• Couple having sex in church tower interrupts Mass
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A German police officer is facing termination after he was caught having noisy sex with his girlfriend in a church tower above a packed congregation attending New Year’s Day Mass. [url]http://blogs.app.com/saywhat/2010/01/04/couple-having-sex-in-church-tower-interrupts-mass/[/url] Oh God!
What a way to start a new year.
Didn't some other couple already do this in Australia?
[quote]faces charges of disturbing a place of worship.[/quote] Why is this a crime
Say what?
"And Jesus said-" "HARDER, HARDER, HARDER, YES!" :roflolmao:
I guess they were role playing Adam and Eve for the church.
Hope he made an offering!
Pics?
[QUOTE=werner;19428626]Pics?[/QUOTE] [media]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3282/2515880317_b7a1231d56_b.jpg[/media]
:| What made them think that a packed church was the most ideal place to have sex?
[QUOTE=Pascall;19428678]:| What made them think that a packed church was the most ideal place to have sex?[/QUOTE] same reason i want to have sex with you in a packed church lol im sorry that was just plain perverted
[QUOTE=hogstr;19428500]A German police [B]office[/B] is facing termination after he was caught having noisy sex with his girlfriend in a church tower above a packed congregation attending New Year’s Day Mass. [url]http://blogs.app.com/saywhat/2010/01/04/couple-having-sex-in-church-tower-interrupts-mass/[/url] Oh God![/QUOTE] That filthy police office! [sp]@ BS raters: You guys suck at reading, don't you?[/sp]
[b][highlight]Oh god fuck me! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCK ME![/highlight][/b]
And jesus said take my flesh
[QUOTE=Pascall;19428678]:| What made them think that a packed church was the most ideal place to have sex?[/QUOTE] Pssst... Maybe they were exhibitionists :v:
[QUOTE=tankkiller;19428562]Didn't some other couple already do this in Australia?[/QUOTE] Must be a cult following. You know how catchy those are. They said Scientology wouldn't last, but oh ho! Look at them now!
[QUOTE=Pascall;19428678]:| What made them think that a packed church was the most ideal place to have sex?[/QUOTE] Reports say the officer and his girlfriend were “overcome with lust” and were unaware that a Mass was about to start when they ducked into the church to have sex.
[QUOTE=tankkiller;19428562]Didn't some other couple already do this in [b]Austria?[/b][/QUOTE] Fixed that for ya chief.
Time to start the new year with a bang!
I bet the cop was hearing bells ringing.
[QUOTE=BANNED USER;19431940]I bet the cop was hearing bells ringing.[/QUOTE] How much would you bet?
[QUOTE=hogstr;19428500]A German police office[/QUOTE] Rule 34
Now that's what I call Holy Communion.
Hope for their sake it was post-marital sex. Uh oh, apparently not :saddowns: They'll go straight to hayl!
I hope she was ready for[i]a second coming.[/i]
[QUOTE=Ryzo;19428585]"And Jesus said-" "HARDER, HARDER, HARDER, YES!" :roflolmao:[/QUOTE] "And God said-" "OH JESUS YES I'M CUMMING"
This would be a whole lot funnier if it was gay unmarried sex
So what? It's only a church, and they were disturbing a load of God botherers. It's the public sex that is the main problem to me. Cut his knob off.
[img]http://www.phuckpolitics.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/jesus_fucking_christ.jpg[/img] Relevant.
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