pretty much just talk about someone you have made fun of that was different from the everyday typical harassment...
ill start. in the 8th grade this fat nasty literally but fuck ugly 7th grade (i dont feel right calling it this)... girl rode my bus. everyday is would make fun of her through her made up obsession of twinkies, by telling her how she prolly has them hidden in her "folds" yet her response was always... WELL... YOUR STUPID. she told us how she "never even seed (supposed to be seen, again annother reason to make fun) a twinkie" and that she obviously has never eaten one because she cant even spell it!!!
it was great.
ive ridden motocross my whole life and i know her brother who also rides. so she claimed that she does it to, but i pointed out that she would need a crane to lift her leg over the bike... as well as the fact that no matter how the suspension is set up... well...
one day toward the end of the year i was with friends, and we had some nasty old brown sliced apples in a plastic bag which we planned on putting somewhere in her bag, so i leaned over the seat and grabbed her pencil pouch which was for some reason stuffed. suddenly i unzipped the pencil pouch to see a whole footlong subway sandwich stuffed in there... i had never had a plan backfire like that.
pretty much stuff like this went on all year, and no matter how rude/mean/horrible i was to her she never got upset because her calling me stupid was enough for her to think she was winning...
finally toward the end of the school year, my bus driver caught on to how much of a mongloid she was and how bad she got picked on that she slammed the brakes, ran to the back of the bus just beside my seat and started screaming at me.
it was impossible not to laugh...
so the she said. ok lets spend 15 minutes making fun of YOU and see how YOU like it mister!
i was game
and the girl whom i called fat and accused of eating twinkies like my dog humps legs, simply poited at me and said. "YEA ur so fat... you eat twinkies every day.
outstanding
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get out
Wow what a dumb bitch, I bet she's so fat she puts mayonnaise in her cereal. Man what a fattie, you should go make fun of her, tell her I said hi and that she eats a lot of twinkies.
Oh and ur bus driver is really dumb, you could sue her for harassing u.
making fun of people is literally my favorite pastime.
i love it so. but i have no stories about it D:
So one time there was this dude posting on a forum I go to and everything he typed looked something like this
[quote="BONESLATCH"]pretty much just talk about someone you have made fun of that was different from the everyday typical harassment...
ill start. in the 8th grade this fat nasty literally but fuck ugly 7th grade (i dont feel right calling it this)... girl rode my bus. everyday is would make fun of her through her made up obsession of twinkies, by telling her how she prolly has them hidden in her "folds" yet her response was always... WELL... YOUR STUPID. she told us how she "never even seed (supposed to be seen, again annother reason to make fun) a twinkie" and that she obviously has never eaten one because she cant even spell it!!!
it was great.
ive ridden motocross my whole life and i know her brother who also rides. so she claimed that she does it to, but i pointed out that she would need a crane to lift her leg over the bike... as well as the fact that no matter how the suspension is set up... well...
one day toward the end of the year i was with friends, and we had some nasty old brown sliced apples in a plastic bag which we planned on putting somewhere in her bag, so i leaned over the seat and grabbed her pencil pouch which was for some reason stuffed. suddenly i unzipped the pencil pouch to see a whole footlong subway sandwich stuffed in there... i had never had a plan backfire like that.
pretty much stuff like this went on all year, and no matter how rude/mean/horrible i was to her she never got upset because her calling me stupid was enough for her to think she was winning...
finally toward the end of the school year, my bus driver caught on to how much of a mongloid she was and how bad she got picked on that she slammed the brakes, ran to the back of the bus just beside my seat and started screaming at me.
it was impossible not to laugh...
so the she said. ok lets spend 15 minutes making fun of YOU and see how YOU like it mister!
i was game
and the girl whom i called fat and accused of eating twinkies like my dog humps legs, simply poited at me and said. "YEA ur so fat... you eat twinkies every day.
outstanding [/quote]
So me and a group of other posters were all like "Please next time you post, capitalize what needs to be capitalized and don't spell words like you as u. It's really obnoxious and kind of an eye strain."
Boy we wrecked that guy :buddy:
HAHA GOOD ONE!!!! dude you are SOOOOOO FUNNY!!
[QUOTE=RaveRaze;17856585]So one time there was this dude posting on a forum I go to and everything he typed looked something like this
So me and a group of other posters were all like "Please next time you post, capitalize what needs to be capitalized and don't spell words like you as u. It's really obnoxious and kind of an eye strain."
Boy we wrecked that guy :buddy:[/QUOTE]
sorry mommy
Right, this thread is now back on topics. No more fat jokes, the ads are showing me BBW dating, and that's creepy :ohddear:
So, there's this girl in my class, right? She's blonde, dumb, an only child, and her dad's kinda rich. She thinks she's top shit, but she pisses off all the guys in our class (She has a massive crush on one of them, but that's never going to go anywhere, because he hates her, and for some reason she's to chicken to even talk to him).
Anyway, we were joking around near her, and I (jokingly) stated that the only race that gets made fun of more than Canadians must be Dutch (reason = I don't know... I love Dutch and Canadian people).
Well, that got her attention. She flipped and literally chased me back to the lockers. I was pissing myself laughing (cos I could outrun her easy, and she can't punch for shit). She hated me so bad for ages.
Fastfoward to school today. She'd sorta gotten over the whole event, and no-one cared, etc. etc.
She came over to me and asked me for answers to the sheet we were doing. She'd done one answer, whereas I'd done nearly all of it. When she saw my sheet, she obnoxiously asks me "Why are you such a nerd?"
Well, I was taken aback, so I replied, "Well then, If you're gonna be like that, why are you such a bimbo?"
That fired her up so bad. She now hates my guts, and tries to hurt me all the time, going so far as hitting me with a chair at the end of school today, and getting her friends to ignore me, which is not fun.
There's my story, enjoy.
[QUOTE=BONESLATCH;17856330]pretty much just talk about someone you have made fun of that was different from the everyday typical harassment...
ill start. in the 8th grade this fat nasty literally but fuck ugly 7th grade (i dont feel right calling it this)... girl rode my bus. everyday is would make fun of her through her made up obsession of twinkies, by telling her how she prolly has them hidden in her "folds" yet her response was always... WELL... YOUR STUPID. she told us how she "never even seed (supposed to be seen, again annother reason to make fun) a twinkie" and that she obviously has never eaten one because she cant even spell it!!!
it was great.
ive ridden motocross my whole life and i know her brother who also rides. so she claimed that she does it to, but i pointed out that she would need a crane to lift her leg over the bike... as well as the fact that no matter how the suspension is set up... well...
one day toward the end of the year i was with friends, and we had some nasty old brown sliced apples in a plastic bag which we planned on putting somewhere in her bag, so i leaned over the seat and grabbed her pencil pouch which was for some reason stuffed. suddenly i unzipped the pencil pouch to see a whole footlong subway sandwich stuffed in there... i had never had a plan backfire like that.
pretty much stuff like this went on all year, and no matter how rude/mean/horrible i was to her she never got upset because her calling me stupid was enough for her to think she was winning...
finally toward the end of the school year, my bus driver caught on to how much of a mongloid she was and how bad she got picked on that she slammed the brakes, ran to the back of the bus just beside my seat and started screaming at me.
it was impossible not to laugh...
so the she said. ok lets spend 15 minutes making fun of YOU and see how YOU like it mister!
i was game
and the girl whom i called fat and accused of eating twinkies like my dog humps legs, simply poited at me and said. "YEA ur so fat... you eat twinkies every day.
outstanding
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I can add to this story:
she also had a major studder and lacked any social skill whatsoever. she had no friends, so she would try to talk to us. this is exactly how it happened one day. we were all just sitting in the back of our bus having a good time talking to each other and in the middle of when we were saying something, she randomly turns around and says, (i quote)"ii i i ha ha hav have th three have three p packs of g gu gumm" and so i said the only logical thing i could without being an asshole, "i i i d d dont care." just kidding i was being an asshole ha ha! :' ) oh man, funny shit
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