Priest offers to get his anus measured to prove he's not gay
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[url]http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/15/andres-garcia-torres-spanish-priest-anus_n_900209.html[/url]
[QUOTE]quoteAndrés García Torres was "separated" from his Catholic parish after a photo surfaced of him shirtless with his arm around another man, and now the priest is offering to go to extreme measures to prove he's not gay, [URL="http://www.antena3.com/videos-online/noticias/sociedad/polemica-sacerdote-fuenlabrada_2011070800023.html"]according to a report from Spain's Antena 3[/URL]and [URL="http://www.elpais.com/articulo/sociedad/Manifestacion/frente/obispado/apoyo/cura/Fuenlabrada/elpepusoc/20110713elpepusoc_6/Tes?ST=1"][I]El Pais[/I][/URL].[B]"I have told them that they should do the test to measure my anus to see whether it is dilated,"[/B] [URL="http://www.antena3.com/videos-online/noticias/sociedad/polemica-sacerdote-fuenlabrada_2011070800023.html"]the priest says in the video[/URL], according to a HuffPost translation.
Torres, who's 46, was a priest in [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuenlabrada"]Fuenlabrada[/URL], a city about 15 miles south of Madrid.
[URL="http://www.antena3.com/videos-online/noticias/sociedad/polemica-sacerdote-fuenlabrada_2011070800023.html"]The reporter in the video says[/URL] that the church has removed Torres for "pastoral" reasons, although Torres says the church has evidence that says proves he's gay, including web postings of him soliciting himself to other men.
The photo in question, which you can see in the video below, shows Torres shirtless with a 28-year-old Cuban seminary student, [URL="http://www.elpais.com/articulo/sociedad/Peritaje/psiquiatrico/cura/acusado/ser/gay/elpepisoc/20110707elpepisoc_4/Tes"]according to [I]El Pais[/I][/URL].
"I have a normal friendship with this boy," Torres says in the video, according to a HuffPost translation. "There is nothing. This was the only day I’ve been with him. And we took a photo of ourselves with no shirts, and that is what started all this."
[URL="http://www.elpais.com/articulo/sociedad/Peritaje/psiquiatrico/cura/acusado/ser/gay/elpepisoc/20110707elpepisoc_4/Tes"][I]El Pais[/I] also reports[/URL] that the diocese has ordered Torres to get tested for HIV and to undergo psychiatric treatment.
Torres says in the video that he's going to go to appeal the decision to authorities in Rome. "What Rome decides, then that is what I'll accept."
[URL="http://www.elpais.com/articulo/sociedad/Manifestacion/frente/obispado/apoyo/cura/Fuenlabrada/elpepusoc/20110713elpepusoc_6/Tes"]According to El Pais[/URL], a letter of support for the priest has garnered over 3,000 signatures.[/QUOTE]
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que???
LOL. I cant believe this.
:wtc:
why haven't i heard of this yet
this is late
It's a trick because his anus wasn't the one that got penetrated.
Oh Spain... stop being so silly [img]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/emot-spain.gif[/img]
he's probably a giver
Maybe it was just two bros hanging out shirtless
it happens
Strangely enough I CAN'T picture a situation involving two heterosexual spanish men together that doesn't end in them removing their shirts.
Lucky for him, the [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_Inquisition]Spanish Inquisition[/url] is vanished... or else they'd tear him a new asshole
[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;31205351]Lucky for him, the [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_Inquisition]Spanish Inquisition[/url] is vanished... or else they'd tear him a new asshole[/QUOTE]
Nobody expects the spanish inquisition!
holy shit it's old Rowan Atkinson
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hehehe they should test his mouth and see what happens
[QUOTE=AluAlu;31205403]Nobody expects the spanish inquisition![/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Adbor;31205522]holy shit it's old Rowan Atkinson
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What? Where?
Since when have two men being shirtless = gay?
And they complain the left-wingers and the godless keeps making shit up.
[QUOTE=Fhux;31214773]What? Where?[/QUOTE]
right there in the picture he posted, pay attention
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[QUOTE=MrEndangered;31214816]Since when have two men being shirtless[/QUOTE]
two men being shirtless with their arms around each other is kind of homoerotic, unless there was some kind of beach accident and you're helping someone to their feet
That's sure to throw them off the trail. "I'm not gay, I'll prove it by offering to have my anus tested." That's the best test next to "I'm not gay, I'll prove it by sucking a dick and they'll know because I'll be really bad at it."
"Hey, by the way, someone found picture of you topless with another guy."
"I'M NOT GAY I'LL PROVE IT"
Wow, thats pretty gay.
I'm straight I tell you! Straight! Look at my gaping arsehole for proof!
implying all homosexual men have anal sex
[editline]19th July 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Zeke129;31214881]
two men being shirtless with their arms around each other is kind of homoerotic, unless there was some kind of beach accident and you're helping someone to their feet[/QUOTE]
or unless they're not in north america
That's clever, nobody would actually be willing to measure his anus and they'll just kinda be like WELL HE OFFERED SO HE MUST NOT BE HIDING ANYTHING, NO NEED TO ACTUALLY SHOVE A RULER UP HIS PROSTATE.
Yes, talking about your ass is the best way to prove you aren't gay.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;31214881]two men being shirtless with their arms around each other is kind of homoerotic, unless there was some kind of beach accident and you're helping someone to their feet[/QUOTE]
Maybe in the states, but this is continental Europe we're talking about. Not seeing two guys kiss means you've traveled too far and landed in India.
[QUOTE=MrEndangered;31215407]Maybe in the states, but this is continental Europe we're talking about. Not seeing two guys kiss means you've traveled too far and landed in India.[/QUOTE]
Sounds like a fun place to me.
uhhh....WHAT !?
I'm sure he'd like to have another man down there measuring and handling it :smug:
[QUOTE=Leaf Runner;31215522]I'm sure he'd like to have another man down there measuring and handling it :smug:[/QUOTE]
that made no sense
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