Good drunken debate from a few nights ago.
The question: How many 5 year-olds could you take on at once?
The specifics:
- You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects.
- You start in the middle of the room, they start at random locations in the room.
- You are not allowed to touch a wall.
- When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out."
- I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy Americans.
- The kids receive one day of training from hand-to-hand combat experts who will train them specifically to team up to take down one adult. You will receive one hour of "counter-tactics" training.
- There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup.
- The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down.
I set my magic number at 30, but upon reflection, I think I could take on a few more. How many could you take on?
What's with all the child topics now, huh?
I say about 15. :downs:
Am I allowed to use limbs torn from the 5 year olds as weapons?
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If so, probably like 25 or 35.
[QUOTE=TrafficMan;15796066]Am I allowed to use limbs torn from the 5 year olds as weapons?
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If so, probably like 25 or 35.[/QUOTE]
Hm... Yes you are allowed to use the limbs of the 5 year-olds as weapons!
Can I to use my dick as a weapon? I would just kill everything in one swing.
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I would lose from the touching the wall thing.
Regardless, I'd say about 20-30.
I thought this was another CP thread.
I'd guess my number would be around 25ish.
Who the hell fights 5 year olds? Anyway, I would have to say 2, why? Because I'm a damn pussy! Thats why!
I'd unleash my inner beast with a thundering battle cry, defeat over 100 in 100 respectively different ways, then fly through the ceiling.
Then I'd wake up, because the first 4 had already tackled me down for the rest to curb stomp.
...I do like the idea of the battle cry.
Not many. I can barely take on my cat.
50. On the basis that I would use one and swing it and hit the others and that I am crazy enough to take down like 10 people who are 17-18.
Humm... Interesting, I would run around and gather them in to a big group and then rush right into the group and push over so many I could. Then I would grab the tallest kid and start swinging around with it. Throwing other kinds might be a good idea.
Maybe 30~50
I'd guess around 15. I'm a wimp.
At least 50 for sure. I'd pick one of them up by their legs and use them to smack the other ones in their heads in an attempt to crack their skulls.
I remember an older version of this thread with an online test. Dunno what it's called or where to find it though.
15 or so?
They'd probably mob me, but if it's one on one, that number will be much higher.
What sick man brings babies to fight?!
They're Gladiator babies
If they were gladiator babies I could only kill 10 or so.
Let's see... One for my... Oh shi- I mean... 25?
I would howl of terror and beat them up while they run in terror. How many health potions do I have?
Kick them in the head. Quite simple
[img]http://www.athletiquest.com/images/courts1c.jpg[/img]
So basically the walls are lava and you have to stay inside? That's not much space to work with now that I think about it!
Realistically, I'd say about fifteenish, maybe twenty. Just gotta give them a really good blow to their little heads to knock em' out, right? I'd be worried about them mobbing my legs with their little teeth and nails and obliterating my jewels more than anything.
Good thing I took Tae Kwon Do for five years and got a black belt! :smug:
Oh man. Imagine if they were well versed in the art of martials?
[img]http://hundredislands.ph/photos/2008taekwondo_4.jpg[/img]
:geno:
I was told we would be fighting men! I am amused by entire itsy-bitsy teeny team! I'm going to kill you and [I]kill[/I] you and [B]kill[/B] you!
UWEEE!! UWAAAAAAAAH! CRY SOME MORE!!
I could scare them off with my penor...
[QUOTE=MC3craze;15798133]I could scare them off with my penor...[/QUOTE]
I've tried that before on kids, they just punch it.
zero
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Are we able to choose the clothes we wear?
If so 50-60 is my magic number.
Else 30-40.
pretty many idk
[QUOTE=deadoon;15798507]Are we able to choose the clothes we wear?
If so 50-60 is my magic number.
Else 30-40.[/QUOTE]
Someone has an ego...
Christ they're like little monkeys and you're unarmed; they can easily swarm you.
How often do the children spawn? I mean, if 100 spawn at the corners, I'm fucked. If its 4 at a time, eh, I'll take a few down, 2 maybe 3. :( I don't like to hurt children.
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