• Andre Agassi admits to cocaine use, lied to ATP
    16 replies, posted
[quote]NEW YORK -- Andre Agassi's upcoming autobiography contains an admission he used crystal meth in 1997 and failed a drug test -- a result thrown out after he lied by saying he "unwittingly" took the substance. According to an excerpt of the autobiography "Open" published Wednesday in The Times of London, the eight-time Grand Slam champion writes that he sent a letter to the ATP tour to explain the positive test, saying he accidentally drank from a soda spiked with meth by his assistant "Slim." "Then I come to the central lie of the letter," Agassi writes. "I say that recently I drank accidentally from one of Slim's spiked sodas, unwittingly ingesting his drugs. I ask for understanding and leniency and hastily sign it: Sincerely. "I feel ashamed, of course. I promise myself that this lie is the end of it." Agassi said the ATP reviewed the case, accepted his explanation and threw it out. The tour responded with a statement, noting an independent panel makes the final decision on a doping violation. [/quote] [url]http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/tennis/news/story?id=4600027[/url] agassi was my favorite tennis player just saying oh and i didnt mean to put cocaine thought i saw it somewhere
[b]I am the King of Space[/b]
[quote]...saying he accidentally drank from a soda spiked with meth by his assistant "Slim." [/quote] I wonder what gave it away as a lie.
Cocaine isn't crystal meth. Wait, nevermind, it's a shibbywalk alt. That's on purpose. [QUOTE=Splurgy;18069382]He lied to ATP? But what molecule will he use to carry energy now? :saddowns:[/QUOTE] That's what I thought of, too.
He lied to ATP? But what molecule will he use to carry energy now? :saddowns:
So his assistant "Slim" invented Crystal Pepsi? Cool.
[QUOTE=Splurgy;18069382]He lied to ATP? But what molecule will he use to carry energy now? :saddowns:[/QUOTE] Bitch gonna get stuck with glucose.
[QUOTE=Chompster;18069347]Cocaine isn't crystal meth. Wait, nevermind, it's a shibbywalk alt. That's on purpose. That's what I thought of, too.[/QUOTE] no it wasnt i thought i saw cocaine somewhere
Crystal Drain-O is the fucking shit man [editline]03:50AM[/editline] Nah Just kidding, but yeah cocaine is not crystal meth.
[QUOTE=Yahnich;18070079]Anaerobic breathing, REPRESENT [editline]12:52AM[/editline] ITT: Biology jokes[/QUOTE] Oh god hilarious biology jokes I remember 10th grade, miss those days
No I didn't.
he was on meth, not coke.
[QUOTE=CunningHam;18109560]At least he'll always have ADP. [editline]07:31AM[/editline] Or at least NADP+[/QUOTE] Holy shit, bitch be photosynthesisin'
Sorry, you need to Log In to post a reply to this thread.