Ok, so I got a Sony Vaio, a touchscreen computer.
I just went to take a shit, left pc locked (no password though).
When i come back something amazing had happened. A fly had pressed the unlock button on the login screen, unminimized IE, opened the dropdown menu, and chnaged the website from google.com homepage to my most visited website (steam something, it is the first in the dropdown menu due to use). I SAW it d the last part aswell. I am shitting my pants right now, I had to swat it away because it kept moving my mouse poniter when it landed the screen. Its still alive, i think its hiding.
Meth. Not even once.
Yeah, I too are bothered by giant house flies messing about on my computer.
And one time 2 mosquitos stole my bike by continuously landing on the peddals...Never doing acid again.
when I have Spyware on my computer, I also like to pretend it's a super intelligent fly behind the mysterious works.
Inteilligent
[QUOTE=wilolato;31854015]And one time 2 mosquitos stole my bike by continuously landing on the peddals...Never doing acid again.[/QUOTE] I really hate when this happens. This is the second reason I don't leave my shoes outside.
[QUOTE=asb44;31854069]I really hate when this happens. This is the second reason I don't leave my shoes outside.[/QUOTE]
I once almost got raped by a pair of mosquitoes holding a banana. Fortunately, I shot them out of the air with a Powerade bottle.
[QUOTE=The89thAlt;31853877]unminimized [b]IE[/b].[/QUOTE]
I burst out laughing.
uh well at least the fly didn't make this topic
you've misspelled intelligent
Don't worry OP ignore them.
It also happened to me.
Or this one time I saw the Burger King "King" was sitting on top of my TV molesting a Platypus with an avacado.
It's actually a micro-UAV.
The CIA is just fucking with you for giggles.
A super intelligent fly would uninstall IE
[QUOTE=Osku1234;31858232]A super intelligent fly would uninstall IE[/QUOTE]Not really MY computer, more so my dads that i am using because my motherboard half melted. he gets up in arms about installing anything, so, no firefox for me.
The bitch gotta pay.
[img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101202004043/southpark/images/e/ea/Tuong_Lu_Kim.gif[/img]
"I'm not even going to harm that fry."
Dont leave it alone, it will try to get on fly porn.
Sexy, sexy fly porn....
Mmmmm
[QUOTE=Donutsalad;31860965]Dont leave it alone, it will try to get on fly porn.
Sexy, sexy fly porn....
Mmmmm[/QUOTE]
:fappery:
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