Come up with a strange superpower equal in value (for you) to the one in the above post.
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So here's how the game works: come up with a strange superpower that, in comparison to the one in the above post, you would have a hard time choosing which one you would rather have.
I'll start:
The superpower is that you can cut off a limb or body part on purpose and it will turn into an amount of whatever food you want, in whatever state you want (i. e. freshly cooked) and of whatever quality you want, with mass equal to the mass of the body part you cut off. The food can't contain any precious metals (gold, silver or platinum) so no making "edible" gold leaf. The body part will then grow back in around 10 seconds. This will only work if YOU cut the body part off, so it doesn't function at a regeneration ability. You won't make a mess or get blood on anything, but it will hurt as much as if you were to cut that body part off without the superpower. However, you can mitigate that with painkillers or by numbing the body part first, and it won't affect the quality of the food. The pain will also stop as soon as the regeneration is complete.
The same thing, but the body part you chop off turns into pure diamond but you can only do it once and it can't regenerate (but people don't know that it doesn't regenerate so some smartass might cut off their lower torso and die but hey whoever finds body gets to keep the diamond lower half.)
A diamond leg can buy a lifetime of food and more but you can't start your own infinite food business!
The ability to lock in a download's B/s, whether it's 10 MB/s or 100 GB/s, if you reach a figure you like you can keep it at that speed until it's done. No more "10 minutes remaining, no wait 50 minutes remaining.." and no more downloads cutting out.
Growing $100 bills for hair :v:.
Being the doctor dolittle of manti.
You can summon (and partially control) a horde of cockroaches that you can use to perform mundane tasks. However, they don't disappear after you summon them, so you have to remove them the old fashioned way.
Having a power to get a foot-long erection whenever you desire, but it doesn't go away for an hour.
Gain the ability to fly north. Only north.
Gain the ability to make people's hair grow into their body instead of out
Stain removal eye beam
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