• 100 Pieces of advice
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Can you give me advice on how to bypass open dns on my parents wi-fi so I can finally jack off to porn again?
Why shouldn't you push someone off a dock? Like if they can't swim it's obvious, but is there some sort of like, myth or superstition or phrase why not?
101# Smoke weed erryday
Guys I was actually being serious...
do men have to wear a bra at work too it specifies this for everything else [editline]solid gold bras[/editline] what if your job was a stripper, do they have to wear them too
Is seriously no one going to answer my question?
[QUOTE=Tarcan;41645694]Is seriously no one going to answer my question?[/QUOTE] [url]https://www.torproject.org/projects/torbrowser.html.en[/url]
A lot of my friends should take #34 to heart. It's sad how many of them are going to potentially lose the opportunity for a job because that stuff is plastered all over Facebook. There are a few of those there that I wish I would've realized to be good advice a few years ago. I think I'd have gotten on a lot better in high school.
[QUOTE=gooooooooooogle;41645762][url]https://www.torproject.org/projects/torbrowser.html.en[/url][/QUOTE] NopeNopeNopeNopeNope
[QUOTE=Tarcan;41645894]NopeNopeNopeNopeNope[/QUOTE] why not?
[QUOTE=gooooooooooogle;41645897]why not?[/QUOTE] hurrr du tor = cheesy pizza obvs
Goooooooooooooogle is it your life's mission to rate everything I do dumb?
[QUOTE=Tarcan;41645912]Goooooooooooooogle is it your life's mission to rate everything I do dumb?[/QUOTE] It's mine too.
Woohoo! I've got followers!
[QUOTE=Tarcan;41645912]Goooooooooooooogle is it your life's mission to rate everything I do dumb?[/QUOTE] yes
[QUOTE]Never eat lunch at your desk if you can avoid it[/QUOTE] Dear whoever wrote this, Fuck you, I eat wherever I want.
man this is some lame advice half of this is common knowledge and the other half is fitting a completely idealistic cliche
It's illegal to lick doorknobs on other planets.
That is some pretty shitty fucking advice, I must say [QUOTE]There are plenty of ways to enter a pool. The stairs is not one of them.[/QUOTE] So going into a pool using the stairs is a bad idea, or what [QUOTE]Never cancel dinner plans by text message.[/QUOTE] Why the hell not, it's simple communication [QUOTE]Don't knock it 'til you try it.[/QUOTE] Auto-erotic asphyxiation too? [QUOTE]If a street performer makes you stop walking, you owe him a buck.[/QUOTE] I'll probably never see him again, so fuck it [QUOTE]Always use "we" when referring to your home team or your government.[/QUOTE] Why [QUOTE]DON'T underestimate free throws in a game of HORSE.[/QUOTE] What the fuck is "HORSE"? And why is "DON'T" capitalized? [QUOTE]You only get one chance to notice a new haircut.[/QUOTE] What if you see the person with the haircut more than once and notice it later, and why is someone's haircut relevant anyway [QUOTE]If you're staying more than one night, unpack.[/QUOTE] :downs: [QUOTE]Never park in front of a bar.[/QUOTE] Why, do you think some drunk is gonna steal my car? [QUOTE]Expect the seat in front of you to recline. Prepare accordingly.[/QUOTE] And I guess "Prepare accordingly" means, [I]slide your seat back[/I]? Well, I can go on and on, but this is some terrible advice
[QUOTE=dewd11;41645548]Why shouldn't you push someone off a dock? Like if they can't swim it's obvious, but is there some sort of like, myth or superstition or phrase why not?[/QUOTE] They probably have a phone in their pocket.
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