I already clean my toilet once a year.
You just kinda blast the scum ring away with your piss lol.
[QUOTE=pentium;49482149]I already clean my toilet once a year.
You just kinda blast the scum ring away with your piss lol.[/QUOTE]:ohno: good god man
I was just taught not to shit and piss all over the toilet.
[QUOTE=pentium;49482149]I already clean my toilet once a year.
You just kinda blast the scum ring away with your piss lol.[/QUOTE]
[t]http://www.mensfitness.com/sites/mensfitness.com/files/d6/images-mf-209917-16806.jpg[/t]
just piss away the filth
How the fuck is this even a problem for Americans? Poo leaves your arse, and is guaranteed to hit water since it fills the bowl half full:
[t]https://apostcardinfreeverse.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/20120930-205217.jpg[/t]
At least with an Australian toilet, you're likely to have skid marks all down the side, which TOTALLY warrants cleaning:
[t]https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/FM9LES3obl51JOZBMZAxBWFboTAGfKy0dAalNUgyP06FRNSCEh4htb1xXhpVF5Nj0vrlSvEoOgzmPwf9xb_fOL7HwE3FY8rzY7bqWvlY51aifTuTT8Y[/t]
See that D down the bottom? That's all that ever fills up with water.
I've noticed some times, in super market bathrooms, you will walk into it and the smell of rotten asshole will hit your body and you'll walk into the bathroom stall, and see shit spewn against the wall and all over everywhere as if someone, just before sitting, exploded
I once saw brown hand marks on a soap dispenser too
of course no one locks the bathroom or cleans it. A++ dudes
[QUOTE=J!NX;49482323]I've noticed some times, in super market bathrooms, you will walk into it and the smell of rotten asshole will hit your body and you'll walk into the bathroom stall, and see shit spewn against the wall and all over everywhere as if someone, just before sitting, exploded
I once saw brown hand marks on a soap dispenser too
of course no one locks the bathroom or cleans it. A++ dudes[/QUOTE]
This why I avoid public bathrooms like the plague
The other reason is the plague
[QUOTE=WaLLy3K;49482311]How the fuck is this even a problem for Americans? Poo leaves your arse, and is guaranteed to hit water since it fills the bowl half full:
[t]https://apostcardinfreeverse.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/20120930-205217.jpg[/t]
At least with an Australian toilet, you're likely to have skid marks all down the side, which TOTALLY warrants cleaning:
[t]https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/FM9LES3obl51JOZBMZAxBWFboTAGfKy0dAalNUgyP06FRNSCEh4htb1xXhpVF5Nj0vrlSvEoOgzmPwf9xb_fOL7HwE3FY8rzY7bqWvlY51aifTuTT8Y[/t]
See that D down the bottom? That's all that ever fills up with water.[/QUOTE]
More and more in America we're moving to the toilets like you've got though. Low flow or dual flush are becoming the norm slowly.
The toilets at my work range from 1950s to early 2000s and the signs warning not to leave food in the building because not even the trash is removed often enough. They probably had white bowls at some point but the signs warning to not drink the water under any circumstance probably have something to do with that.
For some reason I read the title as "The toilet you only use once a year".
[QUOTE=pentium;49482149]I already clean my toilet once a year.
You just kinda blast the scum ring away with your piss lol.[/QUOTE]
I first read that thinking you only piss once a year...
[editline]8th January 2016[/editline]
Above post is relevant
[QUOTE=pentium;49482149]I already clean my toilet once a year.
You just kinda blast the scum ring away with your piss lol.[/QUOTE]
First the dandruff thing, and now this.
C'MON DUDE.
[QUOTE=WaLLy3K;49482311]How the fuck is this even a problem for Americans? Poo leaves your arse, and is guaranteed to hit water since it fills the bowl half full:
[t]https://apostcardinfreeverse.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/20120930-205217.jpg[/t]
At least with an Australian toilet, you're likely to have skid marks all down the side, which TOTALLY warrants cleaning:
[t]https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/FM9LES3obl51JOZBMZAxBWFboTAGfKy0dAalNUgyP06FRNSCEh4htb1xXhpVF5Nj0vrlSvEoOgzmPwf9xb_fOL7HwE3FY8rzY7bqWvlY51aifTuTT8Y[/t]
See that D down the bottom? That's all that ever fills up with water.[/QUOTE]
Speaking about toilets, ever seen those?
[img]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e4/Klo_flachsp%C3%BCler_mit_altem_Sp%C3%BClkasten.JPG[/img]
It's like you are shitting on a plate and then you have time to review and admire your shit before you flush it down.
[QUOTE=Burnyhands;49483438]First the dandruff thing, and now this.
C'MON DUDE.[/QUOTE]
Makes it snow and rain.
I gotta put Pentium at the top of the ranks for most interesting facepuncher, that you do not want to work with, or live with. :v:
The only thing I want is warm toilet seats.
I hate sitting on cold toilet seats.
[QUOTE=pentium;49482149]I already clean my toilet once a year.
You just kinda blast the scum ring away with your piss lol.[/QUOTE]
if cleansliness is close to godliness then you must be satan
[QUOTE=Burnyhands;49483438]First the dandruff thing, and now this.
C'MON DUDE.[/QUOTE]
dandruff thing????
[QUOTE=pentium;49482149]I already clean my toilet once a year.
You just kinda blast the scum ring away with your piss lol.[/QUOTE]
C'mon man, you're doing this on purpose now right?
[QUOTE=pentium;49482149]I already clean my toilet once a year.
You just kinda blast the scum ring away with your piss lol.[/QUOTE]
You do realize that piss is a large part of what creates all that stuff, right?
[QUOTE=SnakeHead;49486290]C'mon man, you're doing this on purpose now right?[/QUOTE]
He's from a different era
[QUOTE=Satane;49483650]Wtf I never knew americans had toilets like that. How do you even deal with piss water splashing back into your asshole?[/QUOTE]
Strip of paper in the bowl usually prevents it unless you're shitting your internal organs out.
I guess America's finally getting introduced to the luxury of electronic Japanese toilets.
[QUOTE=Levelog;49482474]More and more in America we're moving to the toilets like you've got though. Low flow or dual flush are becoming the norm slowly.[/QUOTE]
Wasn't there a King of the Hill episode about low flow toilets and how inefficient they were?
[QUOTE=RichyZ;49483657]We revel in it, it's the most exciting part of our days. We make an event out of it[/QUOTE]
Is it common courtesy to applaud the splash?
[QUOTE=Burnyhands;49483438]First the dandruff thing, and now this.
C'MON DUDE.[/QUOTE]
You can't just leave me at "dandruff thing", come on, give link please
[QUOTE=J!NX;49486181]dandruff thing????[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=CoixNiro;49491437]You can't just leave me at "dandruff thing", come on, give link please[/QUOTE]
[url=https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1497427&p=49425789&viewfull=1#post49425789]You've been warned.[/url]
[QUOTE=simkas;49486301]You do realize that piss is a large part of what creates all that stuff, right?[/QUOTE]
Once it starts setting, you just push extra hard to wash it off.
So... Someone's building a smart toilet that's actually useful?
Cleaning is probably really necessary for the splashing, like somebody above was concerned about piss water splashing back up, that's more likely to happen in any case to the inside lip of the bowl. Plus, if you have a weak toilet that isn't some self cleaning genie, the bowl eventually gets stained around the edges of the water (especially if you have idiots that don't flush when they're done !!!!). For standard toilets, there are probably things only a brush can scrub away.
Source: I've never cleaned a toilet in my fucking life. I'm making assumptions.
I wonder if pentium uses dandruff to bleach his toliets
like he coats them in dandruff so it'll 'look' cleaner
combine it with the cola method of cleaning a toilet, the grease in the dandruff acts as a gelling agent for the cola creating a chemical breakdown of the of the shit and piss stains
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