• You have one wish with the following rules. What do you wish for?
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1. You can't wish for more wishes, or anything that results in getting more wishes, or anything that modifies the rules of the current wish. 2. Your wish can't affect a large number of people directly, so no wishing for world peace. It can't make anything impossible happen that will affect a large amount of people, so for instance you can't wish for superpowers unless they're the kind few people will ever know about, and you can't wish for extreme political power. 3. You can wish to make things happen to yourself that don't break the impossibility barrier (for instance, you can wish for yourself to suddenly gain extreme mathematical skills or something like that). The results of these wishes can still effect people on the large scale. You can't wish for situational knowledge or anything that would make someone suspect you got it from some supernatural means. 4. You can wish for something impossible as long as it will stay on the small scale (I. E. you can wish for a variety of telekinesis that only works so that you can't prove it's happening, and that won't effect a lot of people) 5. Your wish can have as many details about it as you want as long as they can collectively be summarized as one wish, with no meta logic (so nothing like "I wish that what I want to happen will happen"). You can change these small details over time if you aren't satisfied with them. What would you wish for?
I's wish for Kanye West to have taste buds in his anus.
I want a magical coat that has a pocket that has a small portal that i can open or close on whim, and can hold a pound of anything at any given time.
I want a portal gun.
Be able to sing.
To work for Valve
I wish I was the kind of woman that I've always wanted to look like, if that's good enough.
To always be with that one only person I've ever loved, and that she'd not be so socially-awkward.
Move into a house with all my best online friends without having to worry about money. This is sewius guys! (No, really, why is it funny? :v:)
To be respected for my work in a community I enjoy.
To become a... God? Just for the hell of it. [editline]18th July 2012[/editline] Oh wait this thread is about realistic wishes, or is it?
To be able to piss melted chocolate and to be able to shit stacks of rolled up 100 dollar bills
I wish I had an unlimited supply of Pasta and Pizza.
The ability to shape shift.
I'd wish for Activision and EA to not be heartless capitalistic bastards.
I wish I was 3 inches taller.
I wish there weren't that many ridiculous rules to wishing.
I wish that I had the knowledge to know how to stop human greed in its entirety, and be able to eventually develop the technology to not die by natural means.
I wish to have access to myalt's porn folders.
A Backpack of Holding (aka a bag that holds anything and everything) with the ability to pick exactly what you want without having to rummage through it for an hour.
I'd wish to become the little girl, obviously.
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