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Can you give me advice on how to bypass open dns on my parents wi-fi so I can finally jack off to porn again?
Why shouldn't you push someone off a dock? Like if they can't swim it's obvious, but is there some sort of like, myth or superstition or phrase why not?
101# Smoke weed erryday
Guys I was actually being serious...
do men have to wear a bra at work too
it specifies this for everything else
[editline]solid gold bras[/editline]
what if your job was a stripper, do they have to wear them too
Is seriously no one going to answer my question?
[QUOTE=Tarcan;41645694]Is seriously no one going to answer my question?[/QUOTE]
[url]https://www.torproject.org/projects/torbrowser.html.en[/url]
A lot of my friends should take #34 to heart. It's sad how many of them are going to potentially lose the opportunity for a job because that stuff is plastered all over Facebook.
There are a few of those there that I wish I would've realized to be good advice a few years ago. I think I'd have gotten on a lot better in high school.
[QUOTE=gooooooooooogle;41645897]why not?[/QUOTE]
hurrr du tor = cheesy pizza obvs
Goooooooooooooogle is it your life's mission to rate everything I do dumb?
[QUOTE=Tarcan;41645912]Goooooooooooooogle is it your life's mission to rate everything I do dumb?[/QUOTE]
It's mine too.
Woohoo! I've got followers!
[QUOTE=Tarcan;41645912]Goooooooooooooogle is it your life's mission to rate everything I do dumb?[/QUOTE]
yes
[QUOTE]Never eat lunch at your desk if you can avoid it[/QUOTE]
Dear whoever wrote this,
Fuck you, I eat wherever I want.
man this is some lame advice
half of this is common knowledge and the other half is fitting a completely idealistic cliche
It's illegal to lick doorknobs on other planets.
That is some pretty shitty fucking advice, I must say
[QUOTE]There are plenty of ways to enter a pool. The stairs is not one of them.[/QUOTE]
So going into a pool using the stairs is a bad idea, or what
[QUOTE]Never cancel dinner plans by text message.[/QUOTE]
Why the hell not, it's simple communication
[QUOTE]Don't knock it 'til you try it.[/QUOTE]
Auto-erotic asphyxiation too?
[QUOTE]If a street performer makes you stop walking, you owe him a buck.[/QUOTE]
I'll probably never see him again, so fuck it
[QUOTE]Always use "we" when referring to your home team or your government.[/QUOTE]
Why
[QUOTE]DON'T underestimate free throws in a game of HORSE.[/QUOTE]
What the fuck is "HORSE"? And why is "DON'T" capitalized?
[QUOTE]You only get one chance to notice a new haircut.[/QUOTE]
What if you see the person with the haircut more than once and notice it later, and why is someone's haircut relevant anyway
[QUOTE]If you're staying more than one night, unpack.[/QUOTE]
:downs:
[QUOTE]Never park in front of a bar.[/QUOTE]
Why, do you think some drunk is gonna steal my car?
[QUOTE]Expect the seat in front of you to recline. Prepare accordingly.[/QUOTE]
And I guess "Prepare accordingly" means, [I]slide your seat back[/I]?
Well, I can go on and on, but this is some terrible advice
[QUOTE=dewd11;41645548]Why shouldn't you push someone off a dock? Like if they can't swim it's obvious, but is there some sort of like, myth or superstition or phrase why not?[/QUOTE]
They probably have a phone in their pocket.
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