[quote]NEW YORK -- Andre Agassi's upcoming autobiography contains an admission he used crystal meth in 1997 and failed a drug test -- a result thrown out after he lied by saying he "unwittingly" took the substance.
According to an excerpt of the autobiography "Open" published Wednesday in The Times of London, the eight-time Grand Slam champion writes that he sent a letter to the ATP tour to explain the positive test, saying he accidentally drank from a soda spiked with meth by his assistant "Slim."
"Then I come to the central lie of the letter," Agassi writes. "I say that recently I drank accidentally from one of Slim's spiked sodas, unwittingly ingesting his drugs. I ask for understanding and leniency and hastily sign it: Sincerely.
"I feel ashamed, of course. I promise myself that this lie is the end of it."
Agassi said the ATP reviewed the case, accepted his explanation and threw it out. The tour responded with a statement, noting an independent panel makes the final decision on a doping violation.
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agassi was my favorite tennis player just saying
oh and i didnt mean to put cocaine thought i saw it somewhere
[b]I am the King of Space[/b]
[quote]...saying he accidentally drank from a soda spiked with meth by his assistant "Slim." [/quote]
I wonder what gave it away as a lie.
Cocaine isn't crystal meth.
Wait, nevermind, it's a shibbywalk alt. That's on purpose.
[QUOTE=Splurgy;18069382]He lied to ATP? But what molecule will he use to carry energy now? :saddowns:[/QUOTE]
That's what I thought of, too.
He lied to ATP? But what molecule will he use to carry energy now? :saddowns:
So his assistant "Slim" invented Crystal Pepsi? Cool.
[QUOTE=Splurgy;18069382]He lied to ATP? But what molecule will he use to carry energy now? :saddowns:[/QUOTE]
Bitch gonna get stuck with glucose.
[QUOTE=Chompster;18069347]Cocaine isn't crystal meth.
Wait, nevermind, it's a shibbywalk alt. That's on purpose.
That's what I thought of, too.[/QUOTE]
no it wasnt i thought i saw cocaine somewhere
Crystal Drain-O is the fucking shit man
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Nah Just kidding, but yeah cocaine is not crystal meth.
[QUOTE=Yahnich;18070079]Anaerobic breathing, REPRESENT
[editline]12:52AM[/editline]
ITT: Biology jokes[/QUOTE]
Oh god hilarious biology jokes
I remember 10th grade, miss those days
No I didn't.
he was on meth, not coke.
[QUOTE=CunningHam;18109560]At least he'll always have ADP.
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Or at least NADP+[/QUOTE]
Holy shit, bitch be photosynthesisin'
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