• The wonderful world of Dutch music.
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Hello, this will be a thread on the amazing world of dutch music. You all are probably not very informed about the dutch music scene and i do have to tell you you're missing out on a big part of musical epicness. This will be a discussion and presentation thread, feel free to contribute. The first videos i want to introduce to you now will be initially included in the OP. Contributions will be added. --- Today, we're going to be looking at music about completely irrelevant parts of daily live like Croquets and windmills. #1 [B]Zanger Rinus - He kastelein[/B] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVHJ9g-1CPU[/media] [quote] We were sitting in a little cafe, with (something, sounds like three titties) at the tap. we were drinking an ice cold beer, yeah we were going out for the night (innacurate) in the corner stood a singer, who sung at top of lung. (hurr) And made a number of songs, then he quickly got thirsty. Hey kastelein, fill them up again, because the cafe is going mad. hey kastelein, don't be so slow, because we're so thirsty today. everyone started singing, the cafe was upside down. everyone in the [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polonaise]polonaise[/url] and kastelein was at the front. a party as never before, yeah the roof was coming off. tomorrow we'll have a hangover, but that's no punishment to us. Hey kastelein, fill them up again, (epic dance move here) because the cafe is going mad. hey kastelein, don't be so slow, because we're so thirsty today. Hey kastelein, fill them up again, because the cafe is going mad. hey kastelein, don't be so slow, because we're so thirsty today. (more epic dance moves etc...) after the last round, we had to go home. nobody wanted to go home, and the sin has already been done. Hey kastelein, fill them up again, because the cafe is going mad. hey kastelein, don't be so slow, because we're so thirsty today. Hey kastelein, fill them up again, because the cafe is going mad. hey kastelein, don't be so slow, because we're so thirsty today. so thirsty today, so thirsty today, so thirsty today, hey kastelein [/quote] English lyrics provided by Crude Oil #2 [B]Windmolen Lied[/B] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogii3HFUTkw[/media] [quote] Three blades, swinging, Countless times, up and down and, and up and up and three blades are cutting, the wind in pieces, mowing around and around and finally, finally found the source the fire stolen from a sleeping god endless, endless turning blades brave blades everlasting energy (...) finally, finally found the source the fire stolen from a sleeping god endless, endless turning blades brave blades everlasting energy [/quote] English lyrics provided by Crude Oil #3 [B]Gebroeders Ko - Ik heb een Boot[/B] Sounding familiar? That's probably a hilarious coincidence. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqfL9DzEK3w&feature=related[/media] [quote] ===LYRICS GO HERE=== [/quote] #4 [B]Zanger Bob - Vleeskroket[/B] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGpN5geUF6E[/media] [quote] Yeah I am bob, and I love company, Dancing around with a pretty girl, '(Something that's apparently supposed to be english) happy days', (unintelligble on my part and then something with chinese). you'll have some fun, with a meat croquette, You'll have some lol, with a shoarma roll. you won't ever get fat, from a porkystick, Just listen to bob, and you'll get up to that top. I like to talk, and I'll sing some too, I am (can't think of a translation). (again unintelligle, I can't understand this accent) We'll have another one, and keep on going. you'll have some fun, with a meat croquette, You'll have some lol, with a shoarma roll. you won't ever get fat, from a porkystick, Just listen to bob, and you'll get up to that top. (...) At the (??) I scored just as well, (???????) won a (????). And if I then give them a [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frikandel]frikandel[/url], Gee, then (???) you'll have some fun, with a meat croquette, You'll have some lol, with a shoarma roll. you won't ever get fat, from a porkystick, Just listen to bob, and you'll get up to that top. you'll have some fun, with a meat croquette, You'll have some lol, with a shoarma roll. you won't ever get fat, from a porkystick, Just listen to bob, and you'll get up to that top. (...) you'll have some fun, with a meat croquette, You'll have some lol, with a shoarma roll. you won't ever get fat, from a porkystick, Just listen to bob, and you'll get up to that top. Just listen to bob, and you'll get up to that top. If there's a dutchman out there that can understand the parts I can't, correct me. Please. This was a great effort for me. [/quote] English lyrics provided by Crude Oil #5 [B]Zanger Bob - Hey Marlous[/B] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=338BkVpD18w[/media] #6 [B]Zanger Bob (different one) - Als je lacht[/B] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5gz7aMA66Y[/media] [quote] ===LYRICS GO HERE=== [/quote] #7 [b]The amazing Dutch Eurovision 2010 Entry[/b] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pE4gLOjTN8[/media] This thread has been sponsored and powered by Crude Oil, MachiniOS, Tu154M and me, Shogunner. Also, [url=http://server2.lego399.dk/shoutpunch/]Shoutpunch[/url] and [url=http://server2.lego399.dk/shoutpunch/facevent.php]Facevent[/url]. So feel free to contribute to the amazing Dutch music scene.
The guy in the first video is a god at holding beer.
I am semi-ashamed of translating, but more of being part of the ethnicy that spawned these songs. Hey marloes wil met je onder de douch.
I'm hot for Zanger Rinus.
I can translate Ik heb een boot, fi you want. Gimme 5 secs. I have a boat, I have a very nice, brand new boat Her name is Anna and she lies here in the ditch And I'm going to sail on the channel It's the prettiest boat of all I have a boat, I have a very nice, brand new boat Her name is Anna and she lies here in the ditch And I'm going to sail on the channel It's the prettiest boat of all And I have chicks in bikini, nice and naked I have a very nice boat, it's so large It ain't yellow, nor green or red Now I'm rich, but I used to lie in the gutter I have a very nice, brand new boat Her name is Anna and she lies here in the ditch And I'm going to sail on the channel It's the prettiest boat of all I have a boat, I have a very nice, brand new boat Her name is Anna and she lies here in the ditch And I'm going to sail on the channel It's the prettiest boat of all I got in over my head, played the lottery Now I have a very nice boat, it's mine Then we're all going to party On this boat, then we'll all have fun I have a very nice, brand new boat Her name is Anna and she lies here in the ditch And I'm going to sail on the channel It's the prettiest boat of all I have a very nice, brand new boat Her name is Anna and she lies here in the ditch And I'm going to sail on the channel It's the prettiest boat of all I have a very nice, brand new boat Her name is Anna and she lies here in the ditch And I'm going to sail on the channel It's the prettiest boat of all And I have chicks in bikini, nice and naked I have a very nice boat, it's so large And I'm going to sail on the channel It's the prettiest boat of all Kind of. Couldn't come up with a good translation of "knallen"
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=le6uFnLwqYU[/media]
Needs more MC Martin.
Damn, how could we forget about Mc Martin. Can't find it on Youtube either. Have this instead: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pa6IOZ2sOjM&feature=related[/media]
[b]Holy shit![/b] How could we forget MC Martin? Here's his fuckign amazing music. He's the epitome of Dutch rap. [url=http://www.lastfm.de/music/MC+Martin]Busta Flox, mo'fucka's[/url]
[QUOTE=deltasquid;22235064]*translation*[/QUOTE] Excellent job, I found that a pain to translate. We need a Dutch person who can understan Bob's accent in Vleeskroket at some points, and correct me. These amazing song lyrics need to be translated and kept forever.
Does Belgian music count as well? :) [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WND7DeTtIbM[/media]
As long as it's in Dutch, yeah.
Okay then. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04nw8btppTs[/media] I could translate both songs, but not right now.
why
Kedeng Kedeng [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T475RYm_DwI[/media] Old Dutch music [media]http://youtube.com/watch?v=f15dEJgC-nU[/media] Old Belgium music (with english subtitles) [media]http://youtube.com/watch?v=wIJQzlB0-HI[/media] Old Dutch Rap [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxI2NzmpoB0[/media] Popular Dutch music [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tphqUr5S-DM[/media]
Woah those are some really terrible examples. PirateMax has the right idea, though.
Ayreon, bitches [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_O6QtwFtkk[/media]
I know I'll never get another chance to use this [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lITBGjNEp08[/media]
Heidevolk ftw [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaAzwplOuwY&feature=related[/media]
A dutch music thread with no mention of Gabber? What the fuck. Heck I'm not even sure if this is Dutch they are speaking but it's still awesome, and I know it originates from the Netherlands so :downs: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fhN4DazDnw[/media]
[IMG]http://imgkk.com/i/m7fs.png[/IMG] The first video. They look pretty stoned.
The only good thing from the Dutch is their electronic music.
[QUOTE='[DJ Ria];22236813']The only good thing from the Dutch is their electronic music.[/QUOTE] I disagree. Hardcore isn't that great. Constant distorted bass drums get annoying after a while. Same with dutch hardstyle, it's basically nu-style hardcore at 150BPM.Not only that, but the abomination that is happy hardcore also came from there too. Germany is far better when it comes to EDM.
[QUOTE=Sharkey;22236970]I disagree. Hardcore isn't that great. Constant distorted bass drums get annoying after a while. Same with dutch hardstyle, it's basically nu-style hardcore at 150BPM.Not only that, but the abomination that is happy hardcore also came from there too. Germany is far better when it comes to EDM.[/QUOTE]Gabber is like metal with an actual beat--it gets annoying after a while I'll agree, and some of it's shit, but it's just real anger music. Also, happy hardcore is the fucking bomb. That's more UK than the Netherlands now though.
I'm dutch, And i am ashamed of this thread.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDDKEt4hHK4[/media] Hell yeah motherfucker kid is Dutch.
Quick notice: This thread is not serious.
Though I live in Holland, typical Dutch music is just shit.
God fucking damnit. this thread makes me feel ashamed of being Dutch. ontopic: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGqftGouVDs[/media] eurovision 2010. Haha we are going to be poor.. Lose i mean.
Dutch music makes me want to kill myself, especially the rap they try to sing
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