• post the shit you did/almost did while tired/zoning out/whatever
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one time i almost pissed in the fridge and put dispenser soap on my toothbrush
poured a pitcher of water all over my plate of spaghetti
There was this one time where I decided to stay up for a whole day, and during that I wanted to mod HL2. So I put the HL1 Glock onto the HL2 USP, and it ended up untextured, and unrigged, so, there was bullets everywhere from the the clip, and the gun was in pieces, I used to have a photo of it, but I deleted all of my screens from then. [editline]24th December 2014[/editline] There was also a time I almost put the milk where I put cereal and the cereal into the fridge. There was also a time where I put the bread into the fridge and the ham into the bread drawer.
Fell asleep
Every morning I get out of bed at around 6am, but don't actually wake up until about 8. So for those two hours my body is basically in autopilot and I end up doing some weird ass stuff. Like combing my hair with a tooth brush, putting butter in the microwave, giving the dogs cereal and pouring myself a bowl of dogfood. The list goes on. I once honestly tried to answer a ringing banana.
Put my socks in the bin
Microwaved corn for like, 5 minutes? All I know is the kitchen smelled like burnt corn for 3 days. Had no clue how tired/out of it I was but I would never do that unless I was zoned out as balls.
Sleep-walked into the shower and made my grandma think I was high on the mary jane Sleep-walked into the living room half naked and threw blankets at my mom's bf at the time Fainted in the bathroom and hit my head/neck on the tub and broke a fucking cabinet with my enormous body Fell asleep and snored loudly at a conference at work
So I was staying up one night to about 3 in the morning since I was determined to finished Virtue's Last Reward and since I was so close I thought I would be fine, but the last bit of the game went on for ages. I nearly fell asleep a bunch of times while reading (Visual Novel), the most memorable one was where I was reading and I was eyeing over the words, reading it and understanding each word, but my brain wasn't registering it, it instead registered a conversation between Rick and Carl from the walking dead. Then I realized "Hey this isn't what I am reading" Then I woke up a bit more after shaking my head and reread it. Good times. [editline]24th December 2014[/editline] Stayed up for 48 hours one time (Not by choice, I didn't feel tired and couldn't sleep.) and because of this I don't feel as much pain as I normally do. So at the hotel I was at my Mom dropped a bit of plastic and I stepped on it, if I wasn't tired I think I would be like "FUCK" but since I was up for around 30 hours I was like "Ow", felt like a prick. But it wasn't something as kind as that, what I stepped on was a thing I call a Plastic Thumbtack. We left the hotel and I was really tired and I managed to finally get some sleep, like lots of sleep, I was asleep for about 15 hours (Including in my bed at home). So about a quarter home, my Mom stopped by a gas station and had some lunch and bought me some hot chips, now these chips were hot. A normal person wouldn't keep eating while it was hot and would wait for it to cool down. But since I was so tired, my senses in my mouth wasn't active except for my taste buds, so I just shoved in hot pieces of chips while passing out now and then. Good times.
I slept in one of those bunk beds but without the bottom bed. I woke up and saw the ceiling light close to my face. Half-asleep me thought it was actually a plate, stuck to the ceiling because of a vacuum or something. Held it for like 5 minutes because I was afraid it was going to fall. Then I realized,became very dissapointed in myself and went back to sleep.
Friends and I stayed up all night dicking around in Gmod, only thing I have from that night that I remember is these screenshots: [T]http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/581280133957788633/3B458B0237E393F8B04C885581A9CD79A17E1C43/[/T] [T]http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/581280133957796894/35B42F051A1ABE8362E40955EA1FB55C2A1DD7BB/[/T]
I accidentally sat on my cat once. She no longer sleeps in that chair.
Spent a good five minutes laughing at a self checkout machine trying to pay. High as fuck
[img]http://www.brockaghltd.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Capri_Sun_Orange_4d62335909b001.jpg[/img] I put one of these in the microwave. Don't put one of these in the microwave.
there's been a couple of times where I needed to go take a leak and ended up walking to the pantry/fridge instead of the toilet. once I realized where I was, I was like "wtf this isnt the toilet" I've also almost put shaving cream on my toothbrush
[QUOTE=Noss;46786680][img]http://www.brockaghltd.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Capri_Sun_Orange_4d62335909b001.jpg[/img] I put one of these in the microwave. Don't put one of these in the microwave.[/QUOTE] By the sounds of it you also ate a toilet duck fresh disc,
While I was tripping balls on three bottles of cough syrup, I accidentally pushed the emergency call button in the elevator. I just stood there slurring "i pushed the wrong button" to the operator
[QUOTE=Elecbullet;46786766]While I was tripping balls on three bottles of cough syrup, I accidentally pushed the emergency call button in the elevator. I just stood there slurring "i pushed the wrong button" to the operator[/QUOTE] What is it with FP and cough syrup? Just buy some real drugs and stop wrecking your insides.
Cough syrup was the first drug I used after weed (and tiny bits of alcohol/tobacco). I regularly use LSD, 4-AcO-DMT, etc now. Dextromethorphan cough syrup isn't as bad as you'd think though. All ya gotta do is pick the stuff that's only got DXM as an active ingredient. Guaifenesin too? You'll probably puke. CPM? You might die. Acetaminophen you'll almost certainly die
Being tired as hell after one hard working day, i accidentally set my alarm clock at 8-30 pm instead of am and fell asleep. Couple of hours later the alarm woke me up, i took a shower and went to work. Was almost halfway there when i realized that something is terribly wrong.
[QUOTE=antianan;46787089]Being tired as hell after one hard working day, i accidentally set my alarm clock at 8-30 pm instead of am and fell asleep. Couple of hours later the alarm woke me up, i took a shower and went to work. Was almost halfway there when i realized that something is terribly wrong.[/QUOTE] I did this once. Napped and woke up at 8:45pm and I start work at 8:30am. Freaked out thinking I had overslept and was halfway dressed and calling my manager to tell her I was on my way when I realized what was actually happening. Also my wife was working overnights at this point and so I thought she hadn't made it home from her shift so I called her first and she didn't answer and I thought she got in a car wreck or something.
[QUOTE=antianan;46787089]Being tired as hell after one hard working day, i accidentally set my alarm clock at 8-30 pm instead of am and fell asleep. Couple of hours later the alarm woke me up, i took a shower and went to work. Was almost halfway there when i realized that something is terribly wrong.[/QUOTE] When I was like, in the 1st grade I believe, I randomly woke up at like, 7-10pm and got ready for school to find out I didn't even sleep for the whole day and school wasn't until tomorrow.
I was ill and had a sore throat so someone suggested to use and gargle with TCP antiseptic. I forgot to dilute it (I probably poured out 200ml/a cup to gargle with) and I could only taste TCP for the rest of the day.
I've passed out on the toilet a couple times. One of which I was very drunk and my family broke into the bathroom and put my pants back on for me and put me to bed. Needless to say I woke up wondering where the hell I was and how I time traveled to some sort of dark space ship. I then realized I was in my bunk bed and it was like 2am. I had passed out on the toilet around 5pm. I don't even think I was shitting either, I was just hanging out on the toilet and I guess I fell over and whacked my head on the tub. Another time I woke up in a phone booth late at night.
[QUOTE=Tarzy;46787274]I've passed out on the toilet a couple times. One of which I was very drunk and my family broke into the bathroom and put my pants back on for me and put me to bed. Needless to say I woke up wondering where the hell I was and how I time traveled to some sort of dark space ship. I then realized I was in my bunk bed and it was like 2am. I had passed out on the toilet around 5pm. I don't even think I was shitting either, I was just hanging out on the toilet and I guess I fell over and whacked my head on the tub. Another time I woke up in a phone booth late at night.[/QUOTE] With all due respect, drinking may not be a good choice for you.
[QUOTE=Dukov Traboski;46785950] I once honestly tried to answer a ringing banana.[/QUOTE] fucking pick up I think the worst thing I've done while exhausted is pass out at my desk.
Trying to grab a glass from the wrong cabinet, thoroughly confused where all the glassware has gone.
i drank bottle of cooking oil accidentally because it was in a coke bottle + didnt turn on the lights
Spilled milk all over my keyboard/floor. Ruined my keyboard and now I have to use this ancient one with raised keys, a backspace key that is only one key wide and an enter key that's colossal.
[QUOTE=HappyHead;46787877]i drank bottle of cooking oil accidentally[/QUOTE] Pfft, I did it on purpose once. I was sleep deprivated, but also really curious about how it tastes on it's own.
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