• If you were a Superhero, what would you be called? and what powers would you have?
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I'd be Melonman, with the power to summon any form of melon at command.
I'd be bad thread exterminator. So I would be able to terminate bad threads like this one.
[QUOTE=ccg;30435206]I'd be bad thread exterminator. So I would be able to terminate bad threads like this one.[/QUOTE] :iceburn:
My name would be God and i would have the power of Creation
In Champions Online my character is called Black Metal Dave and his power is being sad and an axe
I don't know about a name but teleportation is an awesome power. [QUOTE=CoolCorky;30572048]In Champions Online my character is called Black Metal Dave and his power is being sad and an axe[/QUOTE] Is your fortress in a grim icy forest of eternal sorrow?
Similar to Batman, so that he wouldn't have any real super powers. Name would be "Doomsta" but I guess that would violate some copyright laws I don't know. He would have his own cave like the Batman, but in order to get there you would have to go through an abandoned building inhabited by dope fiends and the kinda lost-souls with broken crackpipes and needless all over the place with boarded windows, tags and gang-signs et cetera. He would fight crime obviously, but the catch is the superhero would be a criminal himself to an extent. Maybe he would be a drug-addict too, smoking something called "Special Herb" He would have no vehicle, and nothing too high-tech equipment, but instead he would have a shank as his primary weapon, and some wacky devices. And a mask of course. Maybe a cape too. He would fight all kinda high level violent meth-head gangstas and the kinda thugs. He would also have a friend, a crooked cop. But not an evil cop. [editline]20th June 2011[/editline] I'd make a good movie director I'm sure. :colbert:
I'd be called Vicarious and my power would be the ability to steal others powers.
[QUOTE=Nautsabes;30572973]I'd be called Vicarious and my power would be the ability to steal others powers.[/QUOTE] [img]http://startup2startup.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/sylar.jpg[/img]
Atomizer Ability to manipulate atoms [editline]g[/editline] So basically I have [B]every[/B] superpower
Ravager Infinite Sexual Stamina
Blackhole man. The ability to turn into a blackhole. :fuckyou:
Mr. Luck, and my power would to be an average fighter with tons of luck. Guy with a knife? He slips on water. Guy with a gun? Look, it jammed! Every situation would play in his favor.
I'd like to be like Dr. Manhattan My dick would look like a Gatorade bottle [editline]19th June 2011[/editline] [img]http://www.freshrus.com.au/upload_files/products/gatorade-blue-bolt2.jpg[/img]
I was on the Nelly Nut show and I had to talk about what super hero I would be and what powers and stuff. I said stupid powers and stuff so I'm not going to repeat them here.
THE FAPPER I am the worlds best sniper, I hide in the shadows all day and I can become invisible and follow people...:flashfap:
Meltman with the power to... melt
Incest Dad, with the power to have intercourse with my nonexistent daughter.
[QUOTE=Nautsabes;30572973]I'd be called Vicarious and my power would be the ability to steal others powers.[/QUOTE] Pretty shitty power if you're the only superhero.
[QUOTE=CabooseRvB;30573095]Ravager Infinite Sexual Stamina[/QUOTE] Too bad you have to have sexual encounters in order for the stamina to be useful
[QUOTE=Cookies;30576522]Too bad you have to have sexual encounters in order for the stamina to be useful[/QUOTE] :iceburn: I would be zing man, and I would have a witty remark in absolutely every situation possible.
Awakenman With the power of always been awaken (no need to sleep, never feel tired/sleepiness).
Immortal Man.
Formio. With the power to transform myself into anything i want, to carefully stop crime. I would be the potted plant in the corner. Or the whore inside your house. I could be your bodygaurd, your best friend, your father, [i]even your toast[/i]. Next time you have a burger, keep your eyes open, or otherwise you'll taste [B]Justice[/B]. [sp]Oh my god why did i type this jesus christ it's terrible.[/sp]
Lamp Man. I can turn lamps on and off.
Bugoff I can [b]ASK[/b] insects to leave me alone. [sp]They won't listen.[/sp]
I shall be Keyboard man Every press of the key would give the me a magical power. Such as the power to fly. I may only have one power at a time. Bad part is I'm bound to the keyboard. If anyone else types a button on the keyboard, I shall die. Destruction of the keyboard will result in all of humanity dying. Prolonged or withdrawal of the keyboard shall give you painful, torturing ailments. The keyboard is not physically bound so I'll have to carry it around. The keyboard is a sleek black, with no brand names or symbols. It has the basic alphabet numbers and space bar but that's it. No Ctrl, Alt, PgUp, Enter, Caps Lock, ect. It is made out of a material almost as strong as diamond, so destruction is almost impossible. It is wireless and has an infinite battery.
I dunno, uhhh... Arc Power would be to command electricity (pretty much infamous powers) Frying shit would be fun
Ratman I'd be like batman with guns only... not a bat. Nor a rat either. I dont know what I'd dress as. Something practical and taticool.
I don't know the name. But my ability would be invisiblity when no ones looking, or the ability to breathenwater, only above water.
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