Sweating like a rapist in court
Up and down like a whore's drawers
Sweating like a Geordie in a spelling test
Face like a bosted arsehole
Sweating like a pedo in a playground
Yeah good stuff.
Also I wonder why :dogout: doesn't work anymore.
As funny as a balloon
As gentle as a lamb As good as gold
As hairy as an ape
As happy as a clown
As happy as a lark
As happy as Larry
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This site isn't fantastic.
It's post your, not paste your
[QUOTE=garry;18313065]It's post your, not paste your[/QUOTE]
He slithers like a snake.
- Since when did you make fast thread threads?
Running like Eminem in the Bronx?
I don't get it?
[QUOTE=garry;18313065]It's post your, not paste your[/QUOTE]
That's not a Simile :cop:
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Also why'd you close my .gif request thread, garry?
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So how do you do this then?
As useless as a vacuum in the desert.
Ah, I suck at these.
(Pun not intended and crap.)
As slow as a woman in Kmart
As buggy as a new Microsoft OS
Pissing away the dollars like a 21 year old at open bar
As loose as a whore on new years
Flaming like a dickhead in the furry section
Banning like a 10 year old admin
As blue as windows 98
Swearing like a lagging 12 year old
Shittier than a badly made server
Stupid as a /b/tard
I'm bored, As a capped person.
I don't get what this thread is about :s
It's about similes.
It's about SIMILES :derp:
Damn got ninja'd with the exact post.
Had more cocks than KFC
Drier than a nun's cunt
sweating like a paedo in a crèche
Jumpy like a pervert in a swimming hall.
Lazy like a piker in the Mediteranean coast in summer.
Shitting like a new born baby
pissing like an old tramp
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moving around like a pikey
Slower than a tortoise on Mogadon.
Deader than a whore's eyes.
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As active as an ADD puppydog with a sugar rush.
[QUOTE=Zyx;18313116]I don't get it?[/QUOTE]
Did you ever have an English lesson?
Anyway...
Harder than nipples in a cold shower.
Sick as a dog.
Lucky as an Irish.
Am I doing it right?
She was like a dog that couldn't you look at you straight in the eye, except for the right eye which was just kind of weird.
As stretchy as goatse
Sweating like a priest in a playground (slight variation on yours garry).
Drunk as Björn-Pekka in Pajala.
As straight as Larry Craig
As exciting as posting in garry's thread.
So fat that beside him a mountain of lard looks like a tiny pat of butter.
Grinning as if jokerized.
As sweet as condensed milk, honey and syrup poured over a mountain of cotton candy.
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