Post a Yo Momma joke.
Eg:
Yo Momma is so fat, everytime she turns around, she gets a surprise-party
Yo Momma is like a submarine, she's full of seamen
I asked yo momma what was for dinner
She opened her legs and said "Crabs"
You're motherboard is so fat, she needs extra memory
Sorry thought title was Yo motherboard jokes :(
Yo momma is so dumb,
when she throws a rock to the floor she misses.
Yo momma so fat, when she goes to the cinema she sits next to everyone in the theatre
Yo momma's so fat she's like a Croatian politician. You feed her everything but she wants more!
Yo mama's so dumb she gets boxes
Yo momma so fat, when she go to Seaworld, they expect her to do tricks!
Yo mamma's so dumb she made you.
Came in, rated OP dumb for old shit, posted this smartass post, and left.
Your Mother is so fat she jumper in the air and got stuck.
:frogc00l:
Your mother is so poor, I saw her kicking a tin can down the street the other day and asked her what she was doing- to which she said "Moving to the park."
Yo momma is so fat that Obi wan said... That's no moon... That's YO MOMMA!
Yo momma has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Yo momma so fat, when she has sex with your dad is like throwing a sausage down a hallway
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Yo momma so fat, [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1032884-Wait-what-Women-Caught-Trying-to-Hide-Stolen-Goods-Under-Their-Fat-Rolls]she got caught stealing goods under her fat rolls[/url]
Yo momma so slut, she made you.
Yo mamma so fat, she looked up cheats for Wii Fit.
Your mother is such a belligerent imbecile, she forgot to get back in the fucking kitchen.
Yo mama is so fat she needed to get baptised at Seaworld
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class
yo mama so stuped she cant even spell
Yo mama so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a roll on deodorant.
Yo mama is so fat she can't fit through the door.
Yo mama so ugly that not even goldfish crackers smile back
Yo momma is so fat she can't fit this entire thread.
ITT: We're back in 2007
Yo momma so fat, she controls the tides when she travels.
You mama is so dumb she thinks that you mama jokes are still funny.
:frog:
Yo momma wanted something to fail, so she gave birth to you.
Yo mamma is so fat she walks in a restaurant, looks at the menu and says, ok
Yo mamma is so fat the earth orbits around her
Yo mamma is so fat when she was sunbading greenpeace tried to roll her back in the ocean
Yo mamma is so fat she fell of a boat and the captain yelled "land ahoy!'
Yo mamma is so fat when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house
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