I enjoy forum games maybe a little bit too much.
This one should be a good laugh though. Think of it like mad-libs, or perhaps like getting multiple blank white cards on the same turn in Cards Against Humanity.
One user posts a sentence with a few words/a few chunks of the sentence missing, with the missing words being indicated by blank spoiler tags. (You have to type something for the spoiler tags to show up. Put a period in there or something.)
The next user would then quote the above post, filling in the blanks with one or more words to complete whatever crazy scenario has been cooked up for them. Bonus points for creativity![B]*[/B]
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Here's the first sentence!
"How did I sneak into the enemy base undetected? It was easy. First it was simply a matter of running away from the[sp].[/sp], then all I had to do was [sp].[/sp]with my[sp].[/sp]."
"How did I sneak into the enemy base undetected? It was easy. First it was simply a matter of running away from the Dick monster . , then all I had to do was jerk it . with my . hands ."
You know that chick from earlier? Well I went to her house and she was [sp].[/sp], so I [sp].[/sp] to get her eased out, then I [sp].[/sp] before running away.
[QUOTE=DEMONSKUL;51043921]
You know that chick from earlier? Well I went to her house and she was [sp].[/sp], so I [sp].[/sp] to get her eased out, then I [sp].[/sp] before running away.[/QUOTE]
You know that chick from earlier? Well I went to her house and she was [sp]not there[/sp], so I [sp]asked her mom where she was. Her mom started telling me how Chewbacca, known affectionately to his friends as Chewie, was a male Wookiee warrior, smuggler, and resistance fighter who fought in the Clone Wars, the Galactic Civil War, and the conflict between the First Order and the Resistance. He hailed from the planet Kashyyyk and became a Wookiee military leader. During the Clone Wars, he was captured by Trandoshan slavers and held captive on Wasskah, but he worked with a fellow captive, Jedi Commander Ahsoka Tano, to escape. He later commanded Wookiee forces during the Battle of Kashyyyk alongside the Grand Army of the Republic, led by Jedi Master Yoda. During the battle, one of the last ones of the war, Yoda's clone troopers received Order 66 from Supreme Chancellor Palpatine and, with the help of Chewbacca, Yoda escaped Kashyyyk and the destruction of the Jedi Order. In the years that followed, during the rule of the Galactic Empire, Chewbacca became a smuggler and the co-pilot of Captain Han Solo aboard the Millennium Falcon. They worked in the employ of crime lord Jabba Desilijic Tiure until Solo was forced to dump a shipment of spice to avoid trouble with the Empire, at which point a bounty was placed on their heads. Soon thereafter, Chewbacca and Solo were hired by Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi to ferry him, Luke Skywalker, C-3PO, and R2-D2 to Alderaan on a mission vital to the survival of the Alliance to Restore the Republic. After finding Alderaan was destroyed, the group was brought aboard the Death Star, where they helped Princess Leia Organa escape from captivity and return to the Rebel base on Yavin 4. Though Chewbacca and Solo initially chose to leave Yavin 4 and not join the Rebellion, they ended up fighting in the Battle of Yavin and were instrumental in Skywalker's destruction of the Death Star, a major victory for the Rebellion. Throughout the war, Chewbacca and Solo fought the Empire in a number of engagements, including an assault on Cymoon 1 and the battle on Vrogas Vas. Along with Princess Organa and C-3PO, they escaped from Echo Base on the planet Hoth after the Empire tracked the Rebel Alliance there. The group sought refuge with Lando Calrissian, an old friend of Solo's, on Cloud City, but Calrissian betrayed them and turned them over to Darth Vader, the Emperor's chief enforcer, after his city was threatened. Solo was frozen in carbonite and Calrissian helped the others escape, but they were too late to save the frozen Solo from being taken by Boba Fett to Jabba the Hutt. Chewbacca and Calrissian set off to find Solo and located him in Jabba's Palace on Tatooine, where Chewbacca and his friends saved Solo and destroyed Jabba. Shortly thereafter, they fought in the Battle of Endor, where Chewbacca helped destroy the shield generator and allowed the Alliance Fleet to destroy the Death Star II. The Emperor was killed aboard the battle station, delivering a crippling blow to the Empire. After Endor and the rise of the New Republic, Chewbacca and Solo fought to liberate Kashyyyk from the Empire. When the war finally came to a close, Chewbacca returned home to Kashyyyk with his family. After Solo's son Ben, turned to the dark side and destroyed Skywalker's new generation of Jedi, Chewbacca reunited with his old friend and the two spent many years as smugglers once more. They lost the Millennium Falcon and ended up smuggling aboard a ship called the Eravana, but they eventually found the Falcon and, with it, stowaways named Rey, Finn, and the droid BB-8. The droid had part of a map that led to the exiled Luke Skywalker, so the group brought the map to the Resistance that opposed the First Order, which had risen from the ashes of the Galactic Empire. Chewbacca soon fought in the assault to destroy Starkiller Base, a devastating First Order superweapon, a conflict in which Solo lost his life at the hands of his son. After the base was destroyed, Chewbacca joined Rey in traveling to the planet Ahch-To, where she found Luke Skywalker. Then she told me her daughter didn't come home since yesterday and started sobbing. I gave her a glass of water[/sp] to ger her eased out, then I [sp]pet her dog[/sp] before running away.
Every night, [sp].[/sp] likes to [sp].[/sp] at least three dogs before having dinner with [sp].[/sp] family. The problem is... [sp].[/sp]. but it's okay since they're [sp].[/sp].
Every night, Macklemore likes to blow at least three dogs before having dinner with the Obama family. The problem is... They know everything. But it's okay since they're pretty tolerant.
Once upon a time there was a [sp].[/sp] in the [sp].[/sp], no one knew what to do... Except for [sp].[/sp]! However, he was [sp].[/sp] so the [sp].[/sp] had no choice but to [sp].[/sp].
Once upon a time there was a [sp]nuke[/sp] in the [sp]Iran[/sp], no one knew what to do... Except for [sp]Obama[/sp]! However, he was [sp]dealing with family business[/sp] so the [sp]Donald Trump[/sp] had no choice but to [sp]nuke them[/sp].
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
[sp]IT'S ME AUSTIN[/sp]
Read the rules of the game people
Never bring a [sp].[/sp] to a [sp].[/sp] fight.
[QUOTE=xeo xeo;51053035]Read the rules of the game people
Never bring a [sp].[/sp] to a [sp].[/sp] fight.[/QUOTE]
Never bring a rock to a pillow fight.
I struggled when I was [sp].[/sp], so I [sp].[/sp] to make it [sp].[/sp] for me.
I struggled when I was [sp]suffering from chronic migraines[/sp], so I [sp]operant conditioned myself[/sp] to make it [sp]arousing[/sp] for me.
Do you hate dealing with [sp].[/sp]? Then get [sp].[/sp]! Send those pesky [sp].[/sp] back to [sp].[/sp]!
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