Unfortunately, he suffered an undesirable encounter with a werewolf.
Fortunately, the werewolf offered to drive him home afterwards.
unfortunately, he got in a car accident
fortunately, He realized werewolves don't exist
Unfortunately the werewolve was a furry
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Forunately, the guards where also nutters and released him to protect their Yam harvest from the evil dark monkeys from Jönköping!
Unfortunately,he was allergic to Yams
Fortunately he had a spare pair of rocket boots
unfortunately, the rocket boots were out of fuel, and he needed to acquire more.
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Unfortunately, the parachute was filled with holes.
Fortunatly he repaired it mid-fall
Unfortunately the ground was made of uranium and he got nuclear radiation poisoning.
Unfortunately, the parachute he grew from his back was broken and didn't opened
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holy shit 5x ninja'd
my internet connection sucks...
unFortunately, he was still being irradiated.
Unfortunately he landed in Nazi Germany.
Argh, ninja'd.
Fortunately all of the previous unfortunate seperate realities converged back into one and he won a free trip to Las Vegas
Fortunatly, he landed in a party with girls who look like there wearing clothes but they actually painted themselves. :D here's a pic of this:
[img]http://visualfunhouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/sexy_bikini_body_paint_optical_illusion.jpg[/img]
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[QUOTE=NateDude;20197426]Fortunatly, he landed in a party with girls who look like there wearing clothes but they actually painted themselves. :D here's a pic of this:
[IMG]http://visualfunhouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/sexy_bikini_body_paint_optical_illusion.jpg[/IMG]
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this is a dumb post
unfortunately they all had penises
Unfortunately the smell of all of their painted,rotting bodies summoned birds from all over the world to converge and feast on all of the flesh at the party.
Unfortunately, his house was full of zombies.
Unfortunately his trusty blade fell on the floor blade up and cut you in the foot.
Fortunately it was a prosthetic leg so he didn't stain his carpet.
Unfortunately it was a rather clumsy act and his parents were there.
Fortunstely they were zombies so they didn't care
Unfortunately they were going to eat his brains
Fortunately he already ate his brains
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