If someone broke into your home, What would you do?
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Id grab my shotgun. Point it at the mother fucker and say "Get the fuck off my property if you want to live to see another day"
What would you do?
Very hollywood, OP. I'd probably ask them to leave, and if they didn't I'd grab something heavy and whack them.
Probably shit myself and cry
Then die
Grab the bowling pin from my Dad's bedside table and attempt to attack them.
I say attempt because it probably wouldn't work.
relentlessly fuck them
[QUOTE=DJSergei;29519602]relentlessly fuck them[/QUOTE]
What if they were ugly?
[QUOTE=archangel125;29519612]What if they were ugly?[/QUOTE]
i know no limits
grab my rifle that's always in arm's reach from my bed and shoot him/her.
Get my key, run outside and lock all the doors. Then I would proceed to burn my home down to ensure the burglar doesn't leave with any valuables.
I have a replica revolver that'd trick them providing it was dark
If I could sneak up on them I would dig my machete into their back and tell them to stay absolutely still as I called the police, otherwise I would charge at them with my machete, threatening them and telling them to get out of my house. My house is small and has tons of led clocks and the like so it's illuminated enough to see if someone's friend or foe and if they're armed ect. If I could I would herd him/her/them into my bathroom so I could easily hold them until the police arrived.
[QUOTE=Corndog Ninja;29522943][img_thumb]http://www.transformer-ivan.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/table_shield.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Fucking amazing. I want one of those.
Not because I'm worried my home will be broken into, but just 'cause I want to run around brandishing that shield and club like a total retard whenever the urge takes me.
Bear mace.
I have a machete I would grab and threaten them with, I would tell them to lie down on their stomach with their hands on their head, then I would call the cops, if they resisted I would hack them to peices.
I would start pissing everywhere to scare them off
[QUOTE=JesterUK;29519559]Grab the bowling pin from my Dad's bedside table and attempt to attack them.
I say attempt because it probably wouldn't work.[/QUOTE]
It worked for Daniel Plainview.
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Tr as calmly as possible t unlock the safe holding my gun, but fumbling the key because I'm scared
After 5 minutes I hear a crash and finally open the safe, pulling out the handgun carefully and loading it. I would walk down the hall in search of the trespasser and point the gun at him, my hands shaking and heart pumping madly.
I would tell him, in a stutter, with fear in my voice, "Get off my property."
I would then tell him to drop his weapons *if he has one* and take it from him and call the police.
Either that or accidentally shoot him from my slippery, unsteady hands.
I have a .22 rifle and 300+ rounds of hollow-point, lets do this
[QUOTE=ewitwins;29524006]I have a .22 rifle and 300+ rounds of hollow-point, lets do this[/QUOTE]
Use all 300 rounds for giggles
Beat them to death with the live tesla coil that sits on my desk.
I'll give him a deepthroat.
I'd like to think I would just shoot whoever was breaking in, but I won't know until someone actually does. Most people believe they would be all brave and heroic but unless you've been in this kind of situation you're not going to know how you'd react.
[QUOTE=Proj3ct_ZeRo;29523058]I have a machete I would grab and threaten them with, I would tell them to lie down on their stomach with their hands on their head, then I would call the cops, if they resisted I would hack them to peices.[/QUOTE]
they could have a knife taped under their shirt close to where you told them to place their hands..you should tell them to place their arms out with their palms facing up.
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