Man attacks roommates with sword after finding soda can.
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[quote=News]A man who was apparently upset after finding a soda can in his room allegedly used a sword to cut two of his roommates. Michael Angel Zamago was jailed on Friday on a charge of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon related to family violence. Bail was $25,000.
A police report indicates Zamago was upset to find a soda can in his room, thinking someone entered without permission. Zamago allegedly used the sword to poke holes in a closed door to a room where the pair fled.
One roommate has a cut under his right arm pit. The other suffered a cut in the shoulder area.
A jailer who declined to provide his name said there was no record of an attorney for Zamago.
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What? Talk about over-reacting. And, come on, a sword?
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[QUOTE=CanibalMonke;17409644]What? Talk about over-reacting. And, come on, a sword?
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Totally understandable. I locked my younger brother in the freezer when he farted in my room.
Well someone obviously has issues.
[quote]Zamago allegedly used the sword to poke holes in a closed door to a room where the pair fled.[/quote]
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bb/The_shining_heres_johnny.jpg[/img]
[quote]related to family violence[/quote] Pity all he needed was [i]a Jab in the wrong direction[/i]
[QUOTE]A man who was apparently upset after finding a soda can in his room allegedly used a sword to cut two of his roommates. [b]Michael Angel Zamago[/b] was jailed on Friday on a charge of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon related to family violence. Bail was $25,000.
A police report indicates Zamago was upset to find a soda can in his room, thinking someone entered without permission. Zamago allegedly used the sword to poke holes in a closed door to a room where the pair fled.
One roommate has a cut under his right arm pit. The other suffered a cut in the shoulder area.
A jailer who declined to provide his name said there was no record of an attorney for Zamago.[/QUOTE]
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What's with the goddamn sword attacks lately? Who has a sword for real?
[QUOTE=Malumbre;17409843]What's with the goddamn sword attacks lately? Who has a sword for real?[/QUOTE]
People who collect them?
[QUOTE=Malumbre;17409843]What's with the goddamn sword attacks lately? Who has a sword for real?[/QUOTE]
If I had had $120 on me at the time, I could've bought a broad sword.
[QUOTE=Malumbre;17409843]What's with the goddamn sword attacks lately? Who has a sword for real?[/QUOTE]
Michael Angel Zamago.
[QUOTE=ChilColdCoolaid;17409747][img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bb/The_shining_heres_johnny.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]well played :hfive:
aw he found a use for his thousand dollar replica of the sword samurai jack used in his anime show
dude samurai jack is a sweet show fuck you
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and it's not anime
What's with all the sword-wielding weeaboos recently?
fuck yeah swords
[quote]Man attacks roommates with sword after finding soda can.[/quote]
Weirdest sentence ever. I was like "wTFF???"?"?"?
I guess he did not take their [I]s[/I]word for it.
[QUOTE=Chronische;17412772]I guess he did not take their [I]s[/I]word for it.[/QUOTE]
works better if sword sounded like word
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PICK UP THAT CAN!
choose option cut with samurai jack replica sword
followed with "YOU MADE ME TAKE IT OUT OF THE BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!"
[QUOTE=bepassley;17411230]aw he found a use for his thousand dollar replica of the sword samurai jack used in his anime show[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE={FP}ST;17412143]What's with all the sword-wielding weeaboos recently?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=bepassley;17412969]choose option cut with samurai jack replica sword
followed with "YOU MADE ME TAKE IT OUT OF THE BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!"[/QUOTE]
Who even said it was a Japanese Sword? You know Japan wasn't the only country to ever use swords in the history of the world. Before guns, [I]everybody[/I] used swords.
because the only people who own swords anymore only bought it because it looks like the sword INSERT ANIME CHARACTER NAME here used in INSERT ANIME SHOW TITLE HERE
[QUOTE=bepassley;17413080]because the only people who own swords anymore only bought it because it looks like the sword INSERT ANIME CHARACTER NAME here used in INSERT ANIME SHOW TITLE HERE[/QUOTE]
I have an ornamental Indian saber my parents bought me when I was 8
[QUOTE=RaveRaze;17413159]I have an ornamental Indian saber my parents bought me when I was 8[/QUOTE]
i care
[QUOTE=bepassley;17413211]i care[/QUOTE]
Well I didn't get it cause of an anime
[url=http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?p=17361827]Maybe they are Facepunchers who decided to try something they read on Facepunch?[/url]
[QUOTE=Malumbre;17409843]What's with the goddamn sword attacks lately? Who has a sword for real?[/QUOTE]
I have a few swords
[QUOTE=bepassley;17413080]because the only people who own swords anymore only bought it because it looks like the sword INSERT ANIME CHARACTER NAME here used in INSERT ANIME SHOW TITLE HERE[/QUOTE]
My swords are from lord of the rings and chronicles of riddick though.
[QUOTE=bepassley;17413080]because the only people who own swords anymore only bought it because it looks like the sword INSERT ANIME CHARACTER NAME here used in INSERT ANIME SHOW TITLE HERE[/QUOTE]
I own Aragon's Narsil.
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