please, i am extremely tired, and my toilet wont flush because there's too much toilet paper in it. I have no plunger. If i flush it again will it flood onto my floor or will it just go through. i don't know wat to do anymore
use your head as a plunger
The only solution is to use your hand and pull the toilet paper out.
Or throw in a grenade.
its like 4:30 am
1. acquire chicken
2. remove beak
3. pluck dat chick
4. place in oven for 50 minutes on 200 degrees Celsius. Pull out once golden brown
5. eat chick (but dont wash your hands!)
6. remove toilet paper with hands. (now that your hands are dirty chicken hands, you wont feel bad for getting then gross and pooie.
7. flush toilet
8. light toilet on fire for being a bastard
9. dance around like an indian.
[QUOTE=The golden;41323779]You're going to have to man up and pull the tp out. Trying to flush it down will not help you at all. It can get caught in the s-bend and you'd really be fucked until you get a plunger.[/QUOTE]
i tried getting it out with a toilet cleaner but i think i just made it worse
Borrow your neighbours.
There is no going back now, smash the toilet with a sledgehammer and collect insurance money
Just pull it out and flush it down later. The sink is right there anyways.
Use a plastic bag that doesnt have a hole in it as an impromptu elbow-length glove and put your arm in there, bitch!
i think im gona sleep and handle it in the morning
Pour some bleach down the toilet then boil up a kettle and pour the hot water in, the toilet peper will dissolve in no time allowing you to flush it down.
[QUOTE=MadBomber;41323915]Pour some bleach down the toilet then boil up a kettle and pour the hot water in, the toilet peper will dissolve in no time allowing you to flush it down.[/QUOTE]
Actually a fucking smart idea!
im 2 sleepy maybe it will unclog itself
[QUOTE=LieutenantLeo;41323951]im 2 sleepy maybe it will unclog itself[/QUOTE]
Don't leave it. It will solidify.
Use a trumpet, they're plunger shaped.
[QUOTE=Lookashoe;41323935]Actually a fucking smart idea![/QUOTE]
urea can break down into ammonia if the conditions are right. I don't think bleach is the best choice
[QUOTE=Rangergxi;41323961]Don't leave it. It will solidify.[/QUOTE]
water + paper =/= solid mass of toilet paper/water hybrid
the paper will just dissolve, if the paper had shit on it worst case scenario your bathroom will smell really fucking bad for a while, but there's a reason we use paper instead of cloth.
I believe that if you boil water and then throw it in the toilet, it helps unclogging.
EDIT:I checked and it doesn't work, sorry OP!
[QUOTE=butre;41324061]urea can break down into ammonia if the conditions are right. I don't think bleach is the best choice[/QUOTE]
Well it worked for me several times, I just make sure the bathroom is well ventilated before doing it (also only a little bit of bleach.)
Go outside and break a branch off a tree, use said branch to push paper/shit down the toilet.
Source : I take monster shits after a night of drinking.
Suuuuper weird, I thought you might be my flatmate for a sec.. same thing goin on in my house. Lettin in get suuper soaked and see if it just disintegrates.
[QUOTE=Rangergxi;41323789]Borrow your neighbours.[/QUOTE]
I think a plunger would be more useful but whatever.
You could simply let the paper stay in the toilet until it finally dissolves and you
can flush it, as soon as you are awake you probably can flush it.
I have the same problem when I take a shit. Which sucks because it always cogs the toilet and I have to get a pair of gloves and a bag and put it in the bag. If anyone got any better idea please help.
I just fill a large bucket with water and then pour it down the hole really quickly from a height. It takes some practice but if you're accurate and quick enough it's not going to splash water everywhere. The constant pressure should unclog absolutely anything.
It's time to get dirty. Take that shitty toilet paper out with your hand or something.
Boil your shit in the kettle
Wasn't there a trick with an empty water bottle and a sink?
Like while flushing, you pump the empty bottle while the tip is in the kitchen sink hole, the pressure would unclog the toilet. Something like that.
[editline]5th July 2013[/editline]
Also go buy a plunger, it's like what 5$?
Grab a straw and flush the toilet. If you're quick you can drink all the water before it goes over the edge of the seat and floods the bathroom.
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