There is no way that method is more Efficient, and more hygienic.
Sitting down all the way:class:.
[B]Tell me your side?[/B]
What is with all the threads on pooping these days?
Anyway, probably because it's more comfortable than reaching down to do it.
You must lift your ass off the seat somewhat? How would you reach your hand underneath otherwise?
Well, you see, when I wipe the glass windows, there are just some places up too high for me to reach when I'm sitting down. In order to fix this, I would get up and balance myself on my feet, and all of a sudden, the high parts of the window are now easier for me to reach and clean.
That is why the whole windows are transparent and clear rather than just the bottom half of it.
It's easier as it gives more room to clean.
Theres an uncomfortable influx of weird threads this week.
[QUOTE=PsycheClops;51885148]Well, you see, when I wipe the glass windows, there are just some places up too high for me to reach when I'm sitting down.[/QUOTE]
Thats it, thats the one.:dogsleep::hurr:
[QUOTE=AaronM202;51885155]Theres an uncomfortable influx of weird threads this week.[/QUOTE]
Garry's doing secret research on the shitting habits of FP. :tinfoil:
What is the fascination with poop lately?
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;51885169]What is the fascination with poop lately?[/QUOTE]
Reserch into VR so we can live inside HalfLife [B]3[/B]?!!!:vrreact:
if u never sit down u never have to stand up
It's not just standing up, it's using the mirror to wipe better.
I stand up because I am uncomfortable with putting my hand so close to my turds.
[QUOTE=shrinkme;51885254]It's not just standing up, it's using the mirror to wipe better.[/QUOTE]
what
Uh its obviously so you can wipe backwards so you dont get shit in your pubes??
You some kinda fuckin shit-balled savage or something?
If you don't lie down to wipe then shut the fuck out
because we live in the 21st century and we use one of these before wiping
[img_thumb]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-OHhpGCuO_Es/VizF_xOs7wI/AAAAAAAAAqI/Cywhae1bKLM/s1600/193_P_1368600166099.jpg[/img_thumb]
i wipe left to right
you figure out how that works, i know i did
I dunno,I wipe sitting down.
Call me a disgusting piece of shit but I never had problems doing that.
[QUOTE=SamPerson123;51885293]I stand up because I am uncomfortable with putting my hand so close to my turds.[/QUOTE]
you're literally wiping shit either way mate
[editline]28th February 2017[/editline]
How do you spread you butt cheeks while standing? When you're sitting you just keep them open with your weight, pressing your slightly apart cheeks against the seat so they stay spreaded and you can get to work down there using toilet paper or your bare hands if you're a fucking heathen. That's why wet shits are so unpleasant, because theres no friction and you can't do this
I grab my left butt cheek with my left hand and stretch it and wipe with the right hand. You can't be more efficient.
[editline]28th February 2017[/editline]
[QUOTE=The_J_Hat;51885145]What is with all the threads on pooping these days?[/QUOTE]
i bet this sections icon is a source of inspiration
[QUOTE=The_J_Hat;51885145]What is with all the threads on pooping these days?[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/o6GYAVb.png[/img]
[editline]28th February 2017[/editline]
did not realize I was beaten to it :s:
;) your post was more visual though
i used to wipe standing, but then I realised i was f______ doing it wrong
so then i sat the f___ down and my a__ never felt cleaner
Because my hand is too long and if I don't stand, I'll end up dunking it by accident.
There isn't enough room on a toilet seat to wipe sat down on it. Unless you want to perch on the edge but that's probably not comfortable.
It's easier to just stand up and wipe
Do adamant standers have tiny toilets or something? Just scoot forward a bit, standing up closes your anus and prevents the best coverage.
i lie down like this
[img]http://i.imgur.com/opwBRqD.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Raptortheawesome;51889936]i lie down like this
[img]http://i.imgur.com/opwBRqD.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
[IMG]https://i.gyazo.com/f9800258d9d52874daaf4d351e7e2866.png[/IMG]
Alright everyone in this thread is ignoring the obvious issue:
[b] Different countries have different toilets. [/b]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/dEeUVtH.png[/img]
Many Americans stand up to wipe because their toilets are fucking awful.
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