I got this email passed through my junk filter today. Pretty typical e-mail scam.
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Dear Friend ,
My name is Mrs. Indira Gandhi from New Vallabh Vidhyanagar , Gujarat , Indian Citizen base in United States of America .
I am 81 yrs old of age now but I am a very greedy woman with all cost I don't know much and care about people, since when I had last experiences of difficulty to sleep due to the Swine Flu Pandemic , my personal Doctor confirmed last two weeks , which can easily take off my life soon . I found it uneasy to survive myself , because a lot of investment cannot be run and manage by me again.
Am having slight fever and high temperature every time .
My late husband was a British Citizen , I am a good merchandant, I have several Industrial Companies United Kingdom ,few in USA then I have share in Reliance Netconnect Company in India and good share in various banks in the world and I have also a Fix Deposit with Bank of China located abroad " and I spend all my life on investment and corporate business .
Since I lost my husband and two beautiful kids in fatal accident that occur in 19th January 2009 and my prophet here in Texas gave me positive thinking on what to do with my money as my adviser and he ministered to me to share my properties , wealth , to motherless baby/ orphanage homes/ people that need money for survivor both student that need money / business men in India for their investment and for future rising so I am writing this letter to people who really need help from me to contact me urgently.
I can make available preparation on that especially women of the day in India , who are divorced by their husband , why they cannot survive the mist of feeding their self so let me know what you really need the money for and if you can assist in distributing the money to a nearest orphanages home within your town .
May you be blessed , as you reach me .
I will give more information to you as I await your response immediately.
Please feel free to write me back in this E-mail Address ( [EMAIL="mrs.indiragandhi81@rocketmail.com"]mrs.indiragandhi81@rocketmail.com[/EMAIL] ) for futher clearification.
Best Regards ,
Mrs. Indira Gandhi Response .[/quote]I've always wanted to fuck with one of these peoples' heads, but I'm not clever enough to come up with something on my own. So, dear Facepunch, any suggestions on what I should reply with? Looking forward to a good laugh.
Tell them that you forwarded their message to the FBI.
Send them your replies one word at a time.
Just.
Like.
This.
Per.
Message.
To.
Piss.
Them.
Off.
That doesn't piss them off, they just ignore you and move on.
[QUOTE=eXiv2;25635104]That doesn't piss them off, they just ignore you and move on.[/QUOTE]
Was I asking about your opinion?
Try acting like you fell for it.
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