• Tiger Woods Jokes
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With the recent developments in the Tiger Woods story... a new generation of lame puns has begun. Today in health class, my teacher show us a list of a good 20 or 30 jokes about the man. I hadn't realized how many there were, so I just had to ask you guys... What are some of your favorite Tiger Woods Jokes? [url]http://www.hulu.com/watch/113210/saturday-night-live-tiger-woods-accident[/url] Whats the difference between an Escalade and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a golf ball 400 yards... Did you hear that Phil Mickelson called Elin Nordegren? He asked her for some tips on beating Tiger. The police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. "I can't remember," Elin said, "just put me down for a 5." Ping has a new set of irons called Elins. They're clubs you can beat Tiger with. What does Tiger Woods have in common with a baby seal? They've both been clubbed by a Norwegian.
This thread needs more in-putt
[QUOTE=Suttles;18791377]This thread needs more in-putt[/QUOTE] Wee bit more added.
He crashed his car huh? That's funny, I thought he was good at driving.
I guess he just couldn't keep his balls in one hole. [editline]08:37PM[/editline] He should change is name to Cheetah Woods. [editline]08:37PM[/editline] Tiger is just trying to be the craziest whitest black man on the planet now that Michael is dead [editline]08:38PM[/editline] Tiger's wood was playing the wrong hole.
Tiger Woods, more like Burnt Woods
Why did Tiger hit the fire hydrant first? He's such a dog.
What did Tiger say when he learned that women were claiming to have had affairs with him everywhere? "LEAVE ME ALONE!" :frown:
[QUOTE=40kplayer;18792551]What did Tiger say when he learned that women were claiming to have had affairs with him everywhere? "LEAVE ME ALONE!" :frown:[/QUOTE] What?
I have heard this a few times. Hit a fire hydrant AND a tree? Guess he couldn't choose between a wood and an iron.
Why did Tiger's wife use the iron? She hates the driver.
The airbags didn't go off because he had a hole in one. :smug:
Tiger Woods is a good golf player.
What's a Tiger Wood?
What kind of guy lets his wife beat him? [sp]I don't know, but maybe Tiger Wood.[/sp] Tiger's wife really putt him in his place.
Tiger Woods always needs more than 18 holes. Eh. :effort:
In his early years, Tiger woods was better knows as cub sapling. :hurr:
[QUOTE=GunskiMod;18794721]What's a Tiger Wood?[/QUOTE] A tiger in the woods.
[QUOTE=Dumba$$;18797058]In his early years, Tiger woods was better knows as cub sapling. :hurr:[/QUOTE] Brilliant.
Who honestly names their kid Tiger? That's not a joke btw. Hopefully Federer won't cock up, otherwise Gilette's shares are down the drain. [editline]11:21PM[/editline] Tiger Woods has admitted to cheating. We already knew that, it was obviously a handball.
[QUOTE=Doozle;18805510]Who honestly names their kid Tiger? That's not a joke btw. Hopefully Federer won't cock up, otherwise Gilette's shares are down the drain. [editline]11:21PM[/editline] Tiger Woods has admitted to cheating. We already knew that, it was obviously a handball.[/QUOTE] Tiger isn't his real name.
[QUOTE=CaptainQuirk;18806644]Tiger isn't his real name.[/QUOTE] Yea, it's Ching-Wang His black half drives balls into holes His asian half drives cars into trees
Tiger got a woody.
All this Tiger Woods stuff is driving me crazy. I'm also impressed that everyone is on par with these jokes.
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