a pacifistic half Breton half Imperial Priest of Arkay from Cyrodiil named Marcus who specializes in restoration magic and absolutely hates necromancy, undead being the only creatures he's willing to kill. So it's basically him but I've never seen him put so...crudely :v:
[quote]INSENSITIVE HALF-ELF WARLOCK FROM AN UNCHARTABLE ISLAND WHO CARRIES A CRYPTIC TREASURE MAP THEY WON IN A TAVERN BET[/quote]
I'll take it.
[quote]PEACEFUL GNOME DRUID FROM THE SMALLEST MOUNTAIN IN THE WORLD WHO DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF POLITENESS[/quote]
Sold.
[quote]CRASS DRAGONBORN RANGER FROM A CARNIVAL FREAK SHOW WHO DRUNKENLY SWORE A BLOOD OATH AND FORGOT WHAT FOR[/quote]
uh
[quote]unstable Elf Sorcerer from the iceberg sea who doesn't believe in hygiene[/quote]
[QUOTE]CHECK THIS SHIT OUT, I'M GOING TO BE A FUCKING
MACHIAVELLIAN HALF-ORC FIGHTER FROM A SMALL TOWN TAVERN WHO IS THE LAST OF AN ANCIENT BLOODLINE[/QUOTE]
[quote]
well-intentioned Dwarf Ranger from a plague ridden city who finds it impossible to speak to girls
[/quote]
sure that'll do
[quote]Check this shit out, I'm going to be a fucking
anxious Tiefling Monk from an illusory forest who is running from a marriage arranged by their parents
That doesn't make any fucking sense [/quote]
[QUOTE][B]philosophical Gnome Sorcerer from the salt flats who constantly places themselves in danger, just to prove a point[/B][/QUOTE]
So, an idiot.
[QUOTE][B]CHECK THIS SHIT OUT, I'M GOING TO BE A FUCKING
DEPRESSED ELF WARLOCK FROM A SECLUDED FOREST VILLAGE WHO HAS NO SENSE OF SMELL[/B]
THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE[/QUOTE]
Honestly, I'm not surprised the guys depressed, considering he lived in the middle-of-fucking-nowhere and can't smell for shit.
[quote]
You think your character is cool? My character is a fucking
dutiful Human Paladin from a small remote village who can't swim
That sounds fucking terrible [/quote]
[editline]13th January 2015[/editline]
[quote]Check this shit out, I'm going to be a fucking
gentle Human Bard from a quaint little village on a hill who is just trying to get by[/quote]
aw now that's sad...
[quote][B]YOU THINK YOUR CHARACTER IS COOL? MY CHARACTER IS A FUCKING
PLAYFUL TIEFLING FIGHTER FROM THE BADLANDS WHO WANTS TO BE FAMOUS, NO MATTER WHAT[/B]
THAT SOUNDS FUCKING TERRIBLE[/quote]
This sounds awfully familiar.
[quote]melodramatic Dragonborn Paladin from a large family who is afraid of fire[/quote]
[QUOTE]I'M GOING TO ROLL THE STATS FOR A FUCKING
BITCHY HALF-ORC MONK FROM A SMALL TOWN WHERE NOTHING EVER HAPPENED WHO WAS DISOWNED BY THEIR FAMILY[/QUOTE]
I can see why they are bitchy
[quote]CHECK THIS SHIT OUT, I'M GOING TO BE A FUCKING
DECISIVE ELF BARD FROM A PEACEFUL COASTAL TOWN WHO HAS BEEN EXILED TWICE UNDER DIFFERENT NAMES[/quote]
[QUOTE]BOSSY DRAGONBORN DRUID FROM BRIARWOOD CASTLE WHO IS AFRAID OF FIRE
[/QUOTE]
:v:
[quote]Check this shit out, I'm going to be a fucking brave Halfling Barbarian from an underground military stronghold who doesn't perceive gender[/quote]
[quote]YOU THINK YOUR CHARACTER IS COOL? MY CHARACTER IS A FUCKING
PARANOID DRAGONBORN RANGER FROM THE FOREST OF SADNESS WHO FIGHTS FOR UNDEAD RIGHTS[/quote]
Yes this is good.
[QUOTE]CHECK THIS SHIT OUT, I'M GOING TO BE A FUCKING
APATHETIC HALF-ELF FIGHTER FROM A POOR DAIRY FARM WHO DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF POLITENESS[/QUOTE]
"hey dude want to see a movie"
"eh i don't really care you stupid fucks"
[QUOTE]Brave Dragonborn Warlock from the wilderness who studied interior dungeon design[/QUOTE]
FUS ROOoooohhhh that curtain will look faaaaaaabulous in the prison room!
INCONSIDERATE GNOME ROGUE FROM A BUSTLING CITY WHO BELIEVES TREES CAN SPEAK TO THEM AND THEM ALONE
blunt Halfling Sorcerer from Thornwood who always refers to inanimate objects as 'shes'
I think I just rolled the Halfling version of Scottie.
[QUOTE]CHECK THIS SHIT OUT, I'M GOING TO BE A FUCKING
PROUD DRAGONBORN ROGUE FROM A MERCENARY COMPANY WHO ONLY SLEEPS WITH THE LIGHTS ON.[/QUOTE]
[quote]FLIRTATIOUS ELF RANGER FROM A HAUNTED FOREST WHO IS WRITING AN EPIC POEM ABOUT THE PARTY'S ADVENTURE.[/quote]
Okay?
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