What's the worst thing that has happened to you today?
Here's mine:
So tonight the women's restroom toilet was clogged... I happened to be service associate (cleaning guy). I had to pick up about 3 or 4 handfuls of deteriorating, used toilet paper, pieces of shit, and a bloody tampon with my hands (with gloves on) and throw it in a trashcan. Throw the trashbag in the dumpster, then plunge the toilet and scrub the leftover blood and shit streaks from it.
Your turn.
Sounds like a shitty day.
[QUOTE=kevaughan;20967207]Sounds like a shitty day.[/QUOTE]
About an hour later before I left the manager asked me to go get some carts off the lot before I headed out, so it was kind of drizzling. I was getting the last set of carts and it came in a freaking massive wave, started pouring rain and the parking lot immediately filled up 2 -3 inches of rain in some areas which I had to push about 7 carts through, then clock out and run back out to my car in the back of the parking lot.
It was a very shitty day to say the least.
Got my report card back. Spanish teacher gave me a C-. Parents blamed XBox. R.I.P. xbox
[QUOTE=Tokii;20967347]Got my report card back. Spanish teacher gave me a C-. Parents blamed XBox. R.I.P. xbox[/QUOTE]
No me gusta. Shit dude, that just reminded me, I have online spanish II that I haven't touched in over 2 weeks :O
I guess my evening can manage to suck a bit more ass.
I got a D in Pre Calc, God I hate that class.
School
She wasn't at school.
:(
[QUOTE=Miasmic;20967955]She wasn't at school.
:([/QUOTE]
She was at school, but I didn't talk to her :C
Actually.
Realized that no matter which, the USB ports in my computer won't pick up the iPod charger. Thus, pissing me off.
Mines bad.
My friend thought it was a great idea to step on two juice boxes at the same time.
So, everyone stepped aside.
Somehow, I was directly in the line of fire of a tropical juice wave.
I was sticky with juice from head to toe.
It looked like a bull took a raging anal blast all over me.
[QUOTE=Hubsha;20968132]Mines bad.
My friend thought it was a great idea to step on two juice boxes at the same time.
So, everyone stepped aside.
Somehow, I was directly in the line of fire of a tropical juice wave.
I was sticky with juice from head to toe.
[b]It looked like a bull took a raging anal blast all over me.[/b][/QUOTE]
My day's all better now.
I think I fell into a giant pit of spikes
That explains why I am transparent and my voice sounds like its from Cheir's music
I showed her my dick and she showed me hers
I got my period two weeks early, and it's the weekend so my bf and I usually sleep over at eachother house. I asked him to sleep over at mine and he used the same excuse as he did last weekend and he said maybe. Which annoying because I always stay at his house and it would be nice for a change for him to stay at mine.
the worst thing was waking up knowing i'm still alive
[QUOTE=Daemon;20969596]the worst thing was waking up knowing i'm still alive[/QUOTE]
If so, then kill yourself instead of complaining that you are still alive.
hey, the man asked a question quit complaining you're pregnant
[QUOTE=Daemon;20969649]hey, the man asked a question quit complaining you're pregnant[/QUOTE]
Who is pregnant?
how is she pregnant she got her peird
alot of women mistake early periods for being pregnant from having sex previous days whilst taking pills such as plan b. pills like this encourages menstruation which is what i was implying (as a joke). other then that take a fucking day off and don't quote me ever again
Lost my iPod Touch.
I got caught fapping, twice in a row.
[QUOTE=Daemon;20969851]alot of women mistake early periods for being pregnant from having sex previous days whilst taking pills such as plan b. pills like this encourages menstruation which is what i was implying (as a joke). other then that take a fucking day off and don't quote me ever again[/QUOTE]
I felt like quoting you because I can and well now that you mention that I might keep a watch to see how long it goes for.
[QUOTE=Daemon;20969851]alot of women mistake early periods for being pregnant from having sex previous days whilst taking pills such as plan b. pills like this encourages menstruation which is what i was implying (as a joke). other then that take a fucking day off and don't quote me ever again[/QUOTE]
I quoted this guy. I have a feeling todays about to get a whole lot worse...
Reading this thread.
Lost my soccer grand final. We got there early cause we thought it was an earlier time. So we had to wait three hours to get our asses kicked.
My dad made me feel like shit, again.
[QUOTE=Hellsten;20971566]Reading this thread.[/QUOTE]
Hey, ya'll don't say that!
When I woke up I noticed that my arm was stretching upwards. Suddenly I realized that somehow my arm had fallen asleep like that and when it fell down my hand hit me; in my face.
It hurt.
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