I have a very sharp and pointy tooth, it's shredding my tongue.
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So I have a very sharp and pointy tooth on my bottom teeth row, just in the corner. When I place my tongue down, it hurts like fuck. Sometimes it bleeds, I have to swallow the blood with my water. Tastes shit.
So what do I do? How do I get rid of this tooth? Or make it dull?
Get somebody to curbstomp you.
Doesn't hurt.
Vampire you are...
and only way to get rid of a vampire is to push it out in the sunlight...
and since most Facepunches is basement dwellers... then its most likely that you are actually a basement dweller and havent been out in the sun.
wich can confirm that you are a vampire
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Scientists confirm my theory
Use one of these:
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They work like a charm.
Go to the dentist.
[QUOTE=Shellman Deluxe;26136095]Vampire you are...
and only way to get rid of a vampire is to push it out in the sunlight...
and since most Facepunches is basement dwellers... then its most likely that you are actually a basement dweller and havent been out in the sun.
wich can confirm that you are a vampire
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Scientists confirm my theory[/QUOTE]
he is not a vampire
he only has a sharp tooth at the bottom part
i have 2 sharp teeth at the bottom part and the upper part :smug:
both in the the same position
[QUOTE=Matrix374;26136597]he is not a vampire
he only has a sharp tooth at the bottom part
i have 2 sharp teeth at the bottom part and the upper part :smug:
both in the the same position[/QUOTE]
completely normal, i think everyone has those.
mine are kinda sharp too, but not that sharp my tongue will go bleeding.
[QUOTE=Str4fe;26137153]completely normal, i think everyone has those.
mine are kinda sharp too, but not that sharp my tongue will go bleeding.[/QUOTE]
not [i]everyone[/i]
i've seen a lot of teeth and none have my kind of teeth
[QUOTE=Crimson_Bomb;26136247]Go to the dentist.[/QUOTE]
This. Any attempts to dull it yourself will ultimately fail. You'll mess with tooth enamel and it will HURT. You don't want that. Go get it done professionally instead like a smart person. :D
Don't you see? Your tooth was given to you for a reason! You aren't just an ordinary guy with a crap life... You are! The Toothinator! You can defeat crime with your pain and... Oh yeah you're right you'd make a shitty super hero.
The fact he has to ask facepunch means he's NOT a smart person.
The tooth fairy will come for you. Expect a money bag under your pillow.
That sounds pretty awesome. Freak people out with it.
Grab some pliers and yank the fucker out
Quick and painless
Imagine taking a rusty razorblade and shaving your teeth.
Cool Story Bro.
Ok, seriously, go to the dentist.
You'll regret dulling it.
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