A German police officer is facing termination after he was caught having noisy sex with his girlfriend in a church tower above a packed congregation attending New Year’s Day Mass.
[url]http://blogs.app.com/saywhat/2010/01/04/couple-having-sex-in-church-tower-interrupts-mass/[/url]
Oh God!
What a way to start a new year.
Didn't some other couple already do this in Australia?
[quote]faces charges of disturbing a place of worship.[/quote]
Why is this a crime
Say what?
"And Jesus said-" "HARDER, HARDER, HARDER, YES!"
:roflolmao:
I guess they were role playing Adam and Eve for the church.
:| What made them think that a packed church was the most ideal place to have sex?
[QUOTE=Pascall;19428678]:| What made them think that a packed church was the most ideal place to have sex?[/QUOTE]
same reason i want to have sex with you in a packed church lol im sorry that was just plain perverted
[QUOTE=hogstr;19428500]A German police [B]office[/B] is facing termination after he was caught having noisy sex with his girlfriend in a church tower above a packed congregation attending New Year’s Day Mass.
[url]http://blogs.app.com/saywhat/2010/01/04/couple-having-sex-in-church-tower-interrupts-mass/[/url]
Oh God![/QUOTE]
That filthy police office!
[sp]@ BS raters: You guys suck at reading, don't you?[/sp]
[b][highlight]Oh god fuck me! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCK ME![/highlight][/b]
And jesus said take my flesh
[QUOTE=Pascall;19428678]:| What made them think that a packed church was the most ideal place to have sex?[/QUOTE]
Pssst...
Maybe they were exhibitionists :v:
[QUOTE=tankkiller;19428562]Didn't some other couple already do this in Australia?[/QUOTE]
Must be a cult following. You know how catchy those are. They said Scientology wouldn't last, but oh ho! Look at them now!
[QUOTE=Pascall;19428678]:| What made them think that a packed church was the most ideal place to have sex?[/QUOTE]
Reports say the officer and his girlfriend were “overcome with lust” and were unaware that a Mass was about to start when they ducked into the church to have sex.
[QUOTE=tankkiller;19428562]Didn't some other couple already do this in [b]Austria?[/b][/QUOTE]
Fixed that for ya chief.
Time to start the new year with a bang!
I bet the cop was hearing bells ringing.
[QUOTE=BANNED USER;19431940]I bet the cop was hearing bells ringing.[/QUOTE]
How much would you bet?
[QUOTE=hogstr;19428500]A German police office[/QUOTE]
Rule 34
Now that's what I call Holy Communion.
Hope for their sake it was post-marital sex.
Uh oh, apparently not :saddowns:
They'll go straight to hayl!
I hope she was ready for[i]a second coming.[/i]
[QUOTE=Ryzo;19428585]"And Jesus said-" "HARDER, HARDER, HARDER, YES!"
:roflolmao:[/QUOTE]
"And God said-" "OH JESUS YES I'M CUMMING"
This would be a whole lot funnier if it was gay unmarried sex
So what? It's only a church, and they were disturbing a load of God botherers.
It's the public sex that is the main problem to me. Cut his knob off.