You know how if you take a magnifying glass and pinpoint something to the sun, it can burn it? Well, I did that a lot outside on leaves and crap. Then I started to burn my sweatpants, and now I'm regretting it, because there are now a bunch of crispy holes all over them. I just stopped, but now I see a bunch of pink and green spots everywhere, because of focusing on the brightness of the magnified sunlight. I just experienced an awful eye rape.
What about you guys? Have you ever fooled around with a magnifying glass like that, or just burned shit?
EDIT: OH FUCKNUGGETS :supaburn:
I think we've all used a magnifying glass to burn stuff. When I was a kid I burned my arm with it because I wanted to see what would happen if I pointed it at myself.
I pointed it at my dad when he was doing an oil change once
I focused it on my bare arm once and my skin started to bubble and melt. I did it about 3 years ago and have still got a scar.
You just sexually abused your eyes?
:cop:
I didn't get to do that, I just stared at lightbulbs for a long time.
I regret it now.
I once burnt a crisp packet with a magnifying glass in school when I was 8. Got a school detention that lunch... Never looked back...
Seriously? This has never happened to you before?
It happens to me pretty much every day in some form or another.
[QUOTE=UnstableIsotope;21123092]I focused it on my bare arm once and my skin started to bubble and melt. I did it about 3 years ago and have still got a scar.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I always fail to notice radiation burns like that. They don't hurt as much as contact burns but they're just as damaging.
I was arc welding in a t-shirt once, for just a few moments, and when I took the helmet off I realized my one arm had a huge patch of skin that flaked and started bleeding.
I killed an ant with a magnifying glass.
It exploded.
Some of it went in my eye.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;21123237]Yeah, I always fail to notice radiation burns like that. They don't hurt as much as contact burns but they're just as damaging.
I was arc welding in a t-shirt once, for just a few moments, and when I took the helmet off I realized my one arm had a huge patch of skin that flaked and started bleeding.[/QUOTE]
Ouch, I hope we don't get melanoma from it D:
Maybe if I can use the light from these ants, I can burn a hole in the sun!
OP: Go see a doctor please?
[QUOTE=UnstableIsotope;21123640]Ouch, I hope we don't get melanoma from it D:[/QUOTE]
I think UV rays are absorbed by glass, so you should be okay.
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[QUOTE=fatal;21123722]OP: Go see a doctor please?[/QUOTE]
please tell me you're joking
Use the magnifying glass to burn lizard eyes out. They are to blame for your pain.
Haha, ants are fun to kill with them.
I'd burn them, they'd pop, and smell like burnt hair.
And popping balloons.
Haven't done it since I was about 9 or 10.
I had a cheap magnifiying glass, the lens was plastic, so it didn't much of anything.
Attempted to burn paper with one.
Failed attempt.
I burnt spiders and shittt
Quite a few years ago my friend ripped the wings off a fly and burned it with a magnifying glass.
Why burn insects or arachnids for fun? :saddowns:
[QUOTE=Hoboharry;21124168]Why burn insects or arachnids for fun? :saddowns:[/QUOTE]
Yes, real men burn Whales or Silverback Gorillas.
[QUOTE=he-did-it-->;21124147]Quite a few years ago my friend ripped the wings off a fly and burned it with a magnifying glass.[/QUOTE]
Your friend is an ass, but the good kind.
[QUOTE=Hoboharry;21124168]Why burn insects or arachnids for fun? :saddowns:[/QUOTE]
They're smaller, annoying and you've got the means to do it.
Me and some buddies always ignited paper balls. We once rolled one of said balls onto a patch of grass, which promptly got on fire. We quickly split and never heard anything about it, except that the fire department was looking for some kids who set it on fire.
Natural selection has come home
[QUOTE=dutchah;21124253]Your friend is an ass, but the good kind.
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Yeah I'd like to see someone ripping out your cock and making a hotdog out of it.
Would you like it?
enjoy your fucked up vision
I told my GF to tell me something that would make me feel good, and hurt at the same time.
She said you have the biggest dick.. Out of all your friends :(
[QUOTE=Septimas;21124806]I told my GF to tell me something that would make me feel good, and hurt at the same time.
She said you have the biggest dick.. Out of all your friends :([/QUOTE]
but you have no friends, :frown:
Aren't magnifying glasses usually for ages 5 and up OP?
Once I caught a little spider, and I tried burning it with a magnifying glass. After about 10 seconds of burning agony for the poor little spider, it popped like popcorn in a microwave. Scared the shit out of me and almost hit my face.
Good memory.
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