• Similes
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Sweating like a rapist in court Up and down like a whore's drawers Sweating like a Geordie in a spelling test Face like a bosted arsehole Sweating like a pedo in a playground
Yeah good stuff. Also I wonder why :dogout: doesn't work anymore.
As funny as a balloon As gentle as a lamb As good as gold As hairy as an ape As happy as a clown As happy as a lark As happy as Larry [url]http://www.saidwhat.co.uk/spoon/similes.php[/url] This site isn't fantastic.
It's post your, not paste your
[QUOTE=garry;18313065]It's post your, not paste your[/QUOTE] He slithers like a snake. - Since when did you make fast thread threads?
Running like Eminem in the Bronx?
I don't get it?
[QUOTE=garry;18313065]It's post your, not paste your[/QUOTE] That's not a Simile :cop: [editline]10:49AM[/editline] Also why'd you close my .gif request thread, garry? [highlight](User was banned for this post ("This is post your, not ASK GARRY" - garry))[/highlight]
So how do you do this then?
As useless as a vacuum in the desert. Ah, I suck at these. (Pun not intended and crap.)
As slow as a woman in Kmart As buggy as a new Microsoft OS Pissing away the dollars like a 21 year old at open bar As loose as a whore on new years Flaming like a dickhead in the furry section Banning like a 10 year old admin As blue as windows 98 Swearing like a lagging 12 year old Shittier than a badly made server Stupid as a /b/tard I'm bored, As a capped person.
I don't get what this thread is about :s
It's about similes.
It's about SIMILES :derp: Damn got ninja'd with the exact post.
Had more cocks than KFC Drier than a nun's cunt
sweating like a paedo in a crèche
Jumpy like a pervert in a swimming hall. Lazy like a piker in the Mediteranean coast in summer.
Shitting like a new born baby
pissing like an old tramp [editline]12:35PM[/editline] moving around like a pikey
Slower than a tortoise on Mogadon. Deader than a whore's eyes. [editline]12:44PM[/editline] As active as an ADD puppydog with a sugar rush.
[QUOTE=Zyx;18313116]I don't get it?[/QUOTE] Did you ever have an English lesson? Anyway... Harder than nipples in a cold shower.
Sick as a dog.
Lucky as an Irish. Am I doing it right?
She was like a dog that couldn't you look at you straight in the eye, except for the right eye which was just kind of weird.
As stretchy as goatse
Sweating like a priest in a playground (slight variation on yours garry).
Drunk as Björn-Pekka in Pajala.
As straight as Larry Craig
As exciting as posting in garry's thread.
So fat that beside him a mountain of lard looks like a tiny pat of butter. Grinning as if jokerized. As sweet as condensed milk, honey and syrup poured over a mountain of cotton candy.
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