• Puking everywhere?
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So, let me start off by telling you all a story that happened not too long ago. It all started on a Thursday afternoon, around 2 p.m. When my friend D showed up with my friend A, though everyone was getting Sick of A. (he's a real big ass.) So they say "Come to R's with us man! We've got 6 grams!" so I figured what the hell and we set off. When we got there, it was the four of us. Me, R, A, and D. R and D are really good friends of mine. We hastily throw together a nice, fat joint and head to R's garage. We ended up finishing it off and sat around doing random things, though R didn't take any because he stopped smoking weed. Everyone else including myself were very high. D tried to do a skateboard trick and ended up nutting himself with the board, producing great laughs. The next bit is sort of a blur, but I'll keep going with it. We walked outside and it had started to rain heavily. This was an open inventation to run in the open and get soaked while bumping into eachother having a great laugh. We then walked to the grocery store, absolutely baked, Me thinking I was honestly in space from the night sky. When we got in the store, we went for the candy isle, where D's sister who literally lives out of town comes around the corner in store uniform and attracts the attention of everyone in the store by saying out loud that we better not steal, so we baught a bag of chips and took shelter at the park across the road and ate. We got back to R's later and thought it would be great to smoke another joint. So this girl who was now over named M rolls us a new joint and we go to the garage and smoke it. I remember after a few hits there, I quit, being very very high. I looked over at A, and he still has half the huge joint in his hand after we all quit and he says "should I aim to green out?" and I'm like go for it, so he does. D goes to the kitchen and the rest of us go to the basement and sit. A then says he feels funny so R tells him to go to the bathroom and A says "I'm not Gunna throw u-" and then pukes all over his shirt and the chair. Not just a little either. He was literally swimming in it. I run upstairs and tell D about it and laugh about how gross it is. M, amazingly when nobody else would, picked him up, got his puke clothes in the wash and found him new clothes then wiped the chair. ( what a great person) and then A comes and sits next to me on the couch, wearing clothes waaaay to small to him. I remember I thought his head looked like an acorn. I asked him "you good?" and he's like "I feel like we're in a video game." and I think to myself; maybe I should move Incase he throws up again, and as soon as I lifted my ass off the couch, he throws up all over where I had just been sitting. All of us run upstairs, the sight of puke making us sick, and with M gone, we were not quite sure what to do, but we could hear A throwing up more downstairs. R goes down to tell A to go to the bathroom and A just sits there repeating " don't talk about it" so as D and I prepare for bed, R decided he had had enough and calls A's mom (at 1 am!) saying A is high and throwing up, being uncooperative and needs to be picked. When a's mom get there she says "musta been some shit weed" and then takes him home and we go to bed. Is that just normal or what? Never seen anything like it before...
Why would you aim to green out? Yes it's normal if you're aiming to green out, his body was saying 'that's enough quit it'. Also I can relate to the "I feel like I'm in a video game" thing.
lol his mom's an idiot, it doesn't matter the weed the kid was just stupid and smoked too much
It's normal. I've puked a few times from being really high. That or your friend's shit could have been synthetic.
you have weed cancer kill yourself before it gets worse
hahaha this was a entertaining tale im high af
One time, I had two friends over for a green day. During the time they were here, I drank 4-5 bottles of grape crush. Then, somewhere along the line, as we were driving, I puked purple all over the door. I almost made it outside too. :c Never again.
[QUOTE=soccerskyman;35284456]One time, I had two friends over for a green day. During the time they were here, I drank 4-5 bottles of grape crush. Then, somewhere along the line, as we were driving, I puked purple all over the door. I almost made it outside too. :c Never again.[/QUOTE] I'm gonna go ahead and say you just drank too much soda. Too much sugar can make you barf too
No shitty weed usually gives you allooooot more of that sick burned out dazed and confused feeling usualy which leads to the spins, poor A well I guess everyone's a dick and doesn't like him. Reminds me of one time in 10th grade me and my two friends went to go smoke at a small wooden bridge at a creek, we're all smoking and Diego starts sayin "ugghhg my stomach hurts" the kid is immature as fuck and I say to him "woah man if your gonna puke puke over th-" and he just pukes this stream of what looks like lava, it's just this aweful bright red color, I freaked out going "MOTHA FUCKER IS PUKING BLOOD" and my friend goes "lol naw fatass thought it would be a good idea to eat 4 slices of red velvet cake before we got here" as he recovered we all were bustin out laughing and stop smoking due to puke mouth rotation
Last time I greened out was because I scoffed a share bagg of crinkled crisps. Maxxed those motherfuckers, then I threw them all up. Then I felt fine again.
[QUOTE=zach1193;35288964]I'm gonna go ahead and say you just drank too much soda. Too much sugar can make you barf too[/QUOTE] Fucking cottonmouth man. At the time, I didn't even realize I drank that much.
first (and only) time i tried a gravity bong unless youre an experienced smoker, 2 litres of smoke going into your lungs at the same time isn't the best idea. I coughed for 5 minutes straight, then threw up all over my kitchen sink, then became higher than ive ever been in my entire life. not the best course of action since im asthmatic lol
first time i took a grav bong hit my knees buckled and i fell to the floor good times
first time i took a grav bong i was fucking baked and i was so scared
I don't want to try a gravity bong any more :(
Why not its awesome
[QUOTE=Stormcharger;35404922]Why not its awesome[/QUOTE] lol dunno about you but I'm not partial to throwing up.
[QUOTE=zach1193;35405272]lol dunno about you but I'm not partial to throwing up.[/QUOTE] Yeah this mostly [editline]3rd April 2012[/editline] And the whole "my legs dont work anymore" experience
Ive had neither of those experiences
[QUOTE=Stormcharger;35405326]Ive had neither of those experiences[/QUOTE] Well If the opportunity presents itself I'll give it a go I guess
Yea may as well try it once. Even if its bad its not that bad, people seem to think puking is a lot worse than it is.
I for one dislike puking very much. The first heave is okay, but its the constant heaving afterwards that I hate, 'cause your stomach is spazzing out but there's nothing left to puke :v:
[QUOTE=tommyc225;35405618]I for one dislike puking very much. The first heave is okay, but its the constant heaving afterwards that I hate, 'cause your stomach is spazzing out but there's nothing left to puke :v:[/QUOTE] Yea that's just the main thing I absolutely hate throwing up haha
Don't swallow your smoke, or sometimes you do it without realizing it. If you burp, smoke will come out, it means the smoke went into your stomach and didn't get exhaled, that's what makes you puke.
youll only throw up if you swallow the smoke or youre a massive pussy gravity bongs are the best
Mac i just gotta say you are one cool motherfucker. I see you in here all the time im gonna find out where you live and bring you a fruit basket/
i would love a fruit basket
I work in produce dude. I could hook that shit up. Biggest motherfuckin' fruit basket you ever seen
[QUOTE=tommyc225;35405618]I for one dislike puking very much. The first heave is okay, but its the constant heaving afterwards that I hate, 'cause your stomach is spazzing out but there's nothing left to puke :v:[/QUOTE] When i've puked i only puke for like 1 or 2 heaves and then I feel great and back to normal :v:
[QUOTE=Stormcharger;35409126]When i've puked i only puke for like 1 or 2 heaves and then I feel great and back to normal :v:[/QUOTE] I guess Tommy's like me, tries their best not to puke unless your body makes you, if you just have a little upset stomach that whatever's in your stomach at the time is bugging you, then you'd only puke like once or twice, but when you're sick AKA a bug, then you puke all over the place, since I usually hold it until I know I have to puke in which case it's usually a bunch of puke haha Do you kinda get what I'm saying, this is a bit ramble-y
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